Najenda pressed play for the next episode to start playing immediately.
Sarge and Grif are standing next to the Warthog which is now on its side behind Red Base. Lopez is crouched over it, repairing it. A socket wrench is heard in the background.
"Looks like they're busy fixing up the Warthog." Leone stated.
"With a vehicle like that, it could take a long time to repair it." Akame added.
"But still, I can imagine how Lopez would react if this thing was damage because of Grif's stupid mistake." Najenda chuckled.
Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but uh, well that's when the tank showed up and... shit just started blowin' up. I don't know. (sighs)
Sarge: (exhales in exasperation) Grif, do you have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment costs?
Grif: I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?
Sarge: Tell you what, Grif, I'm a fair man. I'll give you a ten second head start here before I let Lopez do anything he wants to ya.
Lopez stops working and stands up to face Grif.
"Looks like Lopez is getting tired of Grif's bullshit now." Mine said.
"And I don't hear him saying anything at all." Sheele pointed out.
"Maybe he's a mute or probably the silent type of person." Bulat replied.
Grif: Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really, really sorry here, and-
Lopez puts down his tool for a gun.
"You might want to get away fast Grif." Tatsumi said.
"Or else Lopez will turn you into Swiss." Lubbock added.
Sarge: Five Mississippi. Six Mississippi.
Grif: (backing away) Okay, uh, I guess I better get going then.
Lopez and Sarge look at each other then turn and start firing at Grif off screen.
Grif: Hey guys, that's not funny! Somebody could get hurt here.
"Well, you getting hurt is funny to some of us." Mine admitted.
"But what happens if those shots hit somebody else?" Sheele asked.
"I'm sure we don't want to find that out further." Bulat responded.
Cut to the top of Blue Base where Tucker is standing next to Tex who is firing at something.
Tucker: That's basically it, sir. They have five guys over there and a big jeep.
Tex: And your flag. (reloads)
"Damn, that's a deep voice!" Leone blurted out.
"I've never heard anyone sounding like that at all." Sheele said.
"His voice sound... suspicious." Akame commented as there's more to Tex than meets the eye.
Tucker: Right, that too.
Tex throws a grenade at something.
Tucker: Uh, hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we try not to use other soldiers as target practice here.
Camera pans, showing Tex has been firing "at" Caboose.
Everyone were disgusted by Tex's use of Caboose for target practice and couldn't help but shudder if any Imperial soldier would use their own comrades as target practice. Mine decided to note this if Tatsumi or Lubbock tries to annoy the hell out of her.
Caboose: I'm scared.
Tex starts looking over various weapons. Caboose runs up to Tex and Tucker.
Tucker: So, you've got the Special Forces black armour, I see. Were you in the Special Forces at some point?
Tex: (looks at Tucker while reloading a gun)
Tucker: Yeah, I used to have black armor too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th-
Tex runs off.
"Smooth moves Tucker." Najenda said.
"I'm pretty sure Tex has a job to do rather than talking." Bulat stated.
Tucker: Oh, okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later.
Caboose: (whispering loudly) I don't think he likes you.
Tucker: ...Thanks.
Tucker and Caboose run up to the edge of the base.
Tucker: Where are you going?
Tex: Red Base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back.
"The Red Team is screwed." Akame admitted.
"Yeah with the skills that Tex has right now, they'll be sleeping in a coffin soon." Leone commented.
Caboose: Oh... Okay! We'll just stay here and guard the trans...porter...
Cut to Grif on top of Red Base.
Grif: So, Sarge thought my strategy had merit, but was poorly executed, probably because SOMEBODY didn't believe in it.
Simmons: Bullshit. He told me he thought you were a retarded monkey, and he's gonna suspend your weapon privileges.
Donut: Hey, since I captured the flag, d'ya think they'll give me my own color armor now?
"I thought he said he bought it?" Sheele pointed out.
"He didn't know about it and decided to quickly changed to capture to try and convince them that he captured the flag." Lubbock guessed.
"So far, it ain't fooling them." Mine commented.
Simmons: What do you mean "captured"? You thought you were buying it at the store, you idiot.
Donut: Still, you think there's a shot?
Simmons: Maybe they'll give you Grif's armour, since he destroyed the Warthog.
Grif: Hyeah, heh-wait... You don't... You don't think they'd do that, do you?
"I bet they'll do that for the screw-up you caused already." Tatsumi stated.
"Call it a demotion and they might force you to wear standard red instead." Bulat chuckled.
Cut to Sarge watching Lopez fix the Warthog. A socket wrench is heard in the background.
Sarge: Try connectin' that hose to that metal thingy there.
Lopez stands up.
Sarge: I think that's what's makin' that rattle.
Lopez turns and faces Sarge.
Sarge: I think I'll let you do it.
Lopez returns to work. Invisible Tex runs behind Sarge.
"Whoa, what the heck?" Mine said in surprise.
"What was that?" Sheele asked.
Sarge: What the...? What was that?
"Oh look an echo." Leone snickered before Akame bonked her.
"I'm guessing Tex is cloaking to get the drop on the Reds." Tatsumi pointed out.
Cut to Grif.
Grif: Simmons, what's going on? What's over there?
Simmons: (looking over the edge of the base) I thought I saw something for a second.
"Simmons has finally notice Tex." Akame said.
"But he can't possibly track his movements, even if he's invisible." Bulat noted.
Camera pans down to reveal invisible Tex, then cuts back to Grif.
Grif: Hey rookie, tuck the flag some place safe until we can figure out what's goin' on.
Donut: Good idea. I was sick of carrying this thing anyway. (drops the flag into the middle of the base)
Everyone nodded since he does suck carrying something that's not of importance.
Cut to Tex, then to Grif and Simmons looking off the edge of the base.
Simmons: Did you hear that?
Grif: Yeah.
Donut: (whispering) Hey! What's going on?
Cut to Tex who throws a plasma grenade, then cut to Grif and Simmons from behind. Grif turns around.
Everyone were wide-eyed once they saw the grenade and wanted to know where it landed at.
Grif: What the fuck?
Cut to Donut who has the plasma grenade stuck to his helmet.
"Oh shit." Leone muttered quietly.
"Donut, please notice it." Sheele said in complete worry.
Donut: What?
Simmons: (turns around) What is that thing?
Donut: (concerned) What Thing?
Grif: There's somethin' on your head.
"It's an explosive!" Mine shouted.
Donut: What, is it a spider? Get it off!
"It's not a spider dude, get it off!" Lubbock exclaimed.
"He better get it off or else he'll be in pieces." Najenda said.
Simmons: No, it's not a spider, it's, like a... blue thing.
"It could blow up any minute and they're still talking." Akame commented bluntly.
Donut: What, like a blue spider? Get it off!
Grif: It's not a spider! Calm down. It's some kinda... fuzzy, pulsating thing.
Some facepalm in annoyance as this is taking longer before they realize it's a grenade.
Donut: That doesn't sound much better than a spider.
Simmons: Does it hurt?
"Please stop talking and get if off of his helmet." Mine groaned.
"It's no use, the Red Team is totally fucked up in the head on this." Tatsumi added.
Donut: No.
Simmons: Maybe we should try to take it off.
"Yes, take it off with no hands once it goes off asshole." Leone muttered.
Grif: Good idea. Go for it.
Simmons: Me? By "we" I meant "you". Asshole.
Everyone slightly chuckle at Simmons dissing Grif.
Donut: Well somebody needs to get it off. Look, it might be dangerous.
The grenade explodes.
Some of them just shook their heads in disappointment for the Red's stupidity.
"Tex officially got them." Lubbock admitted.
"Red Team is no more." Akame added.
Grif and Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Fade to black with sounds of people being hit.
Grif: Sim- Where'd he go?
More sounds of people being hit.
Grif: Don't kill me, I'm too good looking to die!
(End episode)
"Grif is not that handsome, he's a scumbag." Mine scoffed.
"True, but I wanna see what happens next." Sheele wondered.
"Well, we got some work to do, so maybe next time." Najenda announced.
Everyone all stretched a bit before turning everything off and went out to do their assignments.
