A/N: This one highly amused me while writing it. Not my fault I love these two together. XD This one was inspired by the comic on page thirty-one (31), bottom comic strip.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Garfield.
Drabble the Eleventh
Roy looked up from reading the newspaper to the source of the sudden snore. It was Edward, who had seemingly fallen asleep on the couch while reading an alchemy book.
The man rose from his chair, approached the boy, and just stared at him for a minute. Expecting a golden eye to appear and glare, the man waited for the smack. None came.
Roy poked the boy a couple times, only to receive a louder snore. He tapped the boy with his foot, yet no sign of any irritation came from the boy. He was in a blissful nap.
The dark haired alchemist dropped the newspaper onto the stand beside the couch and grabbed the boy's legs. He tugged. Still no struggle.
He tugged the boy harder, and eventually ended up pulling him off the couch with a 'thud'. Edward stirred slightly, only to grumble incoherently and resume snoring.
Roy grinned, and instantly began dragging the boy across the living room floor. He pulled him throughout the kitchen onto the cold floor and stopped by the front door.
Tempting…
Roy swung open the door and instantly dragged Edward outside and across the lawn. When a group of passing people stopped to observe the scene, Roy only dragged the snoring boy over and held the blonde up by an automail foot.
"When Edward naps, he naps hard."
"Zzz."
-Fin-
