Puppet Master Sasori jumps into action, well I say jumped and action but really all he did was walk into the room. Apart from being overwhelmed with relief I can't help but notice the fact that he has a large spear stuck inside his wooden chest, metal shaft clanks against his hollow chest body spray combined with something else I probably don't want to know about! Heart thudding wildly in my chest I snap myself out of Itachi's grip darting over to Sasori , who I doubt actually intended to walk in, as he looks at us with his emotionless eyes. Silently I thank him with a squeeze on the arm before running (yes actually running) out of the room.
I hear sounds of a heated discussion from Itachi's room which upon reflection was awful, I was a little too terrified to remember what it looked like exactly but the b*stard had my black satin covers that I want. Nothing fills my head apart from the thought of going to see Hidan, no matter how much of an arse he is I know that he'll listen and probably go and beat up Itachi if I asked him to, which as much as I would like to I won't. I'm nice that way.
Not wanting to burst into the living room all flustered and about to basically have a nervous breakdown I hope that Hidan would be in his room, that's where I go and not seeing the 'do not f*cking disturb sign' on the door I deem it safe to walk in. I'll tell you what I see is not pretty. Shattering in my chest my heart ruptures with the sight, tears cloud my eyes as I see Hidan lying in bed kissing quite emphatically some girl that I've never met before. When I look in his wide eyes I can't control myself any longer, a loud ringing sob wracks through my whole body which I'm sure could be heard all over the base.
Seemingly in a daze my body turns and flee's from the room, what hurts the most is that he doesn't come after me, I think he is but all he does is get up look down the corridor and slam the door shut again. I can't walk much further as my head is in a complete state so I stand stock still in the corridor trying to suppress my sobs incase someone may hear them. This fails quite dramatically as I see Zetzu come round the corner, wishing I have his cameleon like abilities so I could disappear I try and squidge myself into the corner making myself as small as possible.
He looks at me shock emblazened on his face, I can't even answer to his questions all I can do is sit there and cry giving the occasional nod or shake of the head. Zetzu wraps me up in his arms and carries me back to the living room, now because I can't speak I can't tell him that I don't want to go into the living room I just want to go back to my room, eat chocolate, eat ice cream, drink coke and fall asleep watching a corny romantic film and then do the same the next day.
"Hey Zetz- what's the matter with Abi-kawaii?" Kisame cries as he see's my red tear streaked face
"I don't know, I think she's hyperventalating but I really don't know." Zetzu's voice is laced with worry as he lies me on the recliner chair
"Good job no-one else is in here, may be a bit too crowded for her." Kisame reasons crouching down by the end of the chair clasping my hand in his.
"Abi-kawaii? Please tell us what's the matter, do you miss you're family?" Zetzu asks
"N-no, it's that-"
"What is it? Is it about Hidan?" He growls, I see his black side become more defined with his eye shining out of it like a becon of light
"Yes, h-he's…in bed w-with another girl." I cry burying my face in my hands letting my whole body shake with the huge sobs which seem to be coming from deep inside me like I was waiting for this good cry and Hidan just tipped me over the edge. Well I wouldn't say tipped, more like flung me several miles from the edge.
"THAT F*CKING B*STARD." Zetzu oozes, the scariest thing about it is the dead calm he says it in, he's so angry that he's practically silent and his black half has take over his entire body I can clearly see that he is infact black all over because his buds now gone so I can see his toes and his hands.
"Zetzu, calm down, I'm pissed off to f*ck pissed off isn't a strong enough word but you get my drift? We can't just go in and kill the guy, we need Leaders permission first." Kisame scowls putting a hand on Zetzu's shoulder to stop him getting up, storming into Hidan's room right now and killing both him and the girl he's with (who wasn't even pretty anyway, or that could just be me saying that to make me feel less insecure.).
"Fine. I promise you though Abi-kawaii he won't last the week without some part of him being eaten."
"O.K." I sniffle trying to smile through my tears but failing epically, seemingly no end to the flow of salty tears I just surrender myself to them curling myself up into a ball and physically screaming into a pillow to muffle the sound.
"F*ck the c*nt." Kisame snarls scooping me up in his arms and whisking me away to my room where he leaves me for a good half an hour to calm myself down and I reckon to calm himself down too, lucky for Itachi that I haven't told anyone about what he did, I have been a little pre-occupied lately.
I merely perch on the window ledge staring out at the beautiful rock garden and the pool at the back of the base, watching all of the little clay birds that Dei-Dei makes flit about and explode with such beautiful serenity that I could almost fall asleep. My eyes so heavy from crying I feel myself drifting off but before I can I hear a soft knock on the door.
"Who is it?" I croak, voice raspy and sore from my crying episode
"It's me." Hidan whispers tentiously
"F*ck off." I reply simply,
Ignoring all his attempts to let him come in and threatening me with 'eternal condemnation from Jashin-sama' if I don't let him in right now. I simply wait until I hear some frantic footsteps coming down the corridor, listening intently I don't hear any shouting or fighting so the only people it could be are Leader, Kakuzu or Siobhan but I hear Siobhan has enough troubles of her own these days with Itachi, as I sampled earlier.
As the door opens I see that it is quite a lot of people but with Leader at the forefront followed by Kakuzu, Kisame, Zetzu and of course Hidan who I can't even look at never mind bring myself to talk to again.
"See Leader-sama I told you that he's totally broken her heart now lets just hurt him and be done with it." Kisame chuckles coming to sit next to me on the windowsill
"Well you do look a little distressed Abi-sensei, would you tell me what happened?" Leader-sama barks in his usual way
"I walked into his bedroom after nearly being attacked by Itachi and I saw him there kissing this other girl in his bed, both I figure were naked and when he saw me he didn't bother to come after me he just got up and shut the door like I was the one in the wrong." I state robotically
"Right, Hidan?" Leader questions he raises his eyebrows at him as if to challenge him to refute my claims, which suprisingly he didn't.
"Yeah that's right! So what if I did need a girl for my sacrifice? You should be glad it wasn't you you b*tch!" He growls at me
"I really don't care anymore Hidan, do whatever you want but you are most certainly not my Romeo anymore." I croak fighting back another onslaught of tears as I remember just how exicited I was when he was chosen as my leading man, now all that brings to mind is a gaping big wound in my chest.
I try to ignore the fact that Leader is intensly looking at me and concentrate on the small clay bird that has jumped on my finger, it's head cocked towards my affectionately my heart warms a little to see it and the others seem to have a conversation as if I'm not there, which I don't mind I'd prefer not to talk right now. I don't think I could hold my voice long enough. As soon as the bird flits off I see that it bursts into a flurry of flames which seem in their death their most brightest and most beautiful. Perhaps this is what was meant to be? Were me and Hidan never meant to be together and this is the way it's ending? Whatever this is, be it a break up, be it a cheat in a relationship it sure sucks ass.
Soon after this they all leave apart from Zetzu who remains in the room, almost as if he intends to look over me as I sleep, I gingerly smile at him as I crawl into bed. Patting the bed beside me I indicate to him that I want him to come and sit next to me and share in my intesnse emotional pain that I'm going through by watching a classic film called Dogma, no chick flicks tonight, I don't think I could stand the thought of a happy ending.
I end up curled around Zetzu's stomach as I hear whispers around the base of shouts, bangs, crashes and intesense swearing which I try to filter out as I let my head droop and my thoughts drop into a feverish dreams which leave me crying out in my sleep. My last thought before I loose my conciousness is,
ROMEO ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO?
