Scene 11: in which there is romantic poetry

Gojyo banged at the door again. It wouldn't budge. 'Just our luck,' he huffed. 'The hardest bloody door in the history of mankind. What's going on in there, you think?'

'I have no idea,' Hakkai admitted. 'He was reading angsty romance. It could be a declaration that they were never meant to be. It could be love. It could even be……romantic poetry.'

Gojyo shot him a Look, having just had a slightly more explicit mental image. 'Or it could be worse.'

'Or it could be worse,' Hakkai echoed and shrugged. 'The point is, we have to stop them before they do something irreversible in there. Well, at least the rating wasn't set to M.'

'Okay, let's try it again. Mission: Rescue Monkey's Chastity, here we go.'

And inside……

'Why are they trying to break down the door?' Sanzo grumbled.

'No idea. Making out?'

'Sounds good.'

And back outside……

'They aren't talking,' Gojyo observed. 'But I can't hear any other, mm-hm, noises either.'

It was Hakkai's turn to grimace. 'All right,' he said, resigned. 'I guess there's nothing else to do, then.'

Gojyo backed away nervously as Hakkai's hands took on a scarily familiar pose. 'Hey, 'Kai, you might wanna–'

BOOM.