Still accepting fan characters for short cameo appearances.

Oh gosh, how long has it been? Sorry for not updating in a while, everyone. I know this chapter is really short, but it's a filler chapter. And, it's all that I could muster up in an hour's time. INSERT UNHAPPY FACE HERE

The Marvelous Misadventures of Shadow and Co. Part 2

"Ahh!" Spenser ran onto the deck screaming and failing his arms. Silver followed him, the Chaos Spear in his hands. "Rape!" He ran over to the railing, bent on jumping onto the solid ground. However, when he looked down, he saw nothing but lava. "Wait!" The white hedgehog skidded to a stop. "Who started the ship?" There was a short pause. "Wait… How did we even get near the ocean? We were a mile away." He looked at the other furry, who shrugged.

"Spenser, I don't know. Just give me back my shorts." Silver held out his hand.

"Nevah!" Spenser, being the strange porcupine he was, shoved the hedgehog's shorts in his mouth, eating them. "I want my thirty bucks now!"

Silver watched in amazement and disgust. "Did you just…eat my shorts?" Spenser nodded. "Scourgey! You're dead when I get to you!" He stomped back down the steps and passed Shadow, who was still half dazed in their room. "Shadie? Are you okay?" He sat beside his fiancé.

"I'm fine," He was holding his head. "I'm just a little tired." He was hugged. "Not now, Silver."

"Aww," Silver placed the back of his hand on his lover's forehead. "Maybe you should lay down for a little nap. Kay, sweetie?" He stood and gently pushed Shadow back down on the bed. He covered him with a blanket. "I'll be back in an hour." He shut the door and headed toward the kitchen. "Scourge!"

The green hedgehog jumped, spilling his coffee. "What!?" He turned to Silver. His ears immediately drooped. "Wha-Where did you get that bazooka?"

Silver's eyes reflected anger. "Spenser. Ate. My. Shorts. Those were my only pair."

Scourge shrugged, smiling to maintain his innocence. "You'll get them back in four to six hours." Silver's bottom eyelid twitched. "I-I can give Spenser some sort of drink mix so you can get them back sooner."

"That's so gross!" He pointed the gun at Scourge. A red dot appeared on his forehead. "Buy me a new pair! Buy me a new pair! Now!" He pressed his finger to the trigger.

"Alright! Alright! I will!" Scourge held up his hands in defense. "I'll buy you a new pair as soon as the boat reaches our destination!"

"Stop shouting, Shadow is trying to take a nap!"

"Stop yelling at me!" Annoyed, Silver pulled the trigger on the bazooka. Shadow burst into the room.

"Silver! Are you okay?" Immediately, the white hedgehog shoved the weapon in a burnt Scourge's arms. He pouted and started crying. "Silver! What happened?" He pulled his fiancé into a hug.

Silver wailed and buried his face in the obsidian hedgehog's chest. "Shadie! Scourge tried to kill me!" He sniffed. "I just wanted my clothes back!"

"What!?" Scourge shook the debris off his head. "Stripes! That's a damn lie! Are you seriously going to believe that!?" He placed the bazooka on the table. "That little, white fluff ball is pure evil!" He pointed for emphasis. "Evil!"

"Scourgey! I'm supposed to be your little brother! How could you say something like that?" He started sobbing again, rubbing his face against the tuft of fur on Shadow's chest.

"Seriously Stripes!?"

Shadow pulled his fiancé closer and glared at the green hedgehog. "Scourge. Wait for me up on the deck."

"But-"

"Now." With his ears against his head, Scourge exited the kitchen. "Are you alright, Silver?" He tilted his lover's head up and wiped away the remaining tears. "Everything is fine now."

"Thank you Shadie! I feel better now." He smiled brightly and hugged Shadow. "But, shouldn't you be taking that nap?"

He chuckled and patted Silver's head. "I will after I have that talk with Scourge."

"Go easy on him." Shadow nodded and left the kitchen. Silver scooped up the bazooka and giggled. "I always get what I want." He glared and pointed a finger to the audience. "You better remember that."


"Hey boss." Spenser pointed to a floating island. "There's a random hospital in the middle of nowhere!" He placed a finger on his head in a thoughtful manner. "It makes you wonder how they get back and forth from home and work."

"Spenser. I told you to mess with them in a way that wouldn't get me in trouble." Scourge crossed his arms.

"D-Does this mean I'm not getting my thirty bucks?"

"Scourge!" Shadow stormed up the steps and took hold of the green hedgehog's throat. He squeezed. "I told you not to bother us!"

"Ack! Stripes, it was just a joke!" He struggled to get out of the ebony hedgehog's grasp. "Let go! You're…crushing my windpipe!" He tried to breathe, but Shadow tightened his grip. "Ah… That…hurts."

Scourge was released when the other hedgehog was tackled by Morpheus. He scrambled to his feet and pushed the monster off. Shadow growled in anger until he noticed Silver shaking his head. "Shadow! Be nice to my brother."

"Y-Yeah." Scourge coughed. "Kill me and Ellsworth will beat you up again." Shadow growled, causing the green hedgehog to hold his hands up in defense. "Hey! Calm down, I was kidding. Learn to take a joke." He stood and brushed invisible dirt off his jacket. "Spenser! You know which way we're going, right?"

Annoyed, Shadow walked away to the other end of the boat. He rested his arms on the railing and looked out at the ocean of lava. Silver had followed him. "Aww, don't be mad. That's just how Scourgey is sometimes. You'll get used to it, trust me."

"I've known him longer than you. He's always like that." He sighed.

Silver leaned his back against the railing, watching the yellow porcupine attempt to steer the boat. "I'll tell him to be nicer then. Or else." Shadow didn't respond. "Okay Shadie?" There was still no answer. The white hedgehog tilted his fiancé's head toward him and noticed his face was tinted a light green color. "Zombie!"

"Where!?" Spenser whirled around and caught sight of Silver running away. "Gasp!" He thrust a finger in the air. "To the hospital!" He spun the wheel around, sharply turning the boat and almost throwing Scourge off the side of the railing.


SilverHeartsInTheNight34 - Lawl. It's all good, I know everyone has things to do. Thanks for the review! And, the use of your character! XD

Pokelad - Yeah, Spenser doesn't do well when it comes to mental work. Thanks for reviewing!

MysticMelodyz - Isn't he always up to something? XD Thanks for the review!

My.life.as.a.caricature - Aww, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! The perverted parts are common in some of my more humorous stuff...I think. Anyway, thanks for reviewing!

XxSkyFoxGirlxX - OMGYOUGOTAWII! I've been wanting one for like, a year. My mom won't let me because I have too many game stations or something like that. I'm glad you liked the chapter, though. And I miss your uber long reviews. Thanks for the semi-short review! I loved it.

Midnight Storm the Hedgedna - Indeed. Scourge is a very bad hedgie. Thanks for reviewing!

Kamala11 - Yes! I've been wanting to draw Pirate!Silver too. But, my drawing skills aren't that good. Maybe one day someone will. Anywho, thanks for the review!

shadilverluvr - I don't really know how Spenser can fit in Sky's past, cause he was...like, not born on Mobius or where ever Silver lives. XD Thanks for reviewing!

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