Sasuke: Hello, and welcome to 100 ways! I'm your host, Sasuke-Kun!
Icy Bassoon: No you're not.
Sasuke: Anyways, I hope y'all had a good rest, 'cause we're going to torture some more people!! Isn't that great?
Icy Bassoon: No. Get off stage.
Sasuke: Our next victim is…(reads from card)… KANKURO!! Come on out. Kankuro, and give yourself a pat on the back for taking part in our torture show!
Kankuro: It wasn't my decision. Get it over with.
Sasuke: Let's hit the readers with 1 through 10!
Icy Bassoon: FOR THE LAST TIME, SASUKE, GET OFF STAGE!
Sasuke: Ready? Let 's go!
KANKURO: 1 to 10.
---- Tell him that wearing black in the desert isn't a very good idea.
---- 'Why is your outfit kitten-shaped? Any reason?'
---- 'You need to take charge, Kankuro. Show Gaara who's boss.'
---- Tell him he has middle child syndrome.
---- Hide Cro.
---- Tell him it was Temari.
---- When he can't find Cro after that, say that Temari destroyed it.
---- After all of this, tell him it was you and run like heck.
---- When he's on a date, have Gaara walk in right before he kisses his girlfriend.
Sasuke: (If he HAS a girlfriend)
Kankuro: HEY!
---- After that, Have Gaara hug him and then kill his girlfriend.
Sasuke: See you next chapter, folks! Review this fan fiction!
Icy Bassoon: SASUKE, GET OFF THE STAGE!!
Kankuro: Can I go now?
Icy Bassoon and Sasuke: NO.
