"HIJO DE PUTA! We've been here for a month and I'm freezing off my huevos!"-Salvador.
Indeed we've been here for a month yet we've got nothing to show for it. We came with almost a hundred raiders and we've lost at least fifteen already. Everyone was freezing except for four of us: Vix, who was wrapped in my arms, and my mother, who was cozy in my dad's lap. Even Zer0 was shivering in his thermo suit. We suddenly heard a large belch, a rush of heat, and a woman screaming. We all looked towards the source of the scream. My mom was patting the flames out of her hair. "Hu hu, pretty siren lady on fire."-Krieg. This was normal between them. Once in a while my dad's sane mind takes a nap and let's the psycho out to spend time with my mom. These moments were sweet and cute in a disturbing and emotionally/mentally scarring way. The Psycho has very little self control. He would grab my mom's butt and breasts a lot and would sometimes try to take off her clothes randomly. If it was someone else I wouldn't mind as much because let's face it, my mom is one of the sexiest women I have ever seen, but, she's my MOM! These moments when the Psycho is free can bring some good things. He's taught me how to use my eridium abilities like releasing a large amount of energy from my body without killing myself and breathing fire. Vix thought that was pretty cool though. After my mom got the fire out from her hair, I laughed a little and Vix slapped me and made me look at her. "Don't you even think about it," she said while giving my a look that said 'if you do that I will kill you.' I nodded and kissed her. "Alright everyone time for bed! Azteco, you and your team are on scout duty tomorrow, but be careful. Zer0, report your find."-Axton. "Enormous blizzard is coming," Zer0 stated without his normal haiku. Azteco nodded as we all got into our digistruct cottages in the large cave system we were currently inhabiting. "I thought the bullymongs were bad on Pandora. The ones here are massive," Vix complained as we got ready to crawl into our bed. "Is it alright if I wear a thermal again tonight?"-Vix. "Hahaha of course, my dear."-me. I walked over to her, wrapped my arms around her, and kissed her. After all this time with her, she still makes me feel like I'm the only one in the world with her. I picked her up and put her in the bed as she let out a little squeal. When we both got in bed I whispered in her ear, "You know I'll let you do whatever you want as long as I can call you mine and can fall asleep with you in my arms." She let out a little giggle and I saw her start to blush. "Goodnight, my beautiful Pandoran sun," as I said this, I kissed the back of her head and went to sleep.
