Think of this as a behind the scenes episode

Disclaimer: Not. Mine. *cries*

"S-Sir are you sure this is a good idea?" The lone cameraman asked very nervously.

"Don't fret my young boy! We are simply showing the audiences at home what it takes to make this award winning show." Jiraiya pointed his finger out in front of him as pride was radiating off his body.

"Sir what are you pointing at?"

"The future!"

"E-Excuse me?"

"The future of entertainment is here and his name is Jiraiya!"

The young intern could only stare at his employer in pure helplessness. He was doomed. No more than doomed, he was dead. He would be buried 30 feet under the sea and his family would never know what happened to him. If the legendary Tsunade got wind of what they were doing…he shuddered at the mere thought.

Jiraiya paid the poor boy no mind as he began to walk off.

"S-Sir wait for me!"

The young cameraman picked up his camera, his life line really, and ran after the crazy man. They were both so dead.

Their first start was the now empty set. Jiraiya stood in the center of the stage and nodded to the intern. The young cameraman sighed but nevertheless began to film.

"Hello my lovey followers! I am the famous Jiraiya author of erotica novels and your private tour guide to the Tsunade show!"

The cameraman shook his head. When he got the internship to the famous Tsunade show he didn't think he would become the lackey to the hostess's old friend. He was practically kidnapped for goodness sake!

Flashback

Young intern cameraman R was enjoying his lunch break. He was munching on a tuna salad when two hands grabbed his arms and yanked him back.

"Ack!"

"Shhhh boy! If you value you're life than you'll do as I say."

Cameraman R looked up in surprise and shock. Who the hell just assaulted him?!

Jiraiya grinned "don't worry boy there's so many interns running around you won't be missed much."

Ouch that hurt his pride.

"You're going to help me with a very special project. You'll surely be on Tsunade's good side!"

Cameraman R eye's sparkled at the mere thought at being acknowledge by the hostess. "R-Really?"

"Of course! Now grab your camera and let's do this!"

Cameraman R should have known better than to accept this strange man's offer. He didn't realize the terrible decision he made until everyone else, literally everyone, gave him pitying looks and began to pray for his soul.

He should have just stayed at home.

Jiraiya continued to prance around the state gushing about who knows what. Now that he thought about it what was he talking about? Cameraman R returned from his inner moping and began to listen to what this old man was spewing out his mouth.

"That's right folks this floor is a sex magnet!"

Cameraman R blanched. "S-Sir-"

"Quiet boy! I'm giving a moving speech here! Don't forget to edit that out."

"Sir I don't edit I just record!"

"Then figure it out. We will not air this until its perfect!"

"A-A-Air this?" Cameraman R spluttered.

"This pure genius has to be shared! Now follow me." Jiraiya began to walk off stage.

"W-Wait sir! Sir we can't air this!"

"Let's pop in on my dearly promoted Asuma."

"W-We can't-"

"Nonsense! Come on boy." Jiraiya grabbed the boy by the collar of his shirt and dragged him along.

"Sir this can't be legal!"

"Honestly who knows!"

Cameraman R nearly fainted.

"Now keep rolling." Jiraiya flung the door to Asuma's trailer wide open. "Asuma you handsome devil how's it hanging!"

Asuma looked up started at the noise of his door banging against the wall.

"J-Jiraiya what the hell are you doing!"

Cameraman R couldn't believe the scene he was looking at through the lens. Asuma looked to be video chatting with his wife on the computer. Only she was dressed very skimpy and Asuma's pants were down.

Cameramen R got a severe nosebleed, fell back, and fainted.

Jiraiya quickly pulled out his notebook and furiously wrote in it. "I'm getting material for my next book!"

"What!? No get the fuck out!" Asuma began to hurl objects at the duo. He didn't care to pull up his pants or shut off the computer screen. He grabbed whatever was near him and chucked it.

"Don't be afraid Asuma. I'll be sure to change names and-"

Jiraiya's face was implanted with a potted plant. He flew back and landed on top of Cameraman R's unconscious body.

Asuma slammed his door shut.

Jiraiya held out his book in victory. "I still got it!"

Cameraman R didn't respond he merely twitched on the ground.

"Now is not the time for a break. We have to keep going!"

Jiraiya grabbed the boy's arm and dragged him to their next destination. Cameraman R lost too much blood to protest. The rest of the staff didn't comment and instead make themselves scarce. If someone saw what the old man was doing they were wise not to comment. In fact many of the other staff ran in the opposite direction if they caught sight of his white hair.

Soon Jiraiya dragged Cameraman R to the green room. He slapped the kid awake so that they could continue on with the show.

"Assault!"

"Don't be ridiculous. Now pick up the camera and point at my good side."

Cameraman R rubbed his head in pain. "Sir I don't want to do this anymore."

"But we're getting gold!"

"No were gonna get a prison sentence!"

"It's just the nerves talking. Now starting shooting!"

Cameraman R had tears running down his face but still recorded. He was being held against his will.

"Now here my dear lovely fans, is the green room. This is where the guest sit, chit chat, and await their exams. It's just like high school all over again! Only this time the entire country gets to hear how you f-"

"Language sir!"

"I can say what I want!"

"Y-You really can't-"

"But of course I can! I have written far worse lines in my novels."

"But those are books. They're written on paper! T-This is footage!"

"I don't see the problem." Jiraiya crossed his arms.

"You don't see the problem with any of this!" Cameraman R exclaimed to the heavens.

"Someone clearly needs to unwind. I know!" Jiraiya fished out a book from his back pocket. "I'll let you have a sneak peek at my newest book!"

"B-B-But-"

"Take a gander at this!" Jiraiya held the kid's head in a lock. He began to read out loud the newest book in his erotic genre. Cameraman R didn't make it to the second page as his face exploded with embarrassment and arousal. He got another nose bleed and passed out.

"Geez kid you really can't hack it." Jiraiya placed his hand on his chin. "Hmm where can we go to next…?"

"What on earth are you doing?"

Jiraiya whirled around and found Kakashi at the entrance to the green. The black ops expert was staring at the pervert man with a face that clearly said "Tsunade is going to have your head."

"Kakashi my favorite and special staff member! How are you?"

"I want no part in this."

"Then it's best you run along and say nothing." Jiraiya grinned.

"I come here to read. If anyone should leave it's you." Kakashi noticed blood on the floor. He spotted the unconscious body of Cameraman R.

"On second thought the roof is a good spot. See ya later." Kakashi waved good bye and promptly left the room. Jiraiya went back to thinking on where their next film shoot would be.

He snapped his fingers, "genius!"

He grabbed the kid by the collar and proceeded to run out the green room. Cameraman R held onto his camera limply as he was once again dragged around the studio. They arrived to their next destination and Jiraiya began to giggle like a school girl.

"Get up boy we're here!"

Cameraman R slowly regained conscience. "W-Where are we?"

"The lie detector room!"

Cameraman looked around at the dimly lit room. There was just a lone table and two chairs. "Uh why is it so dark?"

"To help scare the guest to tell the truth of course, don't they teach you this is school or something?"

"I went to film-"

"Who cares! Just go sit down and I'll strap you up."

"How am I supposed to record?"

"Just turn it on and place it on the table facing us."

"I don't think-"

"You think too much!" Jiraiya grabbed the kid by the arms. He lifted the intern off the ground and placed him on the chair. As he started strapping the kid with the many wires for the test, Cameraman R's cries of protest went ignored.

Jiraiya had the kid all ready to go. He stood up in pride "alright let's begin."

"W-Wait!"

Jiraiya pulled out a table lamp from thin air and slammed it on the table. He grabbed the head of the lamp and practically shoved it in the kid's face. "Where were you on the day of today?"

"What!?"

"What color is my underwear?"

"Are you insane!"

"Guilty! You sticking, cheating dirt bag. Off with your head!"

"This isn't Alice in Wonderland!"

"You're right not very original….off with your d-"

"I'm not losing any body part!"

"Fine." Jiraiya pouted. He noticed the camera on the floor. He picked it up and rewound the tape.

"What are you doing?"

"Checking to see what we have so far."

Cameraman hung his head in shame. He can't believe his name was going to be soiled by this man's erratic behavior.

"Oh man this is solid! I have to get his to the production room right away. We're going to be a hit!"

"Please sir don't!"

The door to the lie detector room was busted open. The door slammed into the wall and fell off its hinges. Cameraman R screamed like a banshee while Jiraiya dove and hid under the table. A seething Tsunade stood at the entrance and was red in the face. Only this time it wasn't because of her sake, she was furious.

"Jiraiya! What is this that you've been running all over the studio without permission!"

Cameraman R started to sweat like a pig in the dead of summer. He started shaking violently in his seat. He may also have lost function of his bladder.

Tsunade stomped to the table and flipped it. The table, wires, and the lie detector all flew toward the wall directly in front of their path. Everything crashed and erupted into a million pieces. Jiraiya was covering his head with his hands and was quivering. Cameraman R fell back from the brute force of Tsunade filling the table.

"Just what the hell have you been doing today!?"

Tsunade snatched the camera off the ground and watched the tape. Her vein on her forehead throbbed as pure rage radiated off her body. With Jiraiya still on the floor Tsunade took aim and kicked hard. Jiraiya screamed like a little school girl and was catapulted through the ceiling and landed in some other part of the studio.

Tsunade then took the camera and smashed it with her inhuman strength. The bits and pieces fell onto the floor. She took a calming breath and smoothed out her shirt. She turned on her heel, her pigtails swishing with the movement, and she strolled out of the room.

Cameraman R again lost conscious from Tsunade's brute display of strength. He wasn't embarrassed to admit that he wet himself for he survived an encounter with the legendary Tsunade's wrath.

He just prayed that someone would find him soon. He needed to find a new job. All the stress and was not worth the risk of his life.

I really enjoyed writing this. It's a filler since I'm trying to decide who I should write about next. Let me know what you guys thought!

Review my lovelies!