Hello people of the internet, after being gone, I'm back bitches (Please excuse my language) and I'm happy to be back. I know I've been gone for a while and some of you might have thought this to never be finished, well nope, I hope all of you will be satisfied with this chapter, it's been a while since I wrote for this website. The reason I was gone was because I became a Brony. If you wish to make fun, feel free, just any Bronies out there reading this, /).
Disclaimer: I don't own any of dreamworks, just their merchandise, including the kfp movies.
Sunlight streamed in through the windows hitting Po in the face, he groaned and opened his eyes, ignoring his headache. He wasn't sure what had happened the night before just knew a few things; One, he was nude under the blanket. Two, someone was on top of his stomach. Three, this wasn't his room. He groaned and heard a yawn from whoever was on top of his stomach.
"Good morning, my yin-yang warrior." Tigress said from his stomach purring, then groaning when the headache hit her.
"Good morning to you too, and you got a headache also?" Po asked knowing the answer.
"Big time, so why are we in my room, and nude?" Tigress asked rolling off of Po and them both sitting up.
"Well this is a guess, but after the party, while drunk, I'm guessing we did something in here." Po said rubbing his chin and getting a slug from Tigress as a result, "Ow! I was joking! I know why, I just wish I remembered the night before!"
"Well come on and let's get dressed, I miss my slacks and vest." Tigress said walking over and putting on her old attire.
"I think I'll put on my pants from last night, but I don't mind being shirtless." Po said pulling on his black slacks with a crimson dragon going down the leg.
They both stepped outside the room and headed into the kitchen, Po starting to crack some eggs, and Tigress making some tea. Pretty soon they heard the others wake up to the smell of Po's cooking and they came out, looking as bad as Po and Tigress felt. They all grabbed some tea, and got some of Po's eggs and when Po sat down, they all started to talk.
"Does anybody remember what happened last night?" Po asked the five, Mei Ling, and Roxy.
"Not really, I remember us throwing a party and then breaking out a LOT of sake." Roxy said eating some eggs, "And wow, this is really good."
"Well, that about sums up all of our memories Po sorry." Crane said sipping his tea.
"Um not mine, unlike you guys, I can't get drunk." Monkey said eating next to his girlfriend.
"So what did happen?" Viper asked curious.
"Simple, we came back, celebrated the victories of first and second place, and then you all got drunk and all of us had sex." Monkey said nonchalantly.
"And you know we all had sex how?" Mantis asked halfway wanting to hide the fact he remembered THAT detail.
"Simple, the noises, and the fact every female in here is up close to their man with a VERY pleased look." Monkey said with a smirk.
"Well damn, I'm impressed." Mei Ling said looking at the primate over her cup, "That's as shocking as eating Po's noodles for the first time."
"There is a shock at his noodles?" Roxy asked, never having had them.
"Oh yeah, this is your first time here, don't worry, we have them quite often, everyone loves them." Tigress said leaning on Po, "Especially me."
"Well let's see, we all had sex, we all got drunk, I got second place, Tigress got first, so who are we missing?" Mei Ling asked
"How about me?" A voice from behind them all said shocking them.
"Master Shifu, how did we forget?" Po asked shocked that they had forgotten.
"Yes, how indeed." Shifu said a vein pulsing in his forehead. "And who are you?"
"Grandmaster Shifu, I am Roxy, I hope I am not intruding by being here." Roxy said bowing before him.
"Why are you here?" Shifu asked confused.
"I am here first of all to improve my skills in fox style, and second, because I am Master Monkey's girlfriend." Roxy said standing from her bow.
Shifu's eye twitched a little, then he sighed in defeat, "I shall allow it, only this once. The rest of you, keep your girlfriends out."
"Um Master Shifu, what if they live here?" Po asked looking at Shifu worried.
"Who here is in a relationship?" Shifu asked rubbing his eyes, only to see everyone raise their hand, "I'm not even surprised, I knew about Crane and Po's and had a suspicion for the rest of you."
"Wait, so this is all okay with you?" Po asked not believing it.
"Yes, it's fine Po, it's all perfectly fine." Shifu said walking out hearing Crane's beak fall open.
"So now that we have that settled, what do we do now?" Po asked looking around the table.
"Well we will have to restock on sake, you guys drank all of it, I only had three bottles, and Po there had twenty." Monkey said leaning back as Po blushed.
"How did you not faint from all of that, let alone not get the biggest damn hangover ever?" Mantis asked looking at Po.
"Well nobody get in a drinking contest with Monkey or Po, they'll drink you out of house and home." Roxy said leaning on her boyfriend both Po and him blushing.
"Well I know some sake dealers, and Po needs to get some ingredients for dinner, anybody else need anything?" Crane asked looking around.
"Well I'm feeling a bit sick, so I'm heading down to the doctor." Tigress said standing up, Mei Ling and Viper getting up with her.
"Here, we'll go with you." Viper said going next to Tigress.
"It's the least we can do, after showing that bitch her place. And unlimited sake for an entire year." Mei Ling said with a smirk.
"Well everyone that needs something, head on down, if you don't I'm not sure what to tell you." Po said standing along with everyone else. Viper needed some ribbons, Mantis was bored, Monkey was going to help Roxy get some stuff into the palace, the other girls were taking Tigress to the hospital, Po was going to a shop for some noodles and other ingredients, and Crane was going to a sake dealer to start using their unlimited supply.
AT THE DOCTOR'S
"Excuse me nurse, but do you know where doctor Horn is?" Tigress asked walking in. The nurse looked up and pointed to a door at their side where a goat was stepping out.
"Ah Tigress, I haven't seen you in years, how have you been?" The goat said stepping up to Tigress and hugging her.
"I've been great, but I've been feeling nauseous all morning." Tigress said hugging her back.
"Well come in the room and we'll see what's wrong." The doctor led her to a room where they laid her down and she took her temperature, finding nothing wrong she then got an idea, "Tigress, can you please remove your vest for me?"
Tigress did as she was asked and the doctor put an ear up to her stomach and laughed in glee. This confused Tigress. "Why are you so happy?"
"Well Tigress, when was the last time you were sexually active?" The doctor asked curious.
"Um, just last night for the second time ever. Why?" Tigress asked confused.
"I hope you have some spare rooms at the palace, you're going to need one at least." The doctor said winking. It took Tigress a second then she got it.
"Oh god, you mean I'm… and with his… oh god." Tigress said putting her vest back on with Mei Ling and Viper not getting it.
"Um Tigress, care to tell us what is going on?" Viper asked curious.
"Let's just say for the next couple months, I'll be eating more, and drinking none." Tigress said hoping they'd get the meaning. Viper being a reptile still didn't.
"What?" Viper asked still confused.
"I'm pregnant." Tigress said bluntly getting tired of it.
"Oh. I thought it was something serious- WAIT, WHAT!"
"Well now Tigress, who was your mate?" The doctor asked having been busy with Po's "handiwork" from two nights ago to finish watching the contest.
"The Dragon Warrior, Po." Tigress said smiling.
"Well congratulations, you will have some very interesting children for sure."
"Well I better get back to the palace." Tigress said standing up.
"Shifu is going to love this." Mei Ling said with a grin.
"Eh, he'll either kill Po or faint. Possibly both." Tigress said laughing.
They got up there, and found Shifu pretty fast. He saw them approaching and smiled. "Ah hello Tigress, Viper, Mei Ling, why did you seek me out?"
"We have some news, father." Tigress said looking down at him.
"Hmm, and what news would this be?" Shifu asked smiling.
"I'm pregnant; you're going to be a grandfather." Tigress said smiling.
Shifu then promptly fainted on the ground, leaving the others to laugh.
It didn't take long for everyone else to get back around lunch time, so as they all got there they decided to go to Dragon Warrior's Noodles and Tofu. As they got their Mr. Ping smiled as they came in and led all eight of them to a table and quickly gave them all some noodles. As they all started to eat they got into some idle chat for a while until Po then stood up.
"Po, what's the matter?" Tigress asked confused as to why he stood up. The other guys looked at him and just nodded at him, Monkey giving him a thumbs up, "Po what is going on?"
Po then got down on one knee and pulled out a black velvet box, "Tigress, I've loved you since I first saw you, and have tried to be your friend no matter what, and I showed you how much I loved you last night. Will you be my wife?"
The entire shop had gone silent, nobody seemed to be breathing until Tigress suddenly smiled and hugged Po, "Of course I will."
Everyone cheered as Po put the ring on her finger, it was pure gold, with a ruby lotus flower as the gem. Then Tigress stood up everyone going silent again.
"I have my own announcement." Tigress said looking down at Po, "I'm going to be a mother."
"YOU'RE PREGNANT!" Po exclaimed falling over and fainting with the shop gasping and Mr. Ping also falling and fainting where he was.
After ten minutes they woke up and were still shocked by the news but smiled, Po happy about becoming a father and Mr. Ping happy for finally getting some Grandchildren.
And that my faithful readers, is the end of The Contest. Tigress got pregnant, who's surprised? Probably not a whole lot of you. Well anyways, please review the story, and if any of you think you know what's special about the ending, feel free to say it. THE GINNNNGERRRRRRR, Night Fire, Zach, signing off on this story, for the last time.
