Okay guys, so sorry it took me so long to update! I'm gonna reply to a few comments real quick!
Foreverseddie: Thank you! I always try to make him more sweet & caring, and less vain, Lol! You think I ended it perfectly? That's awesome because the endings are what I almost always have the most trouble with. But thanks for the super-sweet review! (:
MysteriousAngel: Yes, a lot of my one-shots are short, unless I get really into it, which is hard to do with one-shots. And don't be sorry for sending a giant list, I appreciate the suggestions! :D
Thanks for all the suggestions, it was hard for me to choose but I saw a suggestion from MysteriousAngel and asianzeviefan and it reminded me of when InkHeart4112 did a one-shot on karma, so I thought I would try to do that one! Enjoy!
I do not own How to Rock, MysteriousAngel and asianzeviefan's topic, or InkHeart4112's plot on Karma.
[Stevie's POV]
Nelson, Zander, Kevin, Kacey and I were sitting at our table eating lunch.
Tweet. Tweet.
We all knew what to do when we heard those birds chirping. We all grabbed our trays, and yanked them back. But to our surprise, the bird poop didn't land on the table. Instead, it landed right on top of Zander's head.
"Oh. My. God." Zander said, acting like a total drama queen.
We all started cracking up, except for Zander.
"This isn't funny!" Zander said, crossing his arms.
"Aww, what's wrong? Did pretty-boy's hair get messed up?" Kacey teased.
"I have to get this out of my hair!" Zander said, getting up.
I laughed, "I better go help him." I got up and followed him to the bathroom.
"Stevie? You can't be in here." Zander said, once he saw that I was following him.
"Yes, I can. If some guy comes in here, I can make him get out." I smirked, "Most people are scared of me."
I started cleaning the poop out of his hair, "Why did this happen to me?" Zander asked.
"Karma." I said.
"What?"
"Karma. It was karma."
"For what? I haven't done anything bad."
I almost fell down laughing, "Whatever!"
"Well how do I get rid of it?"
"I will help you, come on." I said, once all the poop was gone, and his hair was soaking wet.
"Wait, I have to blow dry my hair." Zander said, grabbing my arm and stopping me form opening the door.
"With what?" I asked.
Instead of answering, he smacked the button on the hand dryer to turn it on and stuck his head under it.
"Only you Zander, only you." I said laughing.
~Later~
When he was done with his hair, I asked "If you want me to help you, I need to know what bad things have you done today?"
"Uhh, well I copied the answers off of Greg Robertson's test in Math."
"Why?"
"Because he always passes tests with flying colors, and as for me, I'm not too good at math."
"Okay what else?"
"I stole Kacey's makeup to write on Nelson's face when he was sleeping."
"So you were the reason Nelson had 'I hate Furious Pigeons' on his forehead in eyeliner half the day?"
Zander laughed, "I also pulled Kevin's chair out from under him in Spanish, gave Kacey a fake autograph that she thought was Niall Horan's, put glue traps in the doorway of the Perf bathroom, told Andy that I set him up on a date with Molly next Friday, and if I were you, I wouldn't open up your locker, unless you want glitter in your face."
"Zander! Come on, we gotta fix this." I said, dragging him out of the bathroom.
We were walking down the hall, when a door opened and Zander smacked right into it and fell down.
I helped him off the ground, and said "That's for writing on Nelson."
Zander apologized to Kacey for stealing her makeup and Nelson for writing on him.
Zander tripped over his own foot, then told his math teacher that he cheated on the test. Scratched his guitar, and then apologized to Kevin for pulling out his chair. Dana Blair canceled their date, and he bought Kacey an actual Niall Horan autograph on the internet, and gave it to her. He got hit with a basketball in gym, and apologized to the Perf's for making their shoes get stuck to the traps. He got sprayed with water trying to get a drink from the water fountain, and told Andy the truth about his 'date' with Molly.
"Finally, I'm done!" Zander said, leaning against some lockers.
"Yep, you learned your lesson." I said.
"I'm just glad nothing happened to disrupt my perfect face." He said, making a kissy face.
I rolled my eyes, and started to unlock my locker. I suddenly remembered the glitter canon in my locker.
I smirked as I got an idea.
"You know, there's something you could do for me to make up for me having to help you all day." I said, before winking at him.
"What is it?" He asked, confused.
"Come here." I said, motioning for him to come closer.
He stepped in front of me and I put my hand on his cheek, bringing my face closer to his.
"Oh." He said, smiling.
We both started leaning in for a kiss, then I reached behind my back, opened my locker, and jumped out of the way.
All of a sudden, glitter exploded out of my locker, and covered Zander.
He looked at me, his face covered in glitter, "You do realize that now I'm going to have to kill you."
I busted out laughing, and he started chasing me to the band room.
He finally caught me when I got to the couch.
"That wasn't nice Stevie; karma is going to get you." He said, talking to me like I was a 3 year old.
"Nope, because I helped you all day, I already fixed it in advance." I said, still laughing.
"Okay, I have a question." He said.
"What is it?" I asked.
"Do you like glitter?"
"I don't know, wh-" He cut me off by picking me up in a hug and spinning me around.
When he sat me back down, I looked at myself and I had just as much glitter on me as he did.
"Zander!" I yelled.
"What?" He said laughing.
"Why did you do that?" I asked pointing to my glitter covered clothes.
He looked at my clothes and started laughing, "I did it so we could match."
"Zander, Zander, Zander, you are so childish." I said, mocking his tone from earlier.
Not sure if I like this or not, I wanted it to be longer but I had so many different endings going through my head, and I couldn't chose, so I just left it off there! Let me know what you guys thought when Stevie almost kissed Zander! Send in some suggestions if you want, I would appreciate it! :D
Ps. Check out InkHeart4112's Karma story, it's where I got the plot for this one - s/8215592/11/ABC_For_Zevie
