Disclaimer:I don't own Harry Potter or Venom or Carnage.

Venom went into an absolute frenzy over Harry's statement and started ranting.

'OOOH NO! I KNOW WHAT YOUR PLANNING TO DO! YOUR GOING TO GO A NEARBY BELL TOWER AND BANG ON IT UNTIL I FALL OFF!'

"Uhh, Venom," said Harry.

'WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU BUCKO! IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M GONNA BRING YOU DOWN! ONCE I RECOVER I'LL BOND WITHT THAT MALFOY TWIT OR SOMEOTHER BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED TWERPAND WE'LL KICK YOUR SOO HARD-'

"VENOM! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT A PERMAMANENT SEPERATION!" bellowed Harry.

'…...........I knew that. Please disregard everything I just said,' said Venom.

"It's all right and I'm sorry if I offended you," said Harry.

'It's all alright, I just...take rejection a little bit hard,' said the symbiote.

'Look, it's what Hermione said, she's made me realize how I've been acting lately. First I run away from the Order, I went gallivanting all over the place looking for trouble and then I left Ron alone to explain my disappearance after I left to fight Carnage. And now I've been beating up people mercisessly because they anger me, wrong me, or if I just want to!'

'I don't get it, what are you trying to say?' asked Venom.

'I'm saying that I'm starting to get drunk off my own power,' said Harry. 'When I first got you, I thought you were the key to defeating Voldemort and I still do, but I've been abusing your power more and more so I think I need a reality check.'

Venom was silent for a moment and said,'You really think that, Harry?'

'Yes, it's something Sirius told me once before he died. With great power comes great

responsibility. If I can't be responsible with you on me, then I don't deserve to have you on me, and maybe then I'm not such a great person in the first place.'

'Harry,' said Venom seriously. 'You should know this, you sir are a good person, sure you might have done some dishonorable deeds, but you are a hero at heart. Especially after everything you went through last year with the Ministry, Umbitch, being slandered, and even with your own freaking godfather killed right in front of your eyes! Most people would have gone insane, evil, or given up if they had to deal with a quarter of the crap in your life but look at you, still here, and marginally sane and on the side of justice!"

Harry was awed for a moment and said,'Venom, thanks, I actually feel a little bit better, I didn't even know you could make a speech like that!'

'I don't, the author came up with that,' responded Venom nonchalantly.

'Huh?' said Harry confused.

'Nothing,' said Venom quickly.

A horrible scream pierced the air as Harry became on alert and started looking around wildly for where the scream came from. Then he saw Katie Bell who was floating in the air motionlessly, arms spread wide, a look of horror on her face.

'Uh oh, Harry we better get her down,' said Venom.

Harry dashed towards at a speed even seasoned athletic runners would have trouble reaching. "Katie, hold on!" said Harry.

Taking an impressive leap he grabbed Katie in mid-air and dragged her down, the necklace on her neck falling down.

Harry turned to Katie's friend Leanne and said,"What happened to her?"

She seemed to be in hysterics and said,"I don't know she just put on that necklace and-"

"I get it I'll go bring her to the Hospital Wing," said Harry picking up Katie bridal style and started running towards Hogwarts.

It wasn't long before he encountered Hagrid who asked,"Arry, what happened?"

"She's been cursed, Hagrid," said Harry. "I need to get her to the Hospital Wing."

"No need to do that, Harry, I'll take her there," said Hagrid. Harry gave Katie to Hagrid who started tredging towards the castle.

'You think she'll be alright?' asked Harry.

'I don't know, I'm not really knowledgeable about curses, but with Madam Promfy I'm sure she'll be okay. But then again she is a minor character so she might get killed off,' said Venom.

'Minor character? Venom what the bloody hell are you talking about?' asked Harry.

'You'll know when you can handle the truth,' said Venom sagely.

Before Harry could press for more info, a explosion went through the air. Suddenly a horrific cackle broke out and with a grim look on his face, Harry muttered,"Oh no."

He turned around ran to the top of a hill to see at least a dozen Death eaters who had apparated onto the scene and started cursing everyone and everything they saw. But that wasn't what Harry truly was worried about. In the middle of them was Carnage who screamed,"TIME TO DO A LITTLE FALL CLEANING! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

'I knew we hadn't seen the last of them,' muttered Venom.

"Less talking, more action," yelled Harry as his clothes morphed into his form fitting symbiote form.

Taking a massive leap, he arrived in the fray.

The Death Eater already seemed to be winning, but soon a few aurors including Tonks appeared to fight them.

Harry quickly came to their aid, firing several impact webbings on they're wand arms and then knocking them out with quick kicks to the head.

However he soon went after the bigger threat, Carnage tackling him from behind.

Or now at least it was her, now. Apparently the symbiote had altered it's appearance to suit Bellatrix's personality.

The symbiote's color was still blood red and black, but now on it's head were several tendrils that fell down like long hair. She also seemed to be wearing a black battle bikini which was really a part of the symbiote altered and thickened. Other than that, Carnage looked pretty much the same.

Venom started snickering and then guffawing at Carnage and said,"Serves you right for bonding with a female you douche!"

Carnage snarled and shrieked,"Your just jealous that I look damn good in a bikini!"

"Did you copy that from Yugioh Abridged? Cause if so, you gotta remember I was playing Yami last time," said Venom.

"Huh?" said Carnage in confusion.

'Where are you getting this from?' asked Harry.

'Not this early Harry,' said Venom.

"Ah screw you, let's fight," screamed Carnage.

"Our thought's exactly," said Harry.

Both symbiotes took a leap towards each other. Carnage extended her/his? Claws toward Harry who shot a blast of webbing at Carnage's face and zip-linned towards it giving the red symbiote a good kick in the stomach.

Carnage staggered for a moment and then struck Harry hard in the head with a punch that sent him sprawling towards the ground. Harry got to his knees but Carnage grabbed him with a couple of constricting tendrils and pulled him in him close.

Harry quickly fired a few impact webs at Carnage's face before which caused Carnage to release him and started pulling the webbing of her face. Harry then quickly hit her with a couple of strong punches including an uppercut, after which Carnage grabbed Harry by the shoulders and gave him a brutal headbutt.

Harry was knocked flat on his back by this and Carnage managed to get the webbing off her face made a leap at him, axe in hand.

Eyes bulging, Harry quickly aimed towards a nearby wall and zip-linned towards it to get away.

'I need a weapon,' he thought.

Generating a copy of his wand, Harry raised it up high and said,"Accio sword!"

Knowing that the sword would take a few minutes to arrive, Harry started to fire a few spells at Carnage.

"Confringo! Incendio!" he yelled firing the flame based spells.

Carnage easily dodged them all and said,"If that's all you can think off, then you probably shouldn't use that thing at all!"

'Damn, she's right,' thought Harry who returned the wand back into a pocket.

Carnage then generated her own wand and said,"Now, allow me to show you how a true wizard-"

Harry snatched the wand with a web-line saying,"Yoink!" And then broke it into two with his fist.

Carnage stared at him for a moment and said,"You did not just do that."

"Now we're even," said Harry.

Now, the sword of Godric Gryfindor had arrived and Harry grabbed it with his right arm and said,"Ha! And just so you know, I've been practicing with this thing!"

Carnage responded by creating a edged axe in her right hand, and a sword in the other.

".......I'm so lucky this sword fires lasers," said Harry.

Harry and Carnage charged at each other. Carnage started by throwing the axe at Harry who used his sword to fire a bolt of energy/lightning that caused the axe to explode. Carnage then started swinging her ssword at Harry with unrestrained fury. Harry countered by using a more polished version of sword fighting. Eventually Harry managed to best her and with a well aimed kick, knocked her own sword out of her hand.

Slamming his own sword on the ground, Harry balanced on it with one hand, and then gave Carnage a sick kick in the jaw and then followed up by pulling his sword out of the ground and firing an energy blast at her.

She collapsed and Harry quickly got his symbiote wand and fired several incendio spells at her.

She shrieked in pain from the flames and Harry transformed into his monstrous form hoping to finish her off and said,"And for the grand finale-"

He didn't finish because Carnage let out a horrible screech and tackled Venom with blind fury. She started slashing at his chest, hoping to get at the less than invulnerable flesh of Harry. She almost reached for his skin when Venom grabbed her left arm and then bit down, hard. Unlike last time when he bit Voldemort, green acidic ooze pured out his teeth and into Bellatrix's body.

Carnage let out a yell of pain and jumped off Venom and said,"What hell did you do?"

Venom smirked and said,"Poisoned your host, and perhaps even you."

Carnage growled and then clutched her left wincing. "Grr, I can cure this, but I'll need time for that. Could get a new host, but I only like crazies." Growling, Carnage glared at Venom and said,"You got a lucky break this time, next time I will kill you!"

Venom sneered and said,"Please, your not even as strong as you used to be."

Carnage ensnared Venom's neck with a tendril and spung him around for a bit and yelled,"I can still do this!"

Carnage threw him into Honeydukes and apparated away to fight off the poison somewhere else.

Venom moaned dizzily and said,"Uhh, where am I now?"

He looked around to see he was surrounded by chocolate chip cookies! "Yay!" cheered Venom. "Cookies!"

He ate a few couple dozen cookies and then walked out of the store. He then shrunk down to his more form fitting suit and looked around to see if there were still any Death Eaters around.

Suddenly he heard a couple of sounds that sounded suspiciously like curses being fired.

Venom took a leap into the air and landed on a building and quickly surveyed the area from where he heard the sound.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw it. Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Luna were gathered together and trying to fend at least 6 Death Eaters. Ron and Hermione were down with several cuts on them and Ginny had been knocked back by some sort of curse. This left Luna to fight off the rest by herself.

However, Harry wouldn't have it. Taking aim, he fired web-lines at the Death Eaters from behind and yanked them away from Luna.

Venom jumped, did a flip in mid-air and landed next to the Death Eaters. One of them got up, but Venom quickly kicked the man in the head knocking him out. Another tried to fire a few curses at him but they had little effect on Venom's tough body and he slugged the man away with one blow from his fist.

Two of them tried to fire the Killing Curse at him. Venom zip-lined to a nearby wall to evade, not wanting to risk whether or not he could be killed by said curse. Venom then took a massive leap and fired a barrage of impact webbing at them from above. The Death Eaters tried to run away from the webs all the remaining ones were caught in some way and were unable to move.

Venom grabbed two of them, lifted them up, and smashed them together, knocking them out and breaking a quite a few bones in them. A Death Eater pointed his at Venom and bellowed,"Avad-"

Venom grabbed his wand hand, twisted it up while breaking the man's hand and wand, and then kicked him in the chest, sending him painfully to lala land.

Venom looked at the last one. He had dropped his wand when he was web yanked and was without anything to fight Venom.

Venom sneered evilly at the trembling Death Eater, brought up his drooling toungey face towards his and said,"Boo."

The man screamed like a little girl, turned tail and ran heafirst into a wall, knocking himself out.

Venom snickered and went over to Luna and helped her up. "You okay?" he asked, with a tone of concern in his ferocious voice.

She nodded and said,"I'm fine Venom."

Then without warning, he was attacked from behind by several stunner's. Turning around he saw that it was several auror's who attacked him.

Venom raised his hands in a "I come in peace" way and said,"Hey, wait, this isn't what it looks like!"

"Keep your hands in the air, monster!" one of them yelled.

"Listen to us, we're not the bad guy!" said Venom.

"Fire!" another one yelled.

They started firing spells at Venom who jumped to dodge them, zip-linned toward a roof and said,"Sorry my good men, but I don't do surrender."

Venom dashed until he thought he was out of sight for a moment and became invisible. He went behind a door and morphed back into Harry.

"I can't believe they did that!" said Harry in indignation.

'One of them had to at least see us fight off those Death Eaters! I can't believe it but we're outlaws!' said Venom.

'How ironic is this? First they love me, then they hate me, then they love me, and now they hate and love me!' said Harry.

'The Wizarding World is that screwed up, that or your luck is that bad, or maybe just a little bit of both,' said Venom.

"I think it's both," muttered Harry.

Days passed along with an article in the Daily Prophet about the attack. And to Harry and Venom's displeasure they were now considered enemies of the wizarding world and were to be brought in dead or alive.

After seeing another memory with Dumbledore, he started walking back to his dormitory in low spirits.

'Hey Harry, wanna go explore the castle?' suggested Venom in a attempt to raise his host's spirit.

'…......Don't feel like it,' said Harry morosely.

'Oh my god, DON'T YOU DARE GO EMO!' yelled Venom realizing what was happening to Harry.

'I'm not....all right your right, I'm becoming emo,' said Harry in defeat.

'Great, just perfect! And when I thought we could sink no lower! Gahhh, I don't know how the hell we're gonna fix this. The ministry's after me, Voldemort's after us, Carnage wants to gut us, and we still haven't killed a major bad guy. God, we need some good news or something!' ranted Venom.

'You wanna go to the Room of Requirement and see if we can get to a happy place?' asked Harry randomly.

'Eh, why not?'

Harry sneaked his way into the special room and when he entered he found that someone else was also inside.

"Luna?" said Harry in surprise.

"Hello, Harry," she said smiling.

Omake 1: Disney affects Potterverse

…..............No that's too horrible for even me to write about.

Omake 2: What if Slughorn really did think Harry was a Pokemon?

Venom was swinging around Hogwarts, minding his own business when Slughorn saw him and gasped. "Merlin's beard! It's a Pokemon!"

Taking out Master Ball, the Professor smirked and said,"Your mine, Master Ball go!"

He threw the ball at Venom which hit him in the head, causing him to fall.

"Darn it, the ball must be a dud!" said Slughorn in frustration.