Hi…. I uh, know it's been awhile… but… I'm back! Nothing? Not even a clap? Ok well I'm very sorry guys a lot has been going on and I deeply apologize for not updating in…. awhile. Anyway here is the next chapter hope you all like it!
Iggy POV:
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(If you fell for that you seriously don't know me at all. Like I would ever have Iggy talk to you guys he might scar you for life!)
You know I've never given much thought to how I might die I always figured it would be by an STD or something but, never by food. If I can call it that! Note to self: NEVER let Max in the kitchen.
"Water! Water! Someone please…help me… I'm dying…" I dropped to the floor clutching my throat.
Oh what a world there's still so much I haven't done! And who will take care of Ella and Angel?! I haven't finished writing my will yet!
Maybe I should clear up a few things before all my crazed fangirls hunt Max down and jump her. After my excruciating day at work I dropped Iggy off at our place so he could get his car to head to the mall so he could meet up with Nudge, Ella, Angel and Gazzy then I called Max up to see if she wanted to hang out. So I drove to her house but got a little hungry and Max offered to make us something and after much screaming and hitting she won so now here I am fighting for my life.
"Oh Fang stop being so damn dramatic it was only a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!" Max kicked me in my back before walking back to the counter to fix herself one.
I sat up, "Well Nudge warned me ahead of time about your cooking skills so I was just expecting the worst."
She grunted mumbling about being a terrible actor.
I hopped up on the counter watching Max as she made her sandwich.
"What's got you in a shitty mood today?"
She sighed, "My boss hired this new guy, Dylan, and I have to train him. He's like the definition of jackass."
My hand went up and brushed a piece of her hair back on its own accord.
"What he do?"
She turned to the fridge to put the jelly away. "You know that horrible show Jersey Shore?"
I nodded.
"Well imagine a white boy version of Dj Pauly D."
I shuddered, "Ok I see how that would get your blood boiling."
"Yeah," Max sighed sitting down at the table.
I jumped of the counter and sat next to her. "Hey don't let him stress you out if he bothers you again tell him I'll be up there and that's not a problem he wants at his new job."
She smiled at me kissing my cheek, "Thanks but I can handle myself sexist piglet."
I smirked, "I'm a full grown pig I'll have you know."
She laughed just as the door bust open "Honey I'm home!"
"Only Iggy would make an entrance like that," I muttered getting up when a thought hit me.
"How did Iggy get in here?" I asked turning back to Max.
"Fang have you forgotten that I am the master at picking locks!"
Max rolled her eyes.
"Actually I have a key the day Iggy picks Max's lock will be the day he dies! Oh speaking of dying did you guys see that poor kitten outside in the middle of the street?! Someone ran it over then left him there! Like how rude is that! OMG there was this really rude lady in forever 21 and she was totally trying to fight me over the last new sundress in my size! Remember Max I told you I wanted the dress like last week and that it was really high demand? Well that lady really wanted it but I totally got it because I started those palate classes and I was so much stronger than her. I'll look better in it than her anyway like I just saved the world from a fashion emergency I should so get an award for my-"
"Thank you Fang," Max said rubbing her temples.
"Nudge when I remove my hand you will stop talking ok?"
She grunted something but nodded. I slowly removed my hand from her mouth and true to her word she was silent.
"So anyway Fang are we still going to the beach?" Ella asked me digging through one of her many bags for something.
"I got you some trunks because your other pair was looking a little beat up." She stated tossing me a pair of black trunks that look exactly like my old pair. Girls.
"Yeah but… where are Angel and Gazzy?" I just realized I haven't seen my baby yet any other time she would be the first one in the room hugging my legs.
"Outside, Gazzy wanted to show her where he makes his mud pies." Ella replied texting not seeming to have a care in the world at all.
Max sighed, "I told him no more mud pies last time he did that he ended up with a tape worm."
That one sentence was enough to have me running out of Max's house sprinting around it calling for Angel. I must have circled the house 3 times until finally I saw my little girl crawling out from under a little opening her pink dress and little face completely covered in dirt.
"Fang look I made a mud pie!" she cheered smiling up at me holding the flatten clump of dirt.
"Angel drop it now." I ordered in my most deadly calm voice that tends to scare people more than when I yell.
She immediately let if fall from her hands and to the earth, her big blue eyes already beginning to water sensing she was in trouble.
I got down to her level so she wouldn't have to look up at me. "Angel we don't play with dirt and mud, I know you wanted to have fun with Gazzy but you can get very sick playing with dirt and mud and we don't want that do we?"
She shook her head playing with her now filthy dress. "I'm sorry,"
"I know its ok but don't do it again alright?" She nodded giving me a hug.
"Alright go get Gazzy we're gonna get you two cleaned up then we're going to the beach how's that sound?"
"Yay the beach Gazzy we're going to the beach!" She cheered crawling back under the house to retrieve Gazzy.
Kids.
"So what does your job require?"
I sighed, "Max I'm not telling you anything about my occupation."
She pouted, "But why? Am I getting close?"
I rolled my eyes leaning back on my hands staring at the ocean. "You are nowhere close so far you've guessed model, spy, prince, retired movie star, fireman, and super hero. That last one makes absolutely no sense by the way."
"Well sometimes the way you act reminds me of Batman, don't hate off my imagination!"
I groaned rubbing my temples.
"Well they did make a movie about him," Iggy chimed in smirking evilly at me.
He better not-
"Which one there're like 5 of them right?" Nudge asked.
"Well the one about him was number one in the box office right 'Dark Knight'?" Iggy chuckled at his terrible joke.
He's done that a few times whenever someone sets it up unbeknownst to them he rolls with it. Dumbass.
I shot him my death glare which he promptly ignored to busy cackling at his stupid inside joke.
"OMG Fang you are like a dark knight oh and Max you're like the princess he's suppose to save! Awe you guys are so made for each other! EEEEPPPP! I can't wait till you start dating and then get married oh we have to start planning! What will your colors be?! Well it has to have some black obviously for Fang but what about you Max? OMG I know red! You look amazing in red it so highlights your skin and hair. OMG what will we do for your hair?! Fang seems to like it down judging by how he always plays with it when its down-"
I only caught the end of the sentence when I realized that I was playing with Max's hair. I quickly released the strand that I was twirling around my finger.
Max looked up at me from reading her book and smirked. "Don't try to act like you weren't just doing it."
I rolled my eyes.
"Hello is anyone listening to me?"
"No!" Max, Iggy, and I all said together.
"You guys are mean I'm gonna go swimming with the kids and Ella." Nudge announced running off to the water.
"Well I'm gonna go kidnap Gazzy so we can blow up some sand and see if it turns into ice!" Iggy squealed running off before Max could attack him.
"You better make sure he's in a safe distance before you blow it up!" She yelled after him as he waved her off.
I chuckled, "Want me to get Nudge so we can start making funeral arrangements?"
She rolled her eyes snuggling up in to my side. "No knowing Nudge she'd want to go all dramatic and have us cremate him and float the ashes down a river or something. He already told me he wants to donate his body to science."
"Wow he and Iggy really are alike." I muttered.
She nodded before looking up at me, "So when are we going to go on that date?"
I sighed looking over at Ella and Angel busy playing and laughing with Nudge then over at Iggy and Gazzy crouched down next to the juice bar playing with some of their wiring.
I leaned down whispering in her ear. "Well with everyone distracted how about we go sneak off somewhere?"
She smiled, "We can't just ditch them Fang!"
I smirked planting a kiss along her jaw, "Not ditch just leave for a little while and come back."
She punched my shoulder playfully. "Same thing,"
I got up bringing her with me. "Max we can either stay here and be on our best behavior in front of the kids or we can go some place private and I'll show you how much fun it is to be on the dark side."
She shivered as my fingers danced across her bare abdomen. Have I mentioned how fucking hot she is in this red bikini. Nudge is right red is a great color on her.
She smiled slipping her hand in mine. "Ok but the dark side better have some food."
I smirked leading the way, "Well the dark side has cookies-"
"I'm in!"
A little bit of a filler chapter and pretty short but at least the FAX is starting for real this time! R&R if you haven't forgotten about me! Next chapter will have some drama and FAXY action in it! By the way I still need a name for Fang and Iggy's company so put suggestions in your reviews.
