Broken
"Miss Glinda?" asked a Munchkin girl.
"What does your wand do?"
Glinda smiled sweetly at her, but inside she was panicking. The wand didn't really do anything! It couldn't change things; it couldn't make things happen…Glinda The Good's magic wand was just a decoration.
But of course, she couldn't say that.
"Well…it makes people happy!" she started.
"It brings joy to those who don't have any! It can make bad things good!"
The girl stared up at her.
"Even the Wicked Witches?"
Glinda frowned.
"Well…no."
The girl nodded.
"Then it must be broken! Why not go to the Wizard and ask him to fix it?"
Glinda grinned at the child.
"An excellent suggestion! I'll have him fix my wand!"
Maybe he'd make it perform actual magic…she thought, jealous of Elphaba and Morrible.
