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Chapter 11: The Secret Hiding Place
HOURS LATER
Card- -be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
Akito- So tired...
Card- -be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
Akito- Where are the knives? I want to put myself out of my misery.
Hatori- I'm sorry that we couldn't find it Akito...
Ayame- I have to get back to work...sorry Akito-san...
Akito- It is okay; just give me a knife...a big one.
Card- -be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
Akito- (Sigh) I will never sleep again...
Hatori- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....(Snore)......zzzzzzz..........zzzzz
Akito- HATORI! IF I CAN'T SLEEP, NEITHER CAN YOU! WAKE UP!
Hatori- I'M UP! I'M UP! (Sigh) Why don't you just go over to Shigure's house and get some sleep?
Akito- ARE YOU NUTS?! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS! HE WILL NOT BRING ME DOWN! I WILL NOT DIE!
Hatori- Akito?
Akito- WHAT?!
Hatori- The card isn't playing anymore!
Akito- ...YOU'RE RIGHT! OH HAPPY DAY! SLEEP! SLEzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Phone- Ring-Ring-Ring
Akito- (Jolts Awake) HUH? RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
(Akito answers phone)
Akito- (Very Sleepily) WHAT?! WHO IS IT? WHO DARES TO CALL ME AT (Akito looks at clock) 10:37 am?!
????- Here's a little song I wrote-
Akito- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
(Akito slams phone back on the hook)
Akito- What was THAT?!
Phone- Ring-Ring-Ring
(Akito cautiously picks up phone)
Akito- (Whispering) Hello?
Shigure- Enjoying our card are we?
Akito- YOU!
Hatori- (Yawn) Who is it?
Akito- IT IS SHIGURE! DAMN YOU TO HELL SHIGURE! TO HELL! GET THIS CARD OUT OF MY ROOM RIGHT NOW!
Shigure- No, I don't think I will...
Akito- WHAT?! YOU HAVE TO! I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP IF YOU DON'T! I'M GOING TO DIE IF I DON'T GET SOME SLEEP!
Shigure- Hmm that is truly a tragedy...
Akito- SHIGURE I'M BEGGING YOU! I HATE THIS MUSIC! PLEASE! PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY!
Shigure- Well since you said please...
Akito- So you'll get rid of it?
Shigure- No. ^_^
Akito- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I HATE YOU!
Shigure- Hahaha! ^_^
Akito- HA-TOR-I!
Hatori- Hmm?
Akito- TELL ALL OF THE SERVENTS TO START LOOKING FOR THAT FREAKING CARD!
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Akito- RAAAAAAAAAH!! HATORI DO IT NOW!
Hatori- (Yawn) Okay, okay...
Akito- YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS SHIGURE!
Shigure- Will I?
Akito- YES YOU WILL!
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
(End of call)
THAT AFTERNOON
Akito- Bubbles under the....zzzzzzz....bed...find the card...so sleepy...
Hatori- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Akito- WAKE UP HATORI! SHIGURE BROUGHT THE MONKEYS WITH HIM!
Hatori- MONKEYS?! WHERE?!
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Akito- TELL THE MONKEYS TO SHUT UP HATORI OR I'LL...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hatori- Little monkeys, SHUT UP!
Akito- Huh? Where am I? NO I WILL NOT LOSE TO THE CARD!
Hatori- What about the monkeys?
Akito- WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT MONKEYS?
Hatori- But Akito you said-
Akito- FIND THE DAMN CARD!
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Hatori- Right, right okay um...
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Akito- SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP!
Hatori- Akito I don't know what to do...
Akito- CALL SHIGURE! TELL HIM HE WINS! GIVE HIM MONEY! TELL HIM I'LL GIVE HIM ANYTHING FOR HIM TO JUST GET THE DAMN CARD OUT OF MY ROOM!
Hatori- Are you sure?
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Akito- I'M GOING TO RIP DOWN THE WHOLE ESTATE IF HE DOESN'T GET IT OUTTA HERE!
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Hatori- All right, hold on.
HATORI CALLS SHIGURE
Shigure's Phone- Ring-Ring-Ring
Shigure- Hmm I wonder who that could be...(Evil grin) I'm not gonna answer it.
Shigure's Phone- Ring-Ring-Ring
Shigure- Bwahaha... ^_^
Shigure's Phone- Ring-Ring-Ring
Shigure- Lalalalalalalalalala. I'll let the answering machine get it.
Shigure's Phone- Hey Baby, you've reached Shigure Sohma. If you're hot, then feel free to come over. If you're not, then I'm not home so leave a message after the tone...I guess... BEEP
Akito- SHIGURE I KNOW YOU'RE HOME SO PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!
Hatori- Akito get off the other phone.
Akito- NO! SHIGURE PICK UP THE PHONE YOU SON OF A-
(Shigure answers phone)
Shigure- Hello? ^_^
Akito- WHY I OUTTA-!
Hatori- Shigure please get the card out of Akito's room, please.
Shigure- Whatever are you talking about? ^_^
Akito- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE-! AAAAAAAH! HATORI! IT IS MESSING UP AGAIN! SAVE ME!
Hatori- Shigure please...
Akito- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HATORI MAKE IT STOP OR I'M GOING TO GET THE SERVENTS TO RIP DOWN THE WHOLE ESTATE! EVERYTHING JUST TO FIND THAT DAMN CARD! I WILL, DON'T TEST ME!
Hatori- SHIGURE! I NEED SLEEP DAMMIT!
Shigure- Jeez, Haa-san....
Hatori- Shigure...
Shigure- Fine, fine I'll come get it.
(End of call)
Akito- HURRAY! WE'RE SAVED! WE'RE SAVED! HURRAY! TAKE THAT, STUPID CARD! YOU CANNOT BRING ME DOWN! HAHAHAHAHA! ^_^
Card- Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna sing it note for note, don't worry, be HAPPY!
Card- -be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
Akito- YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME! ^_^
Card- -be HAPPY!
Akito- YOU WILL NOT BRING ME DOWN! YOU CANNOT CONTROL MY LIFE!
Card- -be HAPPY!
Akito- NO I WILL NOT "BE HAPPY" UNTIL YOU ARE OUT OF MY ROOM FOR GOOD!
(Silence)
Akito- TAKE THAT YOU EVIL LITTLE BRAT! STUPID DINKY LITTLE CARD, YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT AKITO SOHMA? WRONG! I WILL SURVIVE! ^_^
Card- -be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
Akito- YOU HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME ANYMORE! SHIGURE IS ON HIS WAY TO GET YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU WILL BE GONE FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHA!!
Hatori- Akito?
Akito- WHAT NOW?!
Hatori- Shigure is here.
Akito- HE IS? WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE, LET HIM IN!
Card- -be HAPPY!
Akito- SHUT THE HELL UP!
Card- -be HAPPY!
Akito- Grrrrrr...........
(Hatori lets Shigure in)
Shigure- Hello fellow friends! ^_^
Hatori- GET THE CARD OUTTA HERE!
Shigure- See, I'd love to but I can't...
Akito and Hatori- WHAT?!
Card- -be HAPPY!
(Akito makes a jump for Shigure, but forgetting that he is in a wheelchair, falls out.)
Akito- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (THUD)
Hatori- AKITO! ARE YOU OKAY?!
(Using his one good arm Akito crawled over to Shigure's feet and slams his fist down on them...hard)
Shigure- OOOOWWW!
(Shigure jumps back)
Hatori- AKITO! DON'T HURT HIM!
(Hatori helps Akito up and back into his wheelchair)
Card- -be HAPPY!
-be HAPPY!
Shigure- Now I'm DEFINITLY not removing the card!
Akito- SHIGURE! YOU SAID YOU WOULD SO DO IT!
Card- -be HAPPY!
Akito- IT IS DRIVING ME INSANE!
Card- -be HAPPY!
Akito- RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DO SOMETHING!
Shigure- Okay, okay I'll remove it but you have to leave the room.
Akito and Hatori- HUH?
Shigure- I wouldn't want you to see my special hiding place now would I?
Akito- WHY YOU-!
(Hatori begins to roll Akito out of his room)
Hatori- We're going, we're going.
(Hatori leaves room with Akito)
(Laughing Shigure climbs up into the attic right above Akito's bed and removes a piece of flooring that is between the ceiling and the attic floor. And there it was...the "Magical" Card.)
Card- -be HAPPY!
(Shigure closes card and hides it in his back pocket, then climbs down back into Akito's room.)
Shigure- ALRIGHT! You can come in now!
(Hatori walks back inside with Akito then collapses on the floor)
Akito- Where is it?
Shigure- You asked me to REMOVE it not give it to you.
Akito- I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR IT!
Shigure- Really? ANYTHING?
Akito- Anything except what you're thinking right now.
Shigure- Damn...
Akito- GIMME IT!
Shigure- Oh fine...here.
(Shigure hands card to Akito)
Akito- FINALLY! MY REVENGE!
(Akito rolls over to desk and grabs lighter)
Akito- AND NOW YOU LITTLE CARD WILL DIE! I'M GONNA KILLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(Shigure gently put Akito on the bed, and tried to slip the card out from under his hands, but Akito's grip tightened around the card.)
Akito- No...My card...kill...kill...kill evil singing card...kill...
Shigure- Okay then.
(Shigure takes out digital camera and snaps photo)
Shigure- Oh, this is going to be posted on my MySpace page! ^_^
LATER THAT EVENING
--Luvpuppy logs on--
Luvpuppy- Tee hee! What a cute picture of Akito-san!
--Onigiri logs on--
--FishFan logs on--
--CheeseMan logs on--
CheeseMan- Hey Shigure.
Onigiri- Hello Shigure-san! ^_^
FishFan- Yo.
Luvpuppy- Hey you guys, guess WHAT?
All- What?
Luvpuppy- Akito LOVED the musical card so much, he fell asleep with it, and when he was sleeping he wouldn't let it go! ^_^
Onigiri- How sweet! ^_^
CheeseMan and FishFan- AKITO DID WHAT?!
Luvpuppy- And he said he loved it so much he wants another musical Get Well card, and maybe another for Christmas! Oh, and Hatori wants one too.
FishFan and CheeseMan- REALLY?
Onigiri- IF THEY LIKED IT THAT MUCH, WE NEED TO SEND THEM ONE EVERY HOLIDAY! ^_^
CheeseMan- Honda-san...
FishFan- Tohru...
Luvpuppy- I AGREE! We should start on another "Get Well" card!
Onigiri- YES! RIGHT AWAY! ^_^
--Onigiri logs off--
CheeseMan- Shigure...you're not planning anything...are you?
Luvpuppy- OF COURSE NOT! Bwahaha... ^_^
FishFan- Shigure...
Luvpuppy- Bye, bye now! ^_^
--Luvpuppy logs off--
CheeseMan- He is up to something...
FishFan- We should go check it out...before he does something stupid...
--FishFan logs off--
--CheeseMan logs off--
A/N: So what do you think of chapter eleven? I hope you like it because I WAS UP ALL NIGHT REVIEWING AND EDITINNG IT! Right now (as I type these words) it is 2:58am and I'm about to pass out! I have been working on this story and some of my others ALL NIGHT LONG! So you better (please...?) R&R and I am going to call it a night...morning...whatever!
