Total Drabble Island
Chapter 11- Crazy
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You'll never understand the rush of being crazy until you've done it. Wait that sentence doesn't even sound right… Oh, that reminds of the time when my cousin tried to stuff forty mushrooms into his mouth, but it turns out- he's allergic to them! Ha-ha, his face was all red and bumpy, and he still had them all in his mouth, and when we tried to talk to him, he would be like, "Muhumptihy!" And I didn't understand what he was saying, and it was a lot less understandable than my sentence back there.
E-scope likes crazy. E-scope enjoys crazy and being called E-scope.
But Explosivo! Explosivo enjoys boom-boom!
And then there's Izzy. She just crazy!
Like there was this one time, when I was at the store, and the lady at the counter was like, 'That'll be $8.00," and I started talking to Izzy started talking to her in a British accent, and E-scope got mad. She said, "Shut up, you hushpuppy! We'll have to give them our zebra cakes and pickles if you don't shut you pot hole!" And then Explosivo jumped in, and she was like, "Huh huh! You two buy the booty and let's get our boom-booms outta here!"
And I was just like, "Will you all just pay the damn lady?!?!?" And then we all got kicked out, and I was like, "Man… We didn't get our crumpets!"
You'll never understand the rush of being E-scope, of being Explosivo- and sometimes, Izzy, because, we'll, I mean, unless you had like an alter ego or something, and people who have those are weird psychos! Like my friend, Madeline, she had an alter ego and her name was Mad, and whenever she was Madeline she was cool, but when she was Mad she would always eat cardboard and scratch her nails on the white board in school. And I was like, "WOW, is she crazy!" Then people would tell me I was a weirdo, and then I would tell them I'm just crazy. And then Mad would spit cardboard all over them!
The rush of being crazy!
It all varies on who I am at the moment- which for all you know, I'm your momma!
The rush of being…? Whoever I am!
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I had fun with this one. I REALLY enjoyed writing in Izzy's POV. Or E-scopes. Or Explosivo's…? Whatever. I really enjoyed writing in Miss Crazy's POV.
R&R!
~cereal~
