Winds of Twilight
Disclaimer: I (Wantaco79) really wished I owned Zelda. Because then I would be rich and I would own Ganondorf who is awesome. Gaaraxocfan doesn't own it either. I know she wants to own Link.
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Meanwhile, at Hyrule Castle….
Ganondorf was extremely bored. I can't even fathom (well, actually I can because this is how I feel in school but…) how bored he is. It's impossible to explain just how bored he was. He was soooooooo bored that….well, you get the idea.
The problem with being king of anything, even King of the Gerudoes, meant he would occasionally be called for at Hyrule Castle to some stupid little get together that King Nohansen, the king of Hyrule, would throw to unite all the races of Hyrule. This had been going on since Calypso was about 12.
King Nohansen was a very kind and cheery man to the point that it was sickening. Not to mention he was pretty damn stupid too. But his daughter Princess Zelda was a different matter. She was smarter than her father. She has never trusted Ganondorf or even Calypso. She was a very suspicious, and in Ganondorf's opinion, annoying little brat.
Ganondorf hated about 99.9 percent of Hylians but Zelda was the Hylia that he truly loathed to the point of insanity. (Yes, Ganondorf was once perfectly sane like most people. It's shocking, I know.)
Now Ganondorf sat at one of these little 'parties' thrown by King Nohansen. The king himself was talking to Ganondorf about something. Ganondorf wasn't paying attention. (Like I –Wantaco79- said, he's just like me in class now!!) Ganondorf just nodded his head occasionally and smile politely. He was good at all this stuff.
"So, where is Princess Calypso, your daughter, King Ganondorf?" The king asked politely. Ganondorf was a little thrown off by this question but he recovered quickly.
"To tell the truth, I'm not exactly sure where that girl is. She decided to go on a journey throughout Hyrule with some friends. She could be anywhere in Hyrule right now. Heck, she could even be on her way to Castle Town right now." Ganondorf said distantly. This all reminded him that he should find Calypso and those friends of her sometime soon. King Nohansen began to prattle on about how wonderful it was that Calypso was out and about but Ganondorf wasn't listening….
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Back in Ordan…..
"You bloody idiot!! What were you thinking? Telling Kiara to go away!! Do you even have the slightest idea how much danger she could be in now!! And it'd be all thanks to you, Fairy Boy!!" Calypso yelled at Link. While she was yelling at him, Link couldn't help but think of how much more she looked like Ganondorf when she was mad.
"I just did what I thought was best! She'll only be put in danger if she stays with us. I just don't want anything to happen to her. And what do you mean she could be in danger now?" Link asked. Calypso sighed before going on.
"I didn't want to say anything about this to avoid scaring everyone but my father has been after a girl named Kiara for about 3 years now. He said something about this girl having the Triforce of Wisdom and that it would be simpler to capture her instead of Princess Zelda! My father could be riding along in Hyrule for some random and pointless reason, find Kiara and capture her again!! But this time he won't take any chances. He'll steal the Triforce from her and then who knows what he'll do to her. He'd probably have her executed." Calypso ranted. Links eyes widened in terror.
"I…I…didn't know… How could I be so stupid?!" Link yelled.
"I don't know. How could you be so stupid!?" Calypso yelled. Link hung his head.
"Well, what do we do now?"
"We go and save your freaking girlfriend before my dad finds her! C'mon, Fairy Boy! Go pack your stuff. We'll have to leave tomorrow. There's going to be a bad storm in this area of Hyrule." Calypso said. Link nodded and went back into his house so he could pack up some supplies.
By now I bet you're wondering what Lance was doing the whole time Calypso was yelling at Link. Well really, all he was doing was staring at a bug on some moss that was on a rock by a tree. To most people this wasn't very fascinating but in the desert there were almost no bugs. Lance found this bug to be truly awesome. So he stared at it for a good five minutes or so.
"LANCE!! STOP STARING AT THAT DAMN BUG AND COME INSIDE!!" Calypso yelled. Lance nodded and walked inside reluctantly.
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Scott was silent as Nari went galloping. He kept quiet as tears ran down into his face. Kiara was crying. He knew why, too. It was that bloody Link guy. He told her to get out. To go away. Scott knew. He had eavesdropped. He also knew that his sister loved that Link guy. He never told anyone, but he could read his sister's thoughts. He never knew how he did, but he did.
"Whoa." was all Kiara said to Nari,
Scott shivered. Her voice was so emotionless. Tears were still running down her cheeks, but her eyes (which are how Scott read her emotions) were blank. Sure, they were still hazel, but they were empty of emotion.
"Nari. Go to the barn." Kiara said. Her voice cracked. A fresh bout of tears filled her eyes. "Scott."
"Yeah sissy?" Scott asked quietly.
"Go inside. I'll be back two, maybe three days. There's soup and milk in the fridge. Do whatever." Kiara said. She walked off toward the direction of castle town. When she was out of ear range, Scott turned toward the sky.
"HEY! TAKA!! MR. T!!" Scott yelled. A hawk swooped in out of nowhere. Scott pulled out a piece of paper and a pencil from one of the packs. Quickly, he scrawled a note to Link, Calypso, and Lance.
Dudes,
Kiara wants to get drunk. I know, as she has had this look in her eye before. However, we normally have had guests to stop her, but now that no one's here...
I'm worried about her. If you could hurry and get her, I'd love that. Oh yeah, whoever gets this letter, smack that Link guy for me.
Hurry. Oh, and be careful...
Taka bites.
-Scott
He tied the letter to Taka the hawk's leg. Taka took off.
"HURRY!" Scott yelled, and Taka flew off. Scott cast a worried glance at Kiara's retreating back.
"Hurry..."
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Lance looked up at the sky. He was bored. A shadow crossed over his face. He saw a hawk fly over head before it began to swoop downwards.
"Uh….guys?" Lance said. Link looked at him but Calypso, sensing something, looked up and saw the hawk. She held out her arm and the hawk landed. She took a note from him and read it. After she finished reading she couldn't believe it.
Calypso paused for a moment before turning to glare at Link. He raised his eyebrow in question. Calypso rode a little closer to him and……..smacked him upside the head, hard. Link almost fell of Epona.
"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!" Link screeched.
"The note told me to do so. Plus, I thought it would be fun and it was!" Calypso said, grinning. Link looked really ticked off but Lance, wanting to avoid more conflict for the moment, rode up in-between Calypso and Link to break them up.
"What'd the note say and who's it from?" Lance asked.
"It's from Kiara's little brother, what's-his-face. He said Kiara was probably gonna go to Castle Town and get drunk and we should hurry and stop her. So I guess we get going." Calypso said simply.
"What? Kiara wouldn't do that…..would she?" Link said.
"Actually, I think she would. I have a good sense of other people's emotions. She's really depressed. So shut up and let's go. Lance you look after the hawk for a while before we send him back. His name is Taka." Calypso ordered. Lance nodded and let Taka land on his shoulder.
Taka bit him on the ear.
"Owwwwww! What was that for?" Lance yelled.
"Oh yeah, the note said he bites. You better be more careful." Calypso laughed lightly. Lance glared at her and rolled his eyes. And then together the trio rode off towards Castle Town. Sadly it might take them a day because there was three of them. That didn't help.
Calypso was getting a bad feeling again.
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Half a day later in Castle Town…
Kiara had arrived at Castle Town. And she had made great time in getting there! But that is unimportant right now. She was feeling even more depressed now than when she had left Ordan. It didn't help that her arm was hurting….and her ankle and her other arm and her ribs and….well you get the idea.
She sighed and dropped of Nari at the stables. She walked slowly to…um…what's her name's bar. (Wantaco79: I know the lady's name starts with T! Um….-goes and plays Twilight Princess- okay! Her name is Telma!) Anyway, Kiara walked slowly to Telma's bar.
When she walked in a bell on the door rang. Telma looked up, surprised to have a customer this time of day. Kiara walked up slowly and sat down. Telma picked up on her depression right away.
"Aw, honey, somethin' botherin' ya? What do ya want? A drink maybe?" Telma asked. Kiara nodded her head and ordered some alcoholic drink. (I'm too lazy to think up a name.) Telma went and got the drink.
"Now, why don't you tell what happened. Maybe talkin' 'bout it will make ya feel better." Telma said. Kiara shook her head.
"I don't wanna talk about it right now. Maybe after a few drinks…" Kiara said. Telma nodded.
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Somewhere in Hyrule Field….
Calypso, Lance and Link all rode quickly across the field. They were tired. Link was worried. Calypso still had a bad feeling and was hungry. Lance was agitated by the claw and bite marks he had gotten from Taka. They had sent Taka back to Scott earlier. Finally, Castle Town was in sight. It would take another hour or so to get there. Now Calypso realized what her bad feeling was about.
"Damn!" She cursed. Link and Lance stopped and looked at her.
"What's wrong?" They both asked.
"This is not good. King Nohansen is probably having one of his get-togethers about uniting the races of Hyrule. All of the leaders of the different races will be there!" She said. Link and Lance thought about that for a moment before the realization hit them. Their eyes widened in terror.
"Please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it means…" Link said.
"No, my father is definitely in Castle Town right now. We could randomly run into him anywhere! This is not good." Calypso said again. Link groaned. Why now? Why me? Link thought.
"What if Lord Ganondorf has already found Kiara and left for the desert?" Lance asked.
"I doubt that. If Kiara left yesterday then she would have just gotten to town not too long ago. My father probably hasn't even thought that she could possibly be there now. At least, I don't think he would…" She said uncertainly.
"Can Ganondorf sense Kiara's presence?" Link asked.
"Only if they're really close. There's a good chance he'll just stay in the castle the whole time but if he were to leave or go to buy something, maybe go get a drink….then we would have a serious problem. Let's stop wasting our time here and get to town now!" Calypso said. Link and Lance nodded and they all began to ride as fast as possible to Castle Town.
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Inside Hyrule Castle itself…
Ganondorf was sleeping. The nice part about being away from the desert was being able to sleep in. He had to admit though, it was a little more boring to be at the castle without Calypso. He continued to snore until something licked the side of his face.
Ganondorf's eyes opened in disgust. He turned to look at the creature that had disturbed him. His left eye twitched insanely.
"Renaldo! Bad lizard!" Ganondorf yelled in Gerudo at Renaldo, the lizard. Yes he had brought along Renaldo because Ganondorf still had to look after the annoying reptile. He himself really didn't know why he brought Renaldo with him so the world will never know the reason why. I know everyone is just dieing to know the reason. I am…anyway back to the story.
Renaldo just tilted his head to the side and stared at Ganondorf. Ganondorf sighed and sat up. Renaldo was probably hungry. Ganondorf's stomach growled. Calypso's voice ran through his head.
"You really should take better care of yourself when I'm gone, y'know? Go get something to eat now." Calypso's voice said. Ganondorf shook his head. Calypso would lecture him right now about this if she was here.
Ganondorf got up and Renaldo jumped up onto his shoulder. The Gerudo king stared at the reptile. Renaldo stared back. Ganondorf shook his head and went in search of food for the lizard and himself. And perhaps later he would go look in the stores to find some red potion and whatnot.
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One hour later in Telma's bar…
"Oh, you poor dear! Here have another drink on the house!!" Telma slurred as she had joined Kiara in drinking. Kiara had just told her tragic tale of how she had been attacked by a bunny and a group of pink pirates. (As you can guess, she's had several drinks…)
"Sank yous professor!!" Kiara slurred. Suddenly she burst into a heroic pose.
"YESH, TODAY I STARTS MY JOURNEY TO BECOME A MASTER CHEF!!" Kiara screamed. Telma jumped up and joined her in posing.
"INDEED! TOMORROW I DO NOT START AN JOINEY TO BECOMES A BURP!!" Telma screamed. They both had had way too much to drink. Honestly, Kiara had had only four or five drinks. Telma has had about 17 drinks. Kiara doesn't hold her liquor well…..
CRASH!! They both fell to the floor, unconscious.
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At that exact same moment outside Castle Town's gates…
"Yes!! We're finally there! Now we just need to find Kiara." Link said.
"Okay, here's the plan; we split up. Link, you go find a purple tie, some fuchsia socks and a pair of black handcuffs. Lance, you go and find a chicken, two kittens and a jar. I will find Kiara." Calypso said.
"Why do I need to find a chicken, two kittens and a jar?" Lance asked.
"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!! JUST DO IT!! AND MEET ME BY THE FOUNTAIN IN ONE HOUR!!" Calypso yelled. Link and Lance ran away in terror. She's definitely got her dad's temper. Link thought to himself. He nodded at Lance before heading in the general direction of a clothing store. Lance went in search of where they might sell chickens.
Calypso smirked. That should keep them busy for a while. She walked off to Telma's bar where Kiara would most likely be.
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17.9834 minutes later…
Calypso walked into Telma's bar. When she saw what was inside she couldn't help but laugh. Kiara and Telma were passed out on the floor. There were several shot glasses and empty bottles on the counter. Calypso shook her head as she walked over to them.
She gently shook Telma. She woke up with a start.
"Washes yous doins here?" (Translation: What are you doing here?) Telma slurred. Calypso smiled politely.
"I'm here for Kiara. I'm gonna take her back to her house with me. I just wanted to make sure everyone was okay. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt her." Calypso said sweetly. Telma nodded before she passed out again. Now Calypso shook Kiara violently. Kiara woke up.
"Whats the 'ells? Is the meadow on fire?!" She slurred. Calypso rolled her eyes before she slapped Kiara upside the head. Kiara began to slur incoherently. Calypso sighed and picked her up.
"We don't have time this." Calypso said and she walked out of the bar. She dragged Kiara to the fountain at the center of town and waited for the boys to come back.
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43 minutes later…
Lance and Link walked slowly to the fountain. Lance was carrying a chicken and a jar. Link had a box with two kittens in it and everything he was supposed to find was in his pockets. They still had no idea what all of this was for but there was no use in arguing with Calypso Dragmire. She definitely had Ganondorf's temper. Link began to smile as he saw Kiara. She was passed out but at least Calypso had found her.
"We found everything you wanted. Now will you tell us why you need all of this stuff?" Lance asked. He was getting very annoyed with his new chicken whose name was Mr. Jiggles. He really didn't want to know who named the chicken.
"I'll show you. First, Lance, give me the chicken." Calypso said. Lance handed her Mr. Jiggles. She poked the chicken and it screeched in its chicken way of cock-a-doodle-doo! This woke up Kiara. She sat straight up.
"Now give me the tie." Calypso put the tie in the fountain for a second. It was now covered in cool water. She placed this on Kiara's forehead and got Kiara to hold it in place there. That would help with her headache from her hangover.
"Now hand me the jar." She filled the jar with water from the fountain and made Kiara drink it. Then she refilled it and dumped it all over Kiara.
"What was that for?!" Kiara screeched, finally coming to her senses.
"You were drunk. I just helped you to feel better. Be glad. Alright, let's go." Calypso said. Link looked dumbfounded.
"That's it?! I didn't need to get the socks or the handcuffs?! And what about the kittens?!" Link ranted.
"I just sent you to get the socks and handcuffs so you would forever to get everything. As for the kittens, well…..I just thought it would be fun to watch you two idiots try and figure out why I would need them. Just go and give them to someone who wants some kittens." Calypso said, shrugging. Link looked like he might kill Calypso. Lance shrugged, walked over to an old lady who was playing the tuba and gave her the kittens.
Kiara ran up and grabbed the kittens.
"I like kittens." She said glaring.
"Link, pay the old lady some money for the trouble!!" She ordered.
"What?!" Link screamed. But he went and gave some money to the old lady. Kiara continued to glare at Link. She was still very angry at him. Link walked away from her slowly.
"Alright, let's go already. We should get out of here before my father pops up randomly." Calypso said.
"What? Ganondorf's here?! Kiara almost yelled. Calypso glared at her and Kiara shut up. They all started off in the general direction of the stables.
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Meanwhile, somewhere else in Castle Town…
Ganondorf could finally go back to the Gerudo Desert. He absolutely hated Hylians. He was walking slowly to the horse stables where he would pick up his horse named Grim. He couldn't wait to get back to plotting his evil plots that must be plotted. (When I –Wantaco79- said this out loud, Gaaraxocfan thought I said, "Ganondorf couldn't wait to begin potty-ing his evil plots that must be plotted. So we had a good laugh about that….)
He walked into the stables and began searching for wherever he had left Grim…. The sight that waited for him inside was shocking but not completely bothersome to him….
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Calypso, Lance, Link and Kiara were all in the stables. Calypso had already gotten back Agro and was waiting for the others to prepare their horses. Suddenly she shivered. She turned around to stare at the front of the stables.
For a moment time seemed to stop. Calypso stared at her father. They stared each other straight in the eye. She could feel her father's anger and hostility towards all four of the teenagers but what hurt the most was that a lot of the hostility was aimed at her.
Ganondorf glared at her and only her. He was vaguely aware of Link, Kiara and Lance being in the room too. He could finally capture them all. This was very convenient. Finally Calypso snapped back to her senses.
"DAMNIT YOU IDIOTS RUN!!" She yelled. Link, Kiara and Lance glanced up and instantly sprung into action. They all jumped on their horses and began to run. Calypso jumped on Agro and followed them out the back of the stables. Ganondorf growled and found his horse. He rode out of the stables quickly.
They were all out in Hyrule Field in a matter of minutes. But Ganondorf was gaining on the teenagers quickly. His horse was probably the fastest horse in Hyrule.
And Ganondorf, always being prepared, threw three daggers. They had a paralysis potion on them. The daggers hit Link, Kiara and Lance. They all fell off of their horses. Calypso stopped. She couldn't leave her friends behind. Ganondorf stopped too, just a few yards away from her.
Before Calypso could even think about moving Ganondorf used Twilight Magic to form a circular barrier between around them. (Picture the barriers that come up on Twilight Princess whenever you fight those twilight beasts.) Calypso gasped as she looked around. She didn't know he could do that.
"You're not getting away this time, you little twerp." Ganondorf growled. He calmly got off of his horse. Calypso did too, seeing as there was no other thing to do. For only about the third time in her life, Calypso was terrified. She gulped and unsheathed her sword. Ganondorf did the same.
"I don't wanna fight you, Dad." Calypso said. Ganondorf just smirked evilly.
"Oh, really? It seems like you were always eager to fight with me when you were younger back at the fortress. Just pretend this is like that only with higher stakes." He said. Calypso shook her head and backed up slowly. Ganondorf was walking towards her.
"Please, Dad….don't do this. Think this over! You're not really like this! I know it. Please listen to reason!!" Calypso began to beg. She only began to remind Ganondorf of Nabooru before he had imprisoned her in a statue. (For the details on Ganondorf's memory of Nabooru read Princess of Thieves by Wantaco79!!)
Calypso sighed and calmed her mind. There was no way he would listen to her, especially when he was this mad. She had no choice but to fight her way out of this. She stopped backing up and began to advance on her father. Ganondorf smirked.
And the fight began….
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The end!!
Haha! Cliffhanger!!
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