Date #10 Naruto and Hanabi.
"So you're Hinata's little sister?"
"Yep." Hanabi already knew Naruto. She sister talked about him all the time. She always droned on and on about his ninja way and how he never gives up and all that crap. Hanabi hated Naruto. Until she meet him that is. She watched his golden yellow hair stir slightly in the breeze (they were having a picnic) She looked dreamily into his crystal blue eyes. There rich color sparkling in the sunlight. He was perfect. He would be hers and hers alone. She was not going to share this…this…perfect man with anybody. Not even her sister.
So Hanabi drugged Naruto and carried him (secretly) back to her house. The drug that Hanabi gave Naruto made him temporarily loss his memory. So for 5 hours she implanted into his brain how he loves her and not Hinata. That they were going to get married and have lots of kids.
So when the drug wore off Naruto no longer loved Hinata but loved Hanabi instead. So they got married and had 23 kids. (Naruto: HA! I BEAT YOU SASUKE! I HAD 23 KIDS! YOU KONLY HAD 22! Sasuke: Dobe.)
