Dear Diary,
Holy shit. . shit. I'm freaking out. FREAKING. OUT. In a good way, though. A great way.
So I've always figured Sve was bangin' Finny, and know that he's always all like "This is my wife," and the two of them are always together, and they share a room, and they have that cute little puppy, but I didn't know how much of a legit couple they are. …..Okay. Never mind. Ja I did. They're as good as effing married.
So guess what.
I was just derping around the internet (I'm loving the Norwegian porn sight America linked me to) when Sweden and Finland came home. Not a big deal, they're usually gone all day anyway. But this time, they came back... With a kid. An adorable little kid. I thought the guy was like, 7; turns out he's 12.
NOT THE POINT THOUGH. He had these bigass eyebrows, and a dorky little sailor's outfit... His name is Sealand. Sve and Finny adopted him off of Ebay. Badass, right? Only in the Nordic household is there a kid that was adopted off of Ebay. HELLZ yeah.
He's really talkative. And craaaaaazy friendly. It's like looking in a mirror! Well, when it comes to personality. He's totally gonna be like my little bro.
P.S. Ja, I definitely knew Sweden and Finland had a lot going on. I haven't seen them kiss in front of people, but I sleep in the room across the hall from them. They don't do it quietly ;P
Dear Diary,
Finland and Sweden brought home a child today. Where did they get it? Finland told me that Sweden had gotten him off of Ebay...Only in this house would a child be bought off of Ebay. Seriously.
The only thing that gets on my nerves about this Seland kid is everything about him. He doesn't shut up, is crazy friendly, and just...a mini Denmark. He's annoying...I don't know how I've put up with him for ten minutes.
Iceland seemed to recognize him, too. He kind of looked agitated when Sealand tried to get him to call him his...teacher? I don't even know. I remember when Iceland auctioned himself off of Ebay...
