Largofan: Don't own, don't sue, no money
- Start -
"Gabriel," Cas hisses, having listened to the older angel and gone to sleep only to wake up with a problem.
"What?" the older angel asks.
"My vessel is malfunctioning. I'm swelling!" he says, shifting uncomfortably and the Archangel whirls around, scanning the younger angel over before his eyes roll in disbelief.
"Really Castiel? You've never had a boner before?" he asks and blue eyes blink at him.
"What is a boner?"
"An erection. You do know how babies are made, right?" Gabriel asks in exasperation as the younger angel frowns.
"But there are no receptive females in the room," he says and Gabriel wonders if Michael let the young angel fall out of heaven and land on his head or just kept him locked up.
"There don't need to be, you were probably dreaming of Largo and your vessel thought she was here," the brunette explains.
"Then why did I start preparing for mating? I was dreaming that she was preening my wings," the black haired angel asks, blushing slightly.
"Cause you apparently know nothing and your subconscious is all for seeding Largo's clouds so it went with the next closest act. Watch this, I need a drink," Gabriel says and snaps his fingers. He disappears and the TV now had a scantily clad red head on it who is quickly joined by a dark haired man.
- End -
Largofan: I love confused Castiel and I highly doubt Dean or Sam would explain it to him, which leaves older brother Gabriel to do it
