Hi! Back I am being! The Great Rain! How are you to be doing? Good? Magnificent? Fabulous? Enough of the chit-chat. Us heroes, we have so much to do! Today I have brought you that which is being the newest chapter! The Great Rain has lost count! She always loses count! Most of the time! Almost always! Sometimes. So, without us further being irritating, you will be reading the newest chapter! Lalala! You shall be being congratulated if you are recognizing the way I am talking!

WARNING: This chapter contains scenes with a strange masked creature. If you be not liking...I mean, if you don't like strange masked creatures, with masks, might I add, who are strange, you will STOP READING RIGHT AWAY.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or the Great Mizuti, or Sarg. Oh, or Dengaku Man.


"Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road!"

Riku was woken up from where he had fallen asleep in his front yard by someone singing a monotonously annoying tune. The first thing he did...okay, the first thing he did BESIDES waking up...was to yell some profanity.

Remember, this is a K rated story. Okay, it's K+. But Riku's words will not be repeated on the screen! So don't even think about it!

Anyway.

Riku sat up, very, very angry. He was sick and tired of being woken up by random noises.

Well, he was mostly tired. Which was why he had fallen asleep in the yard, weeding his mom's garden.

So Riku decided that he was going to find the person who was making the noises, and MAKE THEM PAY.

Yes, my friends. MAKE THEM PAY.


Eventually, Riku found where the noises were coming from. And what he saw did not please him.

Actually, it rather freaked him out.

"Follow. The," chanted Rain, marching around in a small circle, which apparently she had been doing for a while, because there was a small circle worn in the grass from the small circle she had been walking in.

"Yellow. Brick," finished Angel, who, after not appearing in the last chapter, was back, spinning in an even smaller circle.

"ROAD!" both girls cried simultaneously.

And both girls were dressed up as...

"...ghosts?" said Riku, still in shock.

Rain stopped walking in her small circle. She turned and stared at Riku, in her ghostly costume.

Angel fell over sideways, because she was dizzy from spinning.

"You have interrupted our ritual!" yelled Rain, running at Riku with a large stick she had suddenly acquired.

Riku shielded his head with his arms. "ACK! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!" he cried, trying to run away from Ghostly Rain.

Angel stood up, and tried to run after Riku as well, but she was still dizzy. She ran into a tree.

Finally, Rain stopped chasing Riku. Probably because she was getting tired.

"Riku, you shall be forgiven, because I'm tired and can't chase you anymore," said Rain, falling over.

"Oh, thank GOD," panted Riku, leaning against a tree.

By then Angel had been able to stand up, so she was the only one not tired.

"Huh, looks like I'm the only one not tired," said Angel, re-stating the obvious.

"We gain more fans by the day!" Rain exclaimed proudly.


"Ghostly Rain...heh...that's so cool. It makes me sound like some kind of angsty, mysterious ghost, or something." Rain was walking around her yard, still in her ghost-costume.

"Ghostly Angel makes me sound like an angst writer," snickered Angel, walking around the yard as well.

"What are you two DOING?" asked Riku, exasperated.

Rain stopped, hands on hips. "What does it LOOK like we're doing, genius?"

"If I had known, do you think I would have asked?" cried Riku.

Angel rolled her eyes. "We are having an Easter-egg hunt," she said.

"An...EASTER-EGG HUNT!" Riku smacked his head. "But it's not even CLOSE to Easter!"

"That's what's fun about it," Angel replied, hiding an egg by tossing it onto the roof.

"How's anyone even going to GET those eggs, let alone FIND them?" sighed Riku. He put his hands in his pockets, ready to walk off, when...

"Tally ho!" came a voice.

"What-" Riku was able to get out, before he was run over by a horse.

And not just any horse.

A horse with a strange person sitting on top of it.

In a British riding outfit.

Plus matching hat and boots.

That's right, you guessed who it was.

Wait, you didn't? Oh.

It was the mysterious Agent Grae!

"Yes," said Agent Grae. "It's me, the mysterious Agent Grae."

"Uh, Agent Grae, the story just TOLD them that," said Rain.

"..." Agent Grae pointed his riding crop at the sky. "What is today's prize!"

Suddenly, for no apparent reason at all, except that he needed to appear in the story, because he hadn't for a while, and the story was about him, Sora walked out of Rain's house, and was promptly hit in the head with a hardboiled egg being 'hidden' by Angel.

"That was the longest sentence in any of your stories ever!" cried Sora, rubbing his poor little head.

"Thank you, thank you!" said Rain, bowing. A bouquet was thrown at her still-ghostly feet, while invisible people cheered.

Riku sat up, realizing his spine wasn't broken. "Two ghosts and a Brit?" he asked, getting ready to duck-and-cover.

"Well, duh," said Angel, like it was the most explainable thing in the world.


Rain sat in the top of the tree, holding a megaphone. "Are y'all ready?" she asked.

"Ye-ah!" cried the people gathered on the ground, consisting of Angel, Riku, Sora, Agent Grae, not-Kairi, and Dengaku man.

"Today's prize is..." started Rain, when she was interrupted by Agent Grae, possibly the most spastic person ever to come into the story.

"A RUSTY BOTTLE CAP!" he shouted. "I MUST HAVE IT!"

"Er...sure," said Rain, going along with it, because it sure sounded cheaper than anything she would have thought of. "On your marks-"

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" came the expected yell from Agent Grae, who raced off on his horse, waving his arms around.

Angel ran in the other direction, crying something about 'Gaara'.

Riku just turned and left.

Sora, on the other, other, other hand...how many hands do I have?...stood there, speechless.

"What's...going on?" he asked.

"Run, Sora, RUN!" screamed Rain, throwing rocks at Sora.

So poor little Sora ran, Sora, ran.

Dengaku man, on the...something hand...raised his chubby little Dengaku arms. "Make him eat TOFU!" he cried.

"Aww, so cute!" squealed Rain, almost falling out of the tree.


"What am I doing?" asked Sora, to himself, mostly. Well, a lot mostly, because he was BY himself.

"Wooooo, you're finding eggs, wooooooo," came the badly-spooky voice of the badly-hidden ghostly Rain.

"Yes, yes, that's right, I'm finding..." but poor Sora was cut off from his unrealistic realization...unrealization...whatever...when he was hit by a falling...

"We have a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiisitoooooooooooooor!" shrieked Rain, because she likes to shriek.

The 'visitor' sat up. Well, okay, he sat up on Sora, because he was sitting on Sora. Being landed on him and all.

"Where...where the heck am I?" asked the visitor groggily, most likely because he had been pulled from his nice nap to be thrown onto his unsuspecting other. "And..." He glanced at Rain. "What's up with YOU?"

"Yes, that's right, it's Roxas!" cheered Rain. "I see you have recognized that I am a fearsome Ghost Girl!" She patted Roxas on the back, not the head, because his hair was way to spiky.

Roxas rubbed his eyes. "Who are you talking to?"

Rain glanced up at the sky, with sparkles in her eyes. "My fans..." she sighed wistfully.

"Could we please get off Sora?" asked Sora, who, contrary to popular belief, was not dead.

"You're not dead?" asked Rain.

Sora pointed up to the sentence above. "What does it say up there?"

Rain read the sentence, then muttered an 'Oh'.

"Yeahhhhh..." said Roxas, standing up. "I'm...outta here. Bye." He walked off, staying true to his newly acquired title of 'The Boy Who Doesn't Appear in Much of Anything, Especially Not Kingdom Hearts II'.

"Why don't I get a coolio title?" whined Sora, checking to make sure nothing was broken. "And where's Kairi?"

"What does anyone know?" replied Rain vaguely. "Why is the sky blue? Why is school utterly pointless? Why don't I have a million dollars?" She walked away, hands in the air. "Who knows?"


Riku, meanwhile, was walking back to his house. Well, he THOUGHT he was walking back to his house. Little did he know that he was walking right into a trap.

Funky Magnum peered through his plastic kiddy-binoculars. "He's walking right into a trap!" he giggled, eyes going all weird like Zatch when he rubs his freakish head against a fish.

"Funky, you are scaring me." A mysterious boy sat next to Funky Magnum, because Paperclip had to do something called 'chores'.

"Shh, Sergeant Quintissimo." Funky clapped a hand over the Sarg's mouth. We'll call him 'Sarg' for short.

"I'm not short!" exclaimed Sarg, who was, indeed, short.

Funky smacked his fool head. "Would you shut up! We are TRYING to trap Riku."

"Rik-who?" asked Sarg.


Dun dun dun! This story is now 'To Be Continued'! But don't worry. The chapter was just getting too long, so I divided it in half. Expect the next one soon! I promise! I just beat Kingdom Hearts II, so expect some references! Yeah! And thanks to Mr. Grae for the great ideas! I hope he doesn't mind that I used them...