Chapter 11
Me and Hairy went 2 da commin room and went in2 my room. I took a hare and dropped it into it, and it flased.
"Ok Vampire, dirnk dis potion, and youll turn into me, okay?"
"Ok, her I go," he sed as he drank da poshun. Suddenly, he loked just like me.
"Wow, u look like me!" I gosped. But suddenly, I gut so hard. I luked so hawt. I grabed vampire, and we began 2 makeout again. We tok off each odders cloves and r cold hard bodies met. Suddenly, he put my glok in his mouff and began 2 suk.
"OH VAMPIRE! OH DUNT STOP!" I scremed as I shot in his moth. But sudenly, I realizsd that we only had 30 minites left b4 da polyjew potion stopped werking. We put r cloves back on and left 4 da cummin room where ebony wuz (I wuz under da invisibliy cloke.)
"Hey Enoby," Vampire sed sexilly.
"Hai Onyx, dija change ur mind?" she asked goffilly.
"Yes?" he ecslaimed. "But we cant do this here. We haff to go sumwhere else."
"OH! How abot the room of requiem?" she suggestled emoly.
"Good idea, letz go!" Da 2 of them left and I followd under da cloak. I followed them in2 the room of requirment, and ther wuz a big bed inside. It had black sheetz wif a picture of marlin munzon on them, and red 666s evrywhere. Slowle, they stated frenching and taking of each odders clotes and they began 2 do it. It wuz so hot that I began 2 touch mahself.
"OOH ONIX!" Enoby shooted as Vampire made her orgism, "Ill do anything u want!"
"Ok, wutz ur powersurce?" he demanded hornily.
"Well-" Suddenly... Lona Lovegood came in and scremed!
"ONYX GERARD U FUKING POSER!" she shooted arngily, "HOW CULD U CHEAT ON ME!" she wuz wearing a wit lolita dress wif fake blud splatted on it, and red fishnets under it (she wuz barfoot agan.) her hare wuz in pigtails, and she wuz wearing wite foundation wif black ilinar, mksara, eyeshadow, and lupstick.
"I didnt!" I yielded as I threw off da cloke.
"Onix!" Ebony yielded? If ur there, then who is dis?" Suddenly, Vampire turnd back in2 himself. "Vampire! WTF!"
"Im sory!" he yielded, "I just luv u so fucking much that I-"
"I h8 u!" she shouted crudely, "and u triked me!" she accusd at me.
"Im sory, but-" suddenly I saw looney running away in tearz. I ran after her. "Lunar, it wusnt me, it wuz vrampore! I wuz tryn 2 help him get wif Egony." I finaly caught her, and she cried moar.
"Im sorry onyx, itz just I thot u were cheeting on me wif Ebony," she whaled suicidally.
"I wuld never cheat on u! I promise!" I assured her. "I fuking love u Luna Luvgood!"
"Ok," she sobed but then she smiled goffikly. We went in2 da empty classroom near us and began 2 screw. But as we did it, we herd a noise. Sumbody else was in da room wif us. It wuz... LOOPIN! And he wuz masticating 2 us doing it1!
"Oh my satin, wtf r u doing lumpkin!" I yellowed madly.
"Haha, u stupid goffs!" he cackled. Suddenly, he showed us his camera "Now if u ever act up again, ill show this video 2 Dumblydore, and ull be expelled!"
"NO!" Lunar shuted, "u fuking prep!" We both pulled out r gunz and began 2 shoot at him but he pulled out his and began 2 shot back! Suddenly...
"Wut the hell is going on her!" sumbody rored authoritathively. It wuz... DUMBLYDORK!
"These studnts were having sex in mah clasroom!" Lupin shooted. "Then they tried 2 kill me!"
"But he wuz masti-"
"I dunt care!" Albert Dumbleduck yelled preppily. "Im so fuking sick of u goffs running amok in mah skool! U 2 will be severly punished!1"
