Warning: Teddy bears are potty mouths AKA has foul language.
Crazy week(s) of... No fun, homework, and some other crap.
Day 3- Part... Part 5
Babies 'R Us
Sunday
12:58 pm
Toy. Toy. Toy. Toys. A whole enchilada of baby toys! Ugh! I doubt Bruce would even play with one of these... Hehe... Ha... Bruce playing with baby toys. Now that's as good of a blackmail as that time he tripped on his cape and got a big bump on his head or his current situation, being turned into a baby. Back to finding toys...
Hmm... Ooo! Squirt gun! That's a good toy for Aquababy! Ha! He could squirt the others with it! That's it! I'm buying four of these! One for Aquabay, Kaldur, me, and Bruce! Haha! I'll be havin' fun squirting Wally! I gave one of them to Bruce while I put the others in my cart.
... Hey? They sell toy bows and arrows here? I'll get one for Ollie. Buuuut I need to know if it's pointy or not. For all I know he might literally shove an arrow up Roy's ass. Now that would be funny! Haha! Nah, I'll take it anyway! I tossed them in the cart.
Oh! Tiny race cars for Flash and... Hahahaha!... a stuffed oreo doll! Haha! J'onn would love this! I'll get this one and another for Miss M. I put them in the cart. Hehe! Oreo doll!
Okay, I got a toy for Aquababy, GA, Martian Manhunter, and Flash. Need some for Zatara, Uncle Clark, and Dad... Uhm... I meant... Uh... Bruce! Yeah that's what I said. Zatara, Uncle Clark, and Bruce! Man, I sure am glad Bruce isn't a mind reader... He... Hehe... That would've been awkward. I quickly glanced Bruce just to check.
What to get, What to get? ... What the heck? ... Hahahaha! T-Th-They have baby dolls dressed as the Justice League! There's Superman, Flash, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Marian Manhunter, Zatara, even Batman! I'm so getting these! I put the collection in my cart.
NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN! ... Well that was a random brain thought. I am still glad Bruce isn't a mind reader...
... Did those bears just blink? No. That's not possible they don't blink! OMG! It... No. They turned their heads! OMG! Wait a minute... Maybe those are electronic! I don't have to be paranoid just because I thought bears blinked and turned their heads to me... right? Hehe. I just stared at them.
That was when one of the bears talked/singed...
"I love you, you love me. I will fuckin' kill you in your sleep. With a great big hug and a spit from me to you. Won't you say you want me dead too... I will fuckin' take your crappy guts and toss them in a piranha lake infested with shit!"
Oh. My. God. It's a fuckin' evil teddy bear! EVIL! Wait... no... it must have been programmed to say that, it shouldn't be here in the first place if they sing that kind of song... right? Please tell me I'm right!
Then another talked/singed...
"I want, I want, I want, to kill you. I want, I want, I want, to murder you. I want, I want, I want, to rip your head off!"
"Holy Evil Teddy Bear, Batman! They actually talk, er, sing! ... And they apparently want to kill us! Aaaaah!" I yelled. And I ran.
Aah! Run!
Batbaby's POV
Ugh! Toys! Dick knows me well enough to know I'll never play with these things! It would be a embarrassing for me! And humiliating! Much more than me being turned into a baby, which I am, and that time I tripped. Which I told Robin and Alfred never to talk about.
Seriously? Squirt guns, Richard? ... Count me in! Mwahaha! You're dead, you overgrown Boyscout! Yes! Get one for me too! Cool. I touched the squirt gun. I wonder if Dick would be mad if I threw this at Clark's Thick stubborn head...
Bows and arrows? Must be for Green Arrow. I wonder if it's pointy. Eh.
Toy race cars? Must be for Flash... Is that a stuffed oreo dolls? Hehe! That must be for the martians. Hehehe! Oreo doll. J'onn would definitely love that.
... Now he just needs to get Zatara, Clark, and... Why did I feel like someone called me dad? Who called me dad? Huh. Anyway, he needs a toy for Zatara, Clark, and me.
... Oh my god... are those dolls dressed as the Justice League? Oh gosh! They even have one for me! Oh the horror! Gah! My eyes are burning! Oh... no, no, no! Dick is buying them! Aah! It's horrible! Gah! I put my hands over my ears. I seriously want to just rip those apart and throw them in a fire pit. Yeah. That would be good.
Why did I feel like someone sung that "Nana Batman" song? Gosh, I hate that song...
Huh? Why is Robin stari- Those bears just blinked. It blinked. No. I'm just being paranoi- They just turned their heads! I AM GETTING PARANOID! No way that the bears turned their heads or blinked. I'm hallucinating. Yeah. That's a good explanation. Yeah. I shook my head.
Then one of them singed.
"I love you, you love me. I will fuckin' kill you in your sleep. With a great big hug and a spit from me to you. Won't you say you want me dead too... I will fuckin' take your crappy guts and toss them in a piranha lake infested with shit!"
It just sung a "Barney" song, that was supposed to be filled with happiness, rainbows, and all that other shit. Yup! I'm hallucinating. I must be right? If Dick can see them talk and turn their heads, then I would believe that I'm not hallucinating. Then I would run away from this place.
"I want, I want, I want, to kill you. I want, I want, I want, to murder you. I want, I want, I want, to rip your head off!"
"Holy Evil Teddy Bear, Batman! They actually talk, er, sing! ... And they apparently want to kill us! Aaaaah!" Richard yelled. And Robin ran us out of there.
Apparently, I wasn't hallucinating.
Shit.
Babies 'R Us
Sunday
12:59 pm
Normal POV
Robin ran out of the 'TOYS' section and almost hit Kid Flash when he got to the clothes section.
"Dude! I was just going to find you! You'll never believe what happened!" said Kid Flash. Robin replied, "Well, I got something more impossible! You tell me first."
Kid Flash grinned and showed Robin the phone number that he got. "I got a girl's phone number and I also got a date!" Robin looked at the number and said, "Well, never mind what I got. That's even more impossible!" The young speedster frowned and protested, "Hey! Oh never mind. What do you got?"
Robin's eyes widened, while Batbaby shuddered. KF knew something must have happened. Robin finally answered, "Evil teddy bears! They, like, sang about killing us! They're over at the 'TOYS' section! It's crazy!" Robin's arms were flailing around as other shoppers began to look and stare.
KF laughed and said, "You're kidding right? Haha! That is crazy! But seriously? Teddy Bears alive and singing about killing us? That's actually impossible! No way that happened, man. No way."
Before Robin could even say something to protest, shoppers were screaming and ran out of Babies 'R Us.
"Jingle bells, Jingle bells. Killing all the way! Oh what fun it is to slash, all your heads away! Hey!"
The singing came from some teddy bears who were jumping on people and ripping things.
Kid Flash's mouth fell open. "Oh my gosh. Dude. You were right! Evil teddy bears! We gotta tell the others!" Wally grabbed Richard and made him hold Baby Flash and Batbaby, so he could run.
It took them a second to find the Arrow family and and Zatanna and Baby Z. They were helping a fat lady get a rabid teddy bear from killing her.
Robin saw them and yelled, "Guys! We gotta get the people out of here!" They must've heard Robin because while Red Arrow preoccupied the teddy bear, Artemis and Zatanna got the big lady out of there.
After trying to knock the teddy bear out 6 times and failing, the 5 teens and 5 babies decided that it was best to just run out of Babies 'R Us. Red Arrow contacted Aqualad and told him and the others to meet them at the food court to decide what to do.
Food Court, By The Fruit & Salad Bar
Sunday
1:03 pm
Once the all of the members of YJ were at the food court, the teenaged heroes exchanged stories. Apparently, The Arrow family were the first to get chased by a fat lady, followed by Zatanna and her father. Then, Superboy told the Team that he got chased too, while Aqualad, Miss M, and the babies followed him afterwards. Kid Flash told them he got a date and a girl's number.
KF grinned and showed them the piece of paper with the number, "See? I got a da-ate! Woohoo!" Artemis rolled her eyes and replied back, "Are you even sure it's real? It could be a fake. And besides, that girl must be blind because she didn't see your ugly face." Kid Flash scowled, "Oh yeah? Well at least I wasn't getting chased by a big fat lady!" Red Arrow and Robin shared a look and together said, "Oooooo! Couple Quarrel!" That shut Artemis and Kid Flash up.
Aqualad shook his head, "We must remain focused. Apparently there are... Uh... Evil teddy bears on the loose. We don't even know where they are... or how to stop them." Miss Martian nodded her agreement, "Aqualad is right. We have to stay focused."
Zatanna smiled, but then frowned. "One problem, how do we find them?" And right on cue, there were people screaming, people running, and evil teddy bears singing songs about killing.
"Tonight! We will kill! So let's set the world on fire! We can fuckin' burn it brighter than the sun!"
"Oh never mind. There they are. That was easy."
Robin looked thoughtfully at the teddy bears and finally said, "I just noticed. Those teddy bears are potty mouths. They keep sayin' a lot of bad words." Red Arrow rolled his eyes and sarcastically said, "Wow, Robin. We haven't noticed that. Thanks for the insight." Robin looked at RA and replied, "Wow, RA. I never thought you were blind. Thanks for the insight." RA scowled.
By the time the bears got to the Food Court, all of the shoppers went to the farthest side of the mall. Away from any of the 10 psychotic singing teddy bears. The only people left were the YJ Team and Red Arrow.
Kid Flash thought fast and grabbed a red apple from the fruit bar and threw it at the teddy bears. The apple hit one of the teddy bears in the stomach, the bear hit one of the many dining tables of the Food Court.
And that was the start of...
The Ultimate Food Fight! Teddy Bears VS Superheroes!
OMG! So So So So So Sorry! I am so late!
My school schedule was mixed up! My friends went to a school camp trip and I couldn't go! And I have tons of homework due on Monday!
Next chapter will be the last of Day 3! I promise!
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