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[Shizuo]
His dodging is much better than it was the last time we fought, but it was still notably slower than it usually was.
The flea is shouting something useless and swinging his little blade around like it's somehow gonna stop me from trying to kill the louse for good. I don't even bother to pay attention to whatever the hell it is he's blabbering about. Probably something useless or he's being a smart ass and trying to confuse the hell out of me again.
I've realized that ignoring the flea would probably be more useful than going all out and trying to kill him all the time and I'm well aware that this is probably exactly what he wants. But I really can't stand that snarky smirk that the flea always has plastered on his face.
"I thought I told you never to show your face in Ikebukuro again!" I was really angry at the flea right now.
"Ahh, Shizu-chan is so mean." His mocking tone continued, "Just try to catch me this time."
And the louse actually had the guts to stick his tongue at me, before taking off down the street.
I took off right after him; no way was the flea getting away with anything this time.
[Izaya]
Shizu-chan's thundering stomping followed closely behind me, there was no way I could let up and stay ahead of him. I took back roads because they were narrower and it was much easier for my smaller form to maneuver than it was for Shizu-chan and his Neanderthal sized build. Even knocking down every trash can into Shizu-chan's way wasn't giving me much of an edge.
Any other idiot would try to dodge the objects in front of their path; only Shizu-chan would just plow straight through them, and probably not even notice.
I heard the sound of something large being uprooted, and could only expect it be aimed at my person in short time.
I must admit that it is somewhat of a gamble taking only back roads and alley-ways while being chased by the "strongest man in Ikebukuro", but it was a game that I couldn't see myself ever tiring of. Shizu-chan truly was a monster though; even I couldn't understand where his inhuman strength came from. He did somehow manage to get in the way of many of my plans, so I would mind all that much if he just dropped dead.
Something heavy flew over my head, I dodged it just enough to save my head, and rounded a corner. Out of the corner of my eye I saw what had once been an air conditioning unit in a crumpled mass against the wall. I picked up my pace and ignored the muscle pains in my legs, this next alley had an old fire escape on the wall, and the ladder was close enough to reach.
I leapt and found a solid grasp on the ladder which creaked with my weight. It was old and rusty but it would probably be able to support me long enough for me to reach the roof. I was half way up the first set of narrow stairs when I felt the entire structure tilt.
Shizu-chan you protozoan brained idiot, you are not attempting to climb this after me!
I turned to see him standing on the first level, his grip warping the flimsy metal. Above me the bolts attaching the fire escape to the building strained and began to snap. The entire structure shook and dropped a little with each lumbering step Shizu-chan took.
I had time to shoot Shizu-chan an attempted pissed off look, even though I was scared out of my wits, before the entire structure was ripped from the wall under our weight; everything fell towards the ground.
