"I just dunno what I'm gonna do with myself"siad Mordecorp as he shook in his skin. He reached into his pocket to grab a drug cigaret with his human fingers but his pockets were devoid of continents. FUCK! He yelled angirly, angered at his lack of marawana cigrettes in his possession. His dealer wouldn't be around for another three days and he would be high and dry from his drugs until then. HOW COULD HE LAST THREE DAYS WITHOUT TAKING A HIT? He wondered shaking from drug withdraws.
And then it hit him like a runaway car. He picked himself up off the gorund and made sure that the car didn't break any of his ribs and he was fine and ok. But he knew what he was going to do even though he told Brick he wouldn't he was going to fuck Scooter because he was out of drugs.
"Just this one last time,"Mordecai siad to himself and you and I. But none of us believed him, especially not himself. He knew he'd slide right back to Scooter's meaty pleasures the moment his conscious went to sleep and stopped yelling at him. Right now his conscious was pretty much sitting on the couch taking a nap because it was tired out from scolding him for doing so much drugs so the devil on his shoulder had free reigns of the Mordecai to wreak havoc on his life as it spiraled out of control like it was being flushed down some sort of malicious toilet of pain and suffering.
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Mordecai arrive at Scooter's dubstep at noon not realizing how sweaty and crazy he looked from the drug withdrawls.
"Oh hey there Mordecai! Whatchu doin'round these parts?"asked Scooter timidly. "I mean…I mean when the bun went in Brick's oven…I didn't expect to see ya'll over here, y'know?"Mordecai wavered a little where he stood. "Are you ok?"asked Scooter.
"Shut the fuck up, I'm fine!"Mordecai growled painedly as he threw himself onto the couch. "I just need to sit down for a bit is all. Just need sit down and get some TLC from a fellow mother…u8221
"I see"Scooter siad, seriousness in his black hardened eyes
Minutes later maybe like 15 Scooter returned clad in his mother's garnments. With a saucy wink his transformation into his mother was complete and he was nigh indistinguishable from the so called real thing. He was now what he could never achieve as Scooter; sexy and fierce ajnd alluring as all get out and definitely very sexy trust me.
"Hey sexy"he siad to Mordecai and Mordecai was overwhelmed by the glamour that is Scooter dressed as his mother. Mordecai pulled off his clothing like an octopus's old shed skin until he was clad in his own mother attire and the two men were finally free of their male burdens and truly free and alive to be mothers as they pleased.
"So shug what to you want today?"siad Scooter, smelding with attractions sensually and seductively in a manner he could only dream of in his regular, wretched Scooter body.
Mordecai, pristine as a dew dropped flower smirked sinfully as he made a lunch for Scooter's wood-be titty. The world paused briefly except for Scooter, who stopped for a moment before burping out into violin tears. The illusion was broken, and suddenly they were no longer maternal goddesses but two men in a dress.
"What the hell're ya cryin'for!?"Mordecai growled in a distinctly un-motherly way, causing Scooter to cry even harder and louder than every before.
"Mordecai our relationship has been going down hill for moths and this is an all time slow!"cried Scooper as his ravenous tears tore down his face like a monsterous waterfall. "We used to be mothers, now what are we? But pretend transvestite imposters trying to capture the gloryity and purity of mothood?"
"Scoober what the hell are you talking about"say morderica
"We used to do things, as mothers"Scooter explained "We used to talk about our sons, we used to drink tea and watch soap-opera's and share parenting tips"he closed his eye painedly "now all you want to do is have some sort of twisted lesmom fuckfest! You used to care about you and me Mordecai! Now you're nothin'but a motherfucker!"
Something deep inside Mordlecai snapped but not that deep because his feelings about mothers were raw and close to the surface not buried deep like some forgotten sorrowful secret.
"DON'T YOU CALL ME A MOTHERFUCKER!"shouted Mordecai as he pushed Scooter, slamming him through the glass cofeetable sending shards of shimmering beauty everywhere coated in Scoote'rs cherry crimson lance candy red blod. Scooter lay in the shards of glass sniveling and shaking and Mordecai picked him up out of the beautiful wreckage by his shirt collar. "YOU KNOW THAT TRIGGERS ME, BITCH!"He slapped Scooter across the face leaving a deep red bruise and breaking Scooter's delicate nose in three directions. Stooter laid there pimply in Mordecai's grip as the beautiful ruby liquid cascaded from his nose holes and his sapphire tears trickled down from his nasolacrimal ducts.
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?"Mordecai screamed. "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TRIGGER ME LIKE THAT!?"He slammed Scooter into the wall and punched him in the trachea. "ANSWER ME?"Scooter was struggling just to stay alive as the blood from his nose flowed freer and freer until the whole front of his body was coated in raspberry jam. Th blood from his nose began to rapidly dry in the hot Pandora whether and he was having trouble breathing through the blood caked in his nostrils. He was suffocating, but Mordecai didn't realize and thought Scooter was mocking him. "I SIAD ANSWER ME!"The blood up Scooter's nose was drying faster and faster at record speed and the young mechanic boy was dying quickly indeed as the red ocean in his nose turned into hard crusty scabs and sealed his breathing off into another dimension. He gasped for air but it was a futile attempt, and he began to see spots from lack of air getting down into his lungs.
"ANSWER ME!"shouted Mordecai again and he slammed Scooter's head into the wall. Scooter's head bursted open like a party favor! The crusted doorways of blood in his nostrils had sealed his head completely allowing it to become pressurized, thus allowing it to burst open like a firework at the littlest incision. The blast threw Mordecai backwards as he stared at Scooter's twitching dead body. Mordecai watched in terror as his red guilt streamed from Scooter's fractured cranium and life evacuated his body like cowardly clowns throwing themselves from the windows of a burning building. The flood of crimson candy red smothered Mordecai's senses and he doubled over and wretched. His stomach bile was quickly swalloed up and pulled underneath the red sea, as was Mordecai's conciousness and all faded to blapck the kind of blapck you see when looking down the drain to find out what is clogging it all of a sudden in the middle of brushibng your teeth (which happened to me a few days ago so I know what i mean)
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mordecai woke up shaking, clean in his room but very shaken up. "Oh my god, oh my god,"he muttered in a half conch shell state. "It was only a dream…u8221 he realized, wiping the cold sweat off his skin. He let out a sigh of releaf as he sunk back into his bed weakly. the drugs were giving him fucked up dreams these days, he thought. He reached into his drug stash to pull out a drug cigarette and take some puffs to take the edge off…but there were no drug cigarettes. the edge of reality was sharp like a steak knife, and it cut into Mordecai's mind like a vicious predator. without the drugs he could barely stand existing anymore. he was just another well marbled peace of steak for reality to flop onto the grill and turn into a tasty dish for its chewing pleasure with some dry wine and asparagus. right now he could see himself on the plate, crying tears of sadness as he looked up to a God that did not care as the fork poked into his juicy body and lifted it up into heaven. a "yum" was heard and he just felt even worse. he fell back into bed. "this fork, it hurts so mucho..."
Brick entered his room. "Mordecai your awake?"he siad.
"Yeah, man, I'm awake, and I had the most effed up dream man…u8221 Mordecai siad, his voice shaking more than a mighty earthquake, yet quietly like the earthquake of a mouse.
"Well of course you did,"siad Brick as-a-matter-of-factly. "Anyone would be wracked with guilt after what you did when you were doing the things last night."
Mordecai's eyes widely, they were so wide, first they were as mighty as tennis balls then as wide as dinner plates and it continued thusly until his eyes were wide open all the way like a great open chasm, bare to the world and all its inhabitants. His eyes were wide open like freshly peeled grapes. "What the fuck're you talkin'about?!"he cried, the skin off his grapes recoiling in horror.
"Don't you even remember what you did last night!?"Brick prostated, taken aback by Mordecai's insolence to not even remember the events that had transpired on the night prior.
"What'd I do!?"Mordecai asped with fear.
Brick sighed and took a deep breath. "You called me at about Midnight last night saying you had done something awful. I went as quickly as I could and saw…that you had killed Scooter. The blod was everywhere. It looked like bandits had done it but it was all you and only you and what you had done was kill Scooter in cold blood, coldest blood. blood colder than that of a reptile's and you know that's really cold because they're cold blooded mammals which is what makes them diffent from you or I. your blood is icier than the artic and that is why you always think your alone because you can't love with your black codl heart"siad Brick as he turned his back away and rubbed his hands to keep them warm again. it was so cold he had to warm up his hands from being too close but not too fast or they would get too warm and catch fire
"Yeah I know that part but what happened after that I don't remember…u8221 siad Mordecai still reeling from the pain of the drug Withdrawls and events that had transcended around him the world was spinning like a carosel but murderous and unpheasant not like the kind a child ride's upon at the fair with the white hoarses and the laughing and dancing. it was more like demons were laugingat him and torcuring him at every turn. the fire of there hatered burned at him and brick turned back around putting his hands closer to it and thinking of maybe having a marshmallow roast but also remembering how mad he was and instead forgot about it and turned tow ard Morcupine with rage and mad.
"Don't push yourself too hard your going to hurt yourself you hurt yourself pretty bad after you lsot consiousness after killing Scooper,"siad Brick. "Well anyways you screamed and cried at me that it was an accident and you didn't mean to so I did what I always do. I helped you clean up. Now there was too much blood and it was soaked into the walls and there were pieces of Scooter everywhere so we couldn't exactly sweep it all up with a broom, so instead I burnt it down with my Incindiary Shopgun."
"Oh my god oh my fuckin god"mordecai
"It's okay clam down"siad Brick. "The house burnt to sashes. It looks like an accident. No one will ever trace the murder back to you and the lawn enforcement guys will not murder you for the murder as righteous and mighty punsihments."
"great, that's just the icing on the gravy isn't it?" siad Mordecycle as he finished talking. "beside i didn't murper him I didn't i didn't mean to kill him!"Mordecai continued to scream and cry like a babe out of its mamas snaking birth tunnel. brick held him as he cried like a lion howls and the moon and Mordecai continued to raise an orchestra of screams and the trumpetings of tears until he tuckered himself out and fell asleep in Buck's arms.
THE END
