Naruto-Puberty and Ninja War

A Naruto Fanfic

A humorous version of the future

Involving lots of pubic stuff

By Niko SiMamu

Rated M (ooh)

Chapter 11: Another Sexually Orientated Mission. Oh, and a new girl

Four hooded figures entered the forest of death, the one in the centre right had a large sword shaped like a scythe on his back, the one on the right was very tall, the one on the left had dreadlocks poking out and the in the centre left had glinting red eyes.

"Pennii-chan. Where are you?" the one with the glinting eyes said in an accent.

"Here" a woman said, jumping out of the trees. Also hooded.

"What are our next plans?" the one with the glinting eyes asked.

"Just go with the flow and stay with the nine tails" the woman replied.

The four hooded figures nodded.

"Oh and U...-senpai, keep up the good work with repopulating your clan" the woman replied as she jumped back into the trees.

"How the f**k did she know about those... incidents?" the one with glinting eyes demanded.

"News travels fast my friend, news travels fast" the one with the sword told him. Wrapping an arm around him.

"We must go before the animals come" the tall one told them.

"Too late. We're gonna have to fight our way through" the one with dreadlocks said.

The one with sword drew his word, the one with the glinting eyes pulled a katana out from under his cloak and the other two got into fighting positions.

"Yuri, Shin, wake up!" Sakura shouted to the two sleeping guests.

"Dang, I wish we hadn't gone out so late" Shin murmured.

"I wish we hadn't had to face those things" Yuri said, getting up and getting dressed.

"That too" Shin replied and did the same.

Beneath his cloak Yuri wore bandages over his arms, but you know about those, a navy v-neck shirt with fish net inside the 'v'. Black trousers that went to his ankles and black ninja shoes. He had a bandage belt with his katana on it in between his shirt and trousers. On the back of his top was a strange fan sign...

Beneath Shin's cloak was a purple sleeveless shirt and grey ankle length trousers. He also wore black ninja shoes. Around his cloak was a large belt to hold his sword in place.

Kimiga walked around Naruto's waking up Naruto and Leon. Beneath Kimiga's cloak were a tan shirt and ankle length trousers as well as black ninja shoes. There was a strange mark on his neck...

Leon slowly rose from his bed and cursed about staying up late. He got up and put on his clothes. Beneath his cloak was a grey t-shirt, dark purple cardigan, black scarf and black angle length trousers. He also wore black ninja shoes.

"We're meeting at the hokage's office later for our next mission" Kimiga told him and left. He was going out for breakfast where he'd meet up with the rest of the gang.

Naruto started crashing around his room in a drunken sleepy state.

"For f**k's sake Naruto" Leon cursed.

"Kimiga" Yuri said as Kimiga sat next to him.

Yuri was sitting at a table in a breakfast diner. Over from Yuri was Sakura. On the other side of Sakura was Shin.

"Shin, Yuri, Sakura" Kimiga said, Shin and Sakura nodding in return.

"Where's Naruto and Leon?" Yuri asked.

"Getting ready" he replied.

"I see" Yuri said and took a sip from his apple juice.

Leon and Naruto entered, Leon smacking Naruto around the head and calling him a 'baka'. Leon took the seat next to Kimiga while Naruto sat next to Shin.

"Sakura," Leon began.

"Yes Leon?" Sakura replied.

"Is pink your natural hair colour?" Leon asked.

He was smacked on the head. Smashing him through the chair and threw the floor. Steam fumed out of Sakura's ears and an anger mark pulsed on her forehead.

"No, I'm naturally brunette. I dye my hair pink because my name means cherry blossoms" Sakura replied and re took her seat.

"I see" Leon quivered, with a large bruise on his head.

The team of Sakura, Naruto and Z.O.O. had became a bulk standard village team that was one of the strongest ANBU units n the village. Lead by the hokage's star pupil, Sakura Haruno. They even had a team name. Team Neko(Cat).

Team Neko entered Tsunade's office and stood before her desk. Her breasts bulging out of her top. Shin's eyes unable to look at her head as usual. Standing next to Tsunade was a girl.

The girl had brown hair the length of Sakura's and a fringe on one side. She had glasses over her blue eyes. She was wearing a black cloak over a pink top and white skirt and brown sandals.

"F**k, I think I'm in love" Shin said.

"What?" the girl said.

"Uh... hi" Shin said quickly.

"Hi" she replied.

"Ahem," Tsunade interrupted, "this is Lea Perez. She just became a Chunin and thought a good place to get experience is in a team that will protect her well. She is joining Neko. Your team."
"Ah, not another girl! One is just enough!" Naruto whinged.

"Shut up!" Shin and Sakura shouted and smacked him round the head in unison.

"Owe!" Naruto whinged once more.

"Ahem," Tsunade interrupted for the second time in a minute, "anyway, your next mission is to capture a thief from a secret organisation seeking power in all Justus. Basically following on Orochimaru's beliefs. They're even from Otogakure. The thief has stolen the scroll Naruto did when he was a twelve. You have to find the thief and the base. The main target is to get back the scroll but defeat the group if you get the chance."

Team Neko nodded and left to pack their bags.

"Yuri-kun, what are you doing packing your bags?" a flirtatious accented voice said from behind Yuri as he packed his bag with spare clothes and weapons.

"Sofia, why are you here?" Yuri demanded.

"I was told you were leaving and wanted to say goodbye before you left" Sofia replied, no longer fully naked but wearing a v-neck dress with no sleeves that went down midway over her upper leg.

"Well goodbye Sofia. See you when I get back" Yuri replied and turned to her.

"Not quite the goodbye I meant" Sofia said with a smirk and lunged at hi while ripping her top off.

Shin was walking by at the time looking through his camera and stopped when he saw more Yuri porn for his site. He started filming Sofia and Yuri yet again. He hoped to get more of Yuri with other girls on the mission. After all, who can resists Yuri? Hopefully Lea is what came to mind when Shin asked this question to himself.

Team Neko said their goodbyes and headed out for their next mission. All the original six wore ANBU suits without the mask as they chose to wear cloaks instead. They all wore cloaks like the one's Z.O.O. wore when they first met. Only Lea didn't wear the ANBU suit as she wasn't in the ANBU. This was only work experience for her.

Lea wore under her cloak a pink cardigan over a green long sleeved shirt and a purple mini skirt with shorts like Sakura's underneath. She had dark brunette hair and dark brown eyes. She was wearing and black ninja shoes like Sakura that are like boots in that they go up her lower leg.

"Stop" Kimiga said.

The others stopped and looked at him.

"There's a change in the air. We are not alone. And it is not an animal" Kimiga told them. He had taught himself sensory, which is very hard if you're not born with the gift.

"I see," Yuri replied and drew his chokutō, "how many?"

The others also drew their weapons or got into a fighting stance.

"I'm not sure but more than one" Kimiga replied.

'My first Chunin fight in a mission. I feel excited yet scared. Am I strong enough? Need to take my mind away from my nerves. That Yuri sure is cute, though it seems like he has a lot of sexual experience by the way he acts around Sakura. And Shin seems nice' Lea thought to herself.

"Shin, look after Lea. Make sure to help her if she needs help" Yuri told Shin.

Shin nodded. 'Alllrrrriiiiggggghhhhhttttt. A chance with Lea has arisen. If I can impress her maybe I can get some more porn of myself and not just Yuri. And maybe perceive a relationship with her.'

Five adult ninjas jumped out of the bushes. They were all wearing Otogakure headbands. Their faces were covered by masks that had holes in the nostril departments and they eye departments. They were all holding swords.

"Come on, let's take out these kiddies" the one at the front said and all of them lunged at Team Neko.

Team Neko lunged back and the battle began.