Yo! Sorry for not updating lately… I didn't know how to approach with Wes but than something hit me :D! Just look forward to more pairings in this story :] Review! Suggest anything you want I'll take it into consideration.
A Test only Soul can pass
Blair POV
A/N I know Blair wasn't really in the story but I've been trying to put her in but it never worked out, she belongs to Sky Lights and is usually a back up singer, she's really close with Maka :P Sorry if this surprised you!
Recently I haven't been at work at all, not like Maka really needs me to sing back-up or anything. I didn't noticed they were on tour until I was about to get it on in bed with my friend when his TV flashed Maka's face and a quick summary of what she and her band have been doing. Than I noticed that my two week vacation ended a week ago.
I was walking around on back stage looking for them, even I have no pass or anything… Well they will understand! I heard familiar voices, a girl's and a guy's. I looked over, hiding behind a curtain and saw Maka with a man with white hair I only saw his back though. He seemed stern, mature, and the serious type when it comes to love. That is so not my type, but he's still hot. How come he sounded familiar? Oh well I'll just wait in the tour bus.
I ran outside and saw Jerry (a/n bus driver if you don't remember) and yelled, "Hey, Jer-bear! Open the door for me please?" I begged. He opened it on command and said, "Welcome Back princess Blair!" "Glad to be!" I walked in and saw a white headed man again. "Who are you?" he questioned. "I'm Blair Sky Light's back up singer! And your that guy that was talking to Maka a while go in secret behind the curtain! Oh hoho you two must be going out!" I said to try to get some info on this guy without being suspicious.
He gave me a weird look, "I am going out with Maka, but I wasn't talking with her backstage behind the curtain or anything like that. And if we were we wouldn't be talking." He said defensively. Than there was a silence… He lit up and ran out the bus in panic. What a dumbass… there's a restroom in the bus to.
Soul POV
If I wasn't talking to Maka who was? "Damn that Wes taking advantage of this concert!" I murmured running back stage to find Maka. I was sweating from running around wastefully, even though me and Maka aren't really dating I still believe I have feelings for her.
"Great! Contact me when you talk to your friends about it alright?" I heard Wes than I dashed to into the general area I heard the voice in. I saw Maka shaking hands with Wes, he had a fake smile trying to look nice. "Okay thanks for the offer I'll get back on you with that!" Maka said, than she whispered something into Wes's ear knowing that I was behind her. After she backed away Wes was lefted there stunned slightly then he had a grin on his face.
"Hey Soul, why are you all sweaty and panty?" She asked. I didn't want to say that I was looking for you because my evil brother might try to kidnap you and take you away, was I? "Oh you know just playing tag with Black Star! Hahaha… he hasn't gotten to me yet!" I lied smirking. I could tell she knew I was lying but she didn't care.
We walked outside to go to our tour bus and saw lots of fans and people taking pictures, I quickly swung my arm around her shoulder and walked over slowly to the bus. It felt nice to have her under my arm for some reason, Maka also looked comfortable and we walked through fans who would die to meet some of us. "Soul was that man your older brother?" Maka suddenly asked. What do I say?
"Yes Maka he was" I said softly and a more sadden look on my face. "I don't like him" she said suddenly again. I was stunned and surprised as we stopped at the tour bus's entrance. "How come…?" I was dieing to know this, not that I was offended that she doesn't like him ,but what would make her dislike someone when she meets them.
"He wasn't real." she said it simple and straight out, than walked up the stairs of the massive tour bus. What?… he's not real? Is she crazy or stupid. I ran up the stairs to ask what she meant. "Maka! What do you mean by that?" I yelled at her than everyone looked at me than at Maka. "MAKA! DARLING I MISS YOU!" I heard a high pitch annoying voice yell.
"Blair?" Maka was surprised. "How was you extended vacation?" Maka said while grinning. "Ohhh about that… I'm sorry! I met a guy and you know when I meet guys…" "I know." "So do I!" "Mhmm we all know." Liz and Patty also said as Kid nodded his head in agreement. "But anyway Maka! You have a boyfriend?" everyone looked at Blair, than remembered that me and Maka were pretending.
"Actually Soul isn-" "YES! She does! It's Soul, aren't they just cute and perfect together?" Liz yelled and Patty covered Maka's mouth. "Hmmm they are pretty cute together I must admit… BUT YOU HAVE TO PASS MY TEST TO DATE MAKA FIRST!" "Ehhhh?" I said. "Oh god…" Liz said. "What test?" I said curiously, "The test ~" Liz replied.
Liz POV
Three years ago…
"Maka… I have something to say!" "What is it James?" Maka said as they laid under the moonlight that shined brightly on them. "F-for a long time I've always thought you were cute and irresistible, and I just want to say I l-love you! Will you please dat-"
"HOLD THE FUCK UP!" the same high pitch annoying voice came out. Maka sighed and face palmed herself into her knees as she curled up. "Wh-who the hell are you?"
James asked. "I'm BLAIR! Maka's love advisor! And I haven't approved of you!" Blair said glaring at the young thirteen year-old boy trying to confess his love. Blair was three years older than Maka, so she couldn't control her love life the way she wanted to.
"Oi Blair! Stop it your ruining Maka's life besides I was recording and you interrupted!" I yelled. "Guys… you make me hate life and trying to find a boyfriend before I turn fifth teen!" Maka said with a how-many-times-do-we-have-to-talk-about-this voice. "It's okay Maka if he passes the TEST than I will approve of him!" Blair said.
"First up! What do you think when you see this?" Blair pulled out a picture of Maka in a bikini. James had a nosebleed. "BLAIR!" Maka yelled but Patty and Liz held her back. "FAIL! And this is for your own good Maka!" James looked embarrassed. "Now round two! If Maka was getting hit on by a guy way hotter then you, than what would you do? A: Let the guy take her?
B: Punch him and call what's yours?
C: Go to a nearby love motel with him and have a threesome?
D: Be a pussy and ask him nicely to go away?
PICK ONE NOW BOI!" Blair yelled.
"I-I pick B!" "FAIL WRONG ANSWER! THE ANSWER WAS C! Obviously you can't beat the guy up so just share Maka and rape her!" Maka sighed and gave up trying. James ran off and never came back ever… Back to present time…
Soul POV
"Wow… you never dated anyone til' you turned 15?" I questioned Maka. "I never got a chance to date at all…" Maka replied sadly. "Tough life" "Okay Soul-kun! Let's begin round one!".
"What do you think when you see this?" Blair holding a picture of Maka when she was in a bikini at the age of 12. At first I thought cute than I said, "Girl with tiny tits trying to make them big by photo shopping them to slightly adjust it bigger from A-cup to B-cup. But in the end it's just a tiny A-cup bookworm, not like the difference mattered" I replied sharply with my intel of boobs and photo shopping. "Wow! Correct answer! 10 points for you!"
"Makaaaa…. CHOP! MAKA CHOP! MAKA CHOPPPP! MAKA CHOPPPPPP!"
My head was bursting with blood after four chops, I was unconscious until Blair flashed a picture of Maka from not so long along in a bikini. I flew two feet using my nose bleed but it woke me up at least.
"Round two! A guy way hotter than you starts to hit on Maka while your next to her, what would you do?
A: Let the guy take her?
B: Punch him and call what's yours?
C: Go to a nearby love motel with him and have a threesome?
D: Be a pussy and ask him nicely to go away?
Easy question… "That obviously would never exist because I'm the hottest man alive!" I smirked, "But what if? Their was someone who was hitting on Maka in front of you?" I gave it a thought. "As a good boyfriend like me, I would tell the guy to back off because Maka's feelings wouldn't waver for me if she loves me, so my answer was none of those."
I saw Maka blush, Tsubaki and Liz awing. Everyone was grinning and smirking, how come? Blair looked at him, then she walked away and laid on one of the couches. "Hey aren't we in the middle of a test? Where ya going?" I questioned her. Then everyone started to go back to their tour bus lives like nothing happened. "Hey where are you guys going? We're not done here yet!" I yelled.
"Got any threes?" Kidd asked Liz, "Go fish." "Giraffe! Giraffe! I love them so much! Look Maka I made this one!" "You guys… are so annoying some times" I said and sat on the couch next to Maka. She laid her head on my lap and silently fell asleep as out bus headed to Washington.
How should I actually confess to her?… Did I even pass? Oh, well… I should get some sleep.
8 hours later…
I was having a dream about where I was hugging vanilla ice cream. It was so soft and cold, it smelt nice was the best part. I didn't let go in stead I mumbled in my half-sleep mode saying "I love you vanilla…marry me!"
I was half awake when I heard voices talking and people saying "shhhhh!" I was laying down, and was hugging my ice cream bar. My eyelids were closed but I can still see some flashes going on. I opened them and saw Liz taking pictures, Blair with a video camera, Kid drawing me and Black Star taunting everyone.
"What are you guys doing?" I said rubbing my eyes. Than I looked down to see Maka was my giant vanilla ice cream bar and I was all over her. My right arm was her pillow, my left leg over her legs a little bit and my stomach was touching her back. She was still asleep. Then I took the situation in. Cameras, flashes, taunting Star, drawing/painting Kid.
'HEY YOU BITCHES WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" I yelled rolling on top of Maka. It looked like I was pinning her to the couch in a assault like way. I woke Maka up which was the last thing I wanted to do. "Soul? What are you doing on top of me?" than she noticed everything. "Wait Maka let me explain! I was just falling asleep last night and I forgot to go to my-" Maka was extremely red. "MAKA CHOP!"
I flew across the bus and a fountain of blood once again. Blair walked up to me and mumbled something. "..I approve…you pass".
I'm so sorry for being late and what not! Please review! Tell me if you like this chapter because I didn't know what to do with this story but than some vanilla ice cream hit me so I got a huge idea from it! REVIEW!
