Akatsuki University
Chapter Eleven
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Hidan was prepared to curse out Sasori and Deidara for taking so long but froze up. Deidara's face was rosy because of the tears and embarrassment. She felt weak for crying in front of Sasori and the other two girls. Hidan demanded right away what was wrong and what the hell happened.
"Whose ass do I need to kick? Sasori?" Hidan scowled darkly with an intimidating voice. He wasn't his normally humorous self at this point. Sasori shook his head solemnly as the blonde excused herself to go to the bathroom. She screamed suddenly as Hidan scratched the back of his head. Sasori dashed over to find out why Deidara screamed.
The bathroom was gross to look at and Sasori had this place sparkling before they left. Hidan is sober enough. He's in charge of cleaning up his own mess.
"Hidan! Clean this damn bathroom! I spent so many hours cleaning it up this morning while your wasted ass was snoring." Sasori's outburst caused Deidara to giggle softly through her continuous tears.
Hidan muttered insults about Sasori sounding like a pissed off woman on her period. He trudged over towards the filthy bathroom.
After 30 minutes of cleaning, Hidan sprayed the bathroom down with the ocean breeze odor destroyer spray. Deidara entered the bathroom with a change of clothing as Hidan exited it with a grimace on his face.
Sasori rewarded the Jashinist with the pickle and a glass of water for all of his hard work. Hidan thanked him and headed back to his vacant bed.
Sasori cleaned up around his bed as well as Deidara's bed.
Meanwhile, Deidara was sulking in the shower and reflected on the events that happened today between everyone in general. She detested the fact that the drama in Sasori's past is distressing her well-being. She decided to wash her hands of all this drama and enjoy the evening with her friends.
"I'm going to invite a couple of my friends over for the evening." Hidan pulled out his phone and texted his new friends that he met at the party last night.
Hidan never will change. He's the typical college student who loves to party more than study.
Thirty minutes passed by and Deidara pushed open the door slowly to reveal about 3 other college students in their dorm. She had met one of them at the party the other night but could not remember his name. There was another girl with blue hair in a bun with some hair left down. A white origami flower decorated the blue colored bun. The other college student had blonde hair. He was that excited character Naruto. She sent a smile his way when their eyes met across the room.
"Deidara!" Naruto shouted as he charged over to the freshly showered blonde in plaid shorts and a fitted red tank top. She didn't have a bra on underneath her tank top and she thanked herself mentally for placing her damp blonde hair over her hardened nipples poking against the fabric.
"Hey Naruto, un!" Deidara smiled beautifully at the blonde haired hyperactive college student. Sasori walked over towards Naruto and Deidara with an expressionless look on his face. Naruto glanced over at the redhead and smirked.
"How did you guys manage to room with this breath taking model?" Naruto grinned at the blushing clay artist with a faint blush adorning his cheeks.
"I don't know." Sasori muttered and felt a twinge of jealousy in his heart. He didn't like other guys flirting with his roommate. It really bothered him.
"Because we are fucking lucky!" Hidan shouted across the room as he shot a wink at the blue haired girl. The comment turned her off and she twisted away from him. She started to chat with the dark haired guy with a medium length low ponytail.
The party started to turn sour as soon as Deidara crawled under her blankets to go to sleep. Naruto waved his goodbyes and the blue haired girl followed shortly behind. Itachi left quietly and shut the door behind him with ease.
"Well, I'm going to bed so I don't sleep in, un." Deidara broadcasted as she peacefully closed her light ocean blue eyes.
"Sasori," Hidan whispered across the hushed bedroom and threw Deidara's discarded bra next to her bed.
"Your woman has perfect tits. Look at that bra!" Hidan winked as he watched Sasori inspect the lacy pink and black bra carefully. He blushed at the scent of strawberries that seeped out of the bra as he sniffed it. Hidan really didn't think his red haired colleague would go that far. Hidan tapped on Deidara's shoulder when Sasori wasn't looking and the blonde opened her sleepy eyes.
"What, un?"
"Look what Sasori is doing."
Deidara turned over to face Sasori and her eyes widened at the situation.
"Sasori, un?" Deidara called out in the sweetest voice she could and the red head dropped the bra, feeling very embarrassed. He couldn't speak. He was in shock.
"Um... uh…I can explain," Sasori stuttered as the blonde slid off her bed. She stood right in front of him and showed him her empty hand.
"Here you go," Sasori gently handed the bra back to its rightful owner. Hidan was behind her with a smirk on his face.
That asshole was crusin' for a bruisin'!
"I'm tired and you take my bra and smell it? That's really weird, un." Hidan started to snicker and Deidara turned around to face the Jashinist. He smirked confidently and considered to challenge her for the hell of it.
"And you, un!" She stabbed a finger at the chuckling smug zealot with a small scowl on her face. Hidan mocked her with a hurt tone, "Me?" He pointed at himself with a fake innocent look.
"Yes you, un! Who else?" Deidara was reacting just the way Hidan planned. He decided to take it to the next level. This would be the icing on the cake.
"Come at me then! Show me how serious you are little girl!" Hidan encouraged her anger to sky rocket. Deidara made this weird expression with raised blonde eyebrows and a clenched fist. She raced around her bed and Hidan braced himself for the unavoidable.
Deidara pounced on the laughing Jashinist and played along with the feisty light haired artist. She launched punches at him, which he enjoyed since he enjoys pain. Deidara grabbed a hand full of his hair and tugged hard. He faked a hurtful roar and pushed her off of him. He pinned her to the floor and raised a fist. Sasori knew Hidan was playing around but when he raised his fist, he wasn't so sure anymore.
Hidan smirked as he unclenched his fist and grabbed her left breast. Deidara gasped and kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Hidan stumbled over in pain and held his crotch as his face scrunched up in agony.
"Well, I was the first to touch one of her boobs! Beat that Sasori!" Hidan hooted as he grabbed the bed to help him get back on to his feet. Sasori rolled his hazel eyes and clenched his fists tightly under his covers with a scowl.
With a loud huff from the irritated blonde, everyone settled down and dosed off to sleep.
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