An Ashley Greenwood Original Herbert The Hobbit!
*Disclaimer I don't own any of these characters, products, or locations except for that cutie Herbert!*
" The real adventure has begun,
The search for Frodo is done,
Frodo now loves fashion,
Me and Frodo have a growing passion,
For each other,
And no other…"
Chapter 11: Where thou art going?
"Frodo," I sighed to myself in my sleep, because I was having some dreams about Frodo. Then all of a sudden Frodo started jumping on my bed, "Wakey Wakey," Frodo sung as he was making my bed rock. Then Aragon, Legolas, Gandalf, and Sam joined in, they made my bedrock too. Me and Gimly hopped out of bed, Gimly turned his swag on. Gimly then turned to us all, "Hello, good morning," he looked tired.
Frodo giggled, " Oh you must've been out clubbing again Gimly, you look like you have a hangover." Everybody laughed because Gimly is always clubbing and picking up on everyone.
Legolas then approached me, " hey Herebret, I picked out a new outfit for you this morning, I know it will look fabulous on you," Legolas said while inspecting my body ( not sexually but in the way that stylists inspect bodies!)
"Oh my god Legolas you're a life saver I was scared I would have to wear an outfit that I've already used," I say flipping my hair, but I didn't wash my hair yet so it didn't smell like strawberries yet.
Frodo then giggled and said in a been there done that way, " Oh yes ever since I met Herbert he never repeated an outfit." Me and Frodo looked at each other and sighed at the exact same second, "When we first met… that was so long ago."
"Pshh get a room you two, nobody wants to hear it," Sam said in his typical jealous Sam voice.
Then Pippin piped in, " Yes we do want to hear it," then Pippin hit Sam, everyone gasped.
I then chime in, " I don't appreciate it when you hit people Pippin, its not nice," everyone nodded in agreement, because we all have good values in life.
All of a sudden our deluxe suite hotel room doorbell rung, I skipped diligently to the door. I open the door and I see this really cute Mexican boy holding a tray of food, and he had huge dimples!
"Your breakfast sir Herbert," The bell boy purred in his thick Spanish accent.
"Oh thanks," I answered cutely.
Then he winked at me, " looking good today Herbert."
I gasped, " But I haven't showered yet!"
He then says with a bigger wink, "well I like dirty boys,"
I giggle then we both say bye and hug.
Legolas then used a singing sort of voice, " I ordered us room service, because I am a rich boy." We all cheer everyone was happy, because it smelled good and because everyone here is poor except for me and Legolas.
So then I went into the shower to wash my hair, I stripped off my 500 dollar pajamas and got in the shower. I washed my hair with my Strawberry Sephora shampoo. Once I got out of the shower Legolas came.
"Hey Herbert, heres a outfit for you to wear," Legolas said in his fashionista voice. I put on the outfit, I was wearing a shiny pink tank top, black high waisted short shorts, and black high heels.
" Wow this is so cute," I squelled as I looked down.
Legolas then questions, " You like it, It's my own brand, I'm a fashion designer!"
" Oh my god Legolas you're so amazing," I gushed as I gave him a hug.
" Everyone we must hurry we are on a tight schedule," Gandalf yelled in a oh no oh my voice. We all rushed out the door looking like fashion models. As we left Rivendale I had to ask, " So Gandalf where are we going?"
He then replies, " We are going to Mourdur to destroy the evil ring." I was interested kind of but not really because I'm not into Sci-fi movies. Everything was quiet until we all heard a noise, it was a buzzing noise, Gandalf froze and his eyes started to tear up.
" What is that," Sam asked in his typical angry voice.
Then we heard the phone, " Drooooooooooid!"
"Everyone Run," Gandalf screamed, everyone ran away from the flying Droid! We all jumped behind a rock, "Shhh nobody talk we don't want it to hear us," I whispered. Then the Droid's wings were flapping above us, I looked up it said new picture message on it.
" new picture message," Pippin piped in, and he pressed read button.
Gandalf then screamed, "No don't!" Then on the screen a wrinkly hairy dick appeared, everyone yelled ew!
" DAMN SEXTERS!" Gandalf yelled. Who sent Gandalf the nude picture, and why?
Stay tuned for Chapter 12 of Herbert The Hobbit!
