Chapter 11
Fred and George gave Lee a thumbs up as he walked up to the infamous microphone.
"What song d'you reckon Lee's gonna get," Ron asked Fred.
"I dunno," Fred answered.
"We'll just have to wait and see," George added. Then, as it had done so many times before, the music magically started up.
oh my god, Becky
look at her butt
it is so big uhh
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
but u know who understands those rap guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like a total prostitute
ok I mean her butt...
its just so big
uhh I can't believe its just so round
its out there
gross
look
she's just so black
"Ah, yes," Fred said.
"Another satisfactory song choice," George stated.
I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
"Can you believe this actually used to be one of my favorite songs?" Angelina said to no one in particular.
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans she's wearing
i'm hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tried 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny
"Really," asked Alicia.
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my Benz
well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
she's got it going like a turbo jet
"Yeah really," Angelina answered.
I'm tired of magazines baby got back
seenin flat butts are the thing
cuz the average black man ask him that
she's got 2 pack much back
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy butt
baby got back
"I had even memorized all the words," Angelina added thinking back to it.
I like them round and big
and when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
uh
double up
uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
mix-alot seem trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so I'm looking at rock videos
knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
a word to the thick soled sisterz
I wanna get wit cha
I won't cuss or hit cha
Angelina started to sing along to the song not missing a single word.
I gotta be straight when I say baby got back
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz those punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd rather stay and play
cuz I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this frick shit on
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my Mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
stick it out
even white boys got 2 shout
baby got back
yah baby
when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
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on if she's 5'3"
so ur girlfriend owns a Honda baby got back
playing workout tapes by Fonda
but Fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her Honda
my anaconda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and I pull up quick to retrieve it
so Cosmo says ur fat
well I ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and I'm thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
I can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back
"My favorite part's the beginning," Angelina said, "You know the whole 'Oh my god Becky' part?"
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back little in the middle but u got much back little in the middle but u got much back
Lee gave an overly dramatic bow before he walked down to the bowl and picked out the next name.
"Percy Weasley, wait a sec he's actually here?" Lee yelled.
"Yes he is Lee now go sit down," McGonagall said.
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"What does he think he's doin here," Ron whispered scowling.
"Obviously for the kareoke Ron," Hermione said calmly.
Hey Dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according
To plan?
Do you think I'm wasting
My time doing things I
Wanna do?
But it hurts when you
Disapprove all along
"Only disapproving cause you went to the enemy's side," Fred said coldly.
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can't pretend that
I'm alright
And you can't change me
"Make us proud yeah right," Ron said sarcastically.
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
"Try insultin Dad," Ginny said.
I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be
My hero?
All the days
You spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't
Care anymore
"And turnin his back on the rest of the family," George added.
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing' alright
"I can't believe the git even had the guts to show his face around here," Ron whispered to Harry and Hermione.
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
"I mean he didn't even come to see his own father when he might've died from that snakebite," Ron added.
Nothing's gonna change 'Cuz we lost it all 'Cuz we lost it all
The things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this
Right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be Perfect
Everyone except the Weasleys, Harry, and Hermione clapped politely as Percy walked down to the bowl.
"Susan Bones!"
A/N:
Lee: Sir Mix Alot "Baby got back"
Percy: Simple Plan "Perfect"
