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19th-of-the-12th : Ahaha, I didn't expect many people to understand it…that's why the translation's there (and so I can understand what I just wrote too, haha). Thank you very much, again!

Oh hey more German! :D

"In which England gets extremely frustrated at the fact that he cannot understand nor speak German." Some PruLiech is in here, too. :3 Translations are at the bottom, as usual!

Warning: More horrible German!


Faint Hearts


"Ah, Liechtenstein, du bist ok hinter her gestern Abend?" Liechtenstein, who'd been seated with perfect posture on the red sofa cast to the side of the spacious room the countries were gathered in, turned around, eyes brightening with recognition of the albino prussian.

"Gestern Abend? Ja! Ich habe null Verletzungen vom vein…Kunststücke…" She let out a low, nervous chuckle afterwards, and Prussia blushed, scratching the back of his neck.

"Das gut. Ich war befruchtend du hattest gewesen verletzte bei den siedend Wasser…" Liechtenstein shook her head.

"Nein, ich bin gut. Ist Herr Deutschland gut?" Prussia clicked his tongue. England watched from the couch opposing Liechtenstein, face scrunched up, as if it would help him understand the foreign language. He only knew English––not America's slang version of it, mind you––and a tad bit of French, but German was still…alien to him.

"Ja, mein Bruder ist gut, doch er geschlafen zu Italiens Haus." The albino paused. "Schweiz wird nicht toten ich…korrekt?" Liechtenstein giggled again, faint pink dusting over her porcelain cheeks.

"Ich werde verhindert er––"

"I'm sorry to interrupt, but…" Prussia and Liechtenstein both turned to see England––blushing heavily––staring at them, twiddling his thumbs, "..will, uh…teach…sometime…?" he mumbled. Prussia blinked a few times, muttered something to Liechtenstein––which made her blush even more––and walked away, whistling as he headed on over to France and Spain. Liechtenstein placed her focus on England, and her expression softened.

"…Did you say you wanted to learn German?" If it was even possible, his face heated up even more, and he tumbled over his own murmured words, earning another giggle from Switzerland's little brother. "It's okay to be shy…do you have any free time…? We can meet up, and I can give you lessons, if you really do want to learn German!" He nodded slowly and unsurely and she beamed at him. "Great! What time?'

"I…I should be free next Wednes––"

"I think you should start off by teaching him 'ich liebe dich'," purred everyone's favorite Frenchman.

…Though it's pointless to say it, France was escorted to the hospital by Spain, Prussia, and Liechtenstein after Switzerland beat him with his trusty shotgun. England didn't go unscathed, but his injuries were not as serious, and he ran off to his home, locking all his doors and windows.


TRANSLATIONS:

"du bist ok hinter her gestern Abend?" = are you okay after yesterday?

"Gestern Abend? Ja! Ich habe null Verletzungen vom dein…Kunststücke…" = Yesterday? Yes! I have zero injuries from your…stunts…

"Das gut. Ich war befruchtend du hat test gewesen verletzte bei den siedend Wasser…" = That's good. I was afraid you had been injured from the boiling water…

"Nein, ich bin gut. Ist Herr Deutschland gut?" = No, I'm good. Is Mr. Germany okay?

"Ja, mein Bruder ist gut, dock er geschlafen zu Italiens Hause." = Yeah, my brother's alright, but he slept at Italy's house.

"Schweiz wird nicht toten ich…korrekt?" = Switzerland won't kill me…right/correct?

"Ich werde verhindert er––" = I will prevent him––

'icy liege dich' = I love you. (I HOPE YOU ALL KNEW THIS :U)

The German word for Liechtenstein is Liechtenstein, obviously, and for Prussia, it is Preußen.

...Next chapter will definitely have Pokémon included. And maybe the fujoshi side of Hungary. It'll...probably be short as well...but the one after that will be longer, since I know what I want to do.

~~Moxie Rayne