Hello everyone! It's been a while. Sorry! Thank you everyone for supporting this story and writing reviews, even with my terrible updating. This is a short story, but I hope you like it. Please review and all that because it helps to motivate me to write. I write faster when I have a good idea, so if you have any suggestions, feel free to PM me or write a review. I hope you enjoy and I shall see you soon!
-BloodyTeddyBear
Baby Problem?
"Why is it always them?" Levy complained.
"I know they would be a cute couple, but this is so annoying." Mirajane commented.
"I'm sure I would be fine if this happened to Gray, he's always naked anyways." Cana stated.
"Hey!" Gray shouted.
"This is just nonsense!" Evergreen screamed.
"Why do Natsu and Lucy always get into problems like these?" Gajeel moaned.
"I wanna be the victim!" Happy interjected.
"This isn't manly!" Elfman claimed.
"I understand turning into cats, but babies?" Mirajane screeched. "They can't even kiss or anything without it looking bad."
"Is that what you should be worrying about?" Erza asked quietly.
"Mama!" Lucy yelled while pulling on Erza's shoulder.
"Mommy!" Natsu whined as he grabbed her hair.
"Attu!" Lucy pointed at baby Natsu.
"Lulu!" Natsu pointed at baby Lucy and tugged on her hair bow.
"Appy!" Lucy grabbed happy's tail and pulled harshly.
"Ice-man!" Natsu slapped Gray's face.
"Oi, flame head, you wanna fight?"
"Gray, don't fight with babies." Erza threatened.
"What was the cause of it this time, I'll start researching the cure." Levy sighed.
"Another one of Mira's potions." Erza answered.
"I was testing a potion to have them make babies." Mirajane defended.
"Eww." Wendy backed into the corner away from Mira.
"It would have been easier to get them both drunk." Cana slurred. At that point, half of the members of the guild ran away for fear of Mira's new matchmaking ideas. Levy sneaked into the library with the potion to research the reversal ingredients.
"What do we do with them?" Gray asked as he stared at the two babies 'talking' to each other and poking each other's faces.
"You'll have to take care of them until levy finds a cure." Evergreen suggested. "You will." She mocked and walked out of the door with the Thunder God Tribe following her.
"Where's Lisanna? She always liked children." Elfman pondered.
"She is sick, remember?" Mirajane said and tears started to our out of her eyes. "Our brave little sister, taking on her illness all alone." She added proudly. "I'm going to see her!" And she rushed out of the guild.
"Juvia doubts that she would have been of much help anyways." Juvia piped.
"Oh, Juvia! You can take care of them, right?" Gray asked as he presented the two babies to Juvia.
"Juvia would love to take care of them, Gray-sama asked for Juvia's help. Does that mean Gray-sama wants Juvia to take care of his future children? Does Gray-sama love Juvia..." She rambled and eventually fainted.
"There goes our baby-sitter." Happy giggled. "What should we do now?" Then Natsu erupted into a ball of fire.
"Levy!" They chorused.
"What?" She asked groggily.
"Did you figure it out yet, we have a problem!" Gray added.
"Oh, yeah." She rubbed her eyes.
"Did you fall asleep, shrimp?" Gajeel teased.
"No..." Levy trailed off.
"What is the cure?" Erza commanded.
"There is none."
"What?" They shouted.
"No worries, it wears off after thirty-minutes." She grinned.
"Where are my clothes..." Lucy asked.
"You Popsicle, you drugged me didn't you?" Natsu groaned. "You stole my clothes too?"
"Here are your clothes, Lucy. And Natsu. Gray didn't steal your clothes, you turned into a baby." Levy said as she handed Lucy her clothes.
"Oh, that makes sense. I always dreamed that I would be a baby one day." Natsu said dreamily.
"No you didn't, Natsu." Happy corrected as he handed Natsu his clothes.
"Right."
"Idiot."
"What did you say, snowman?"
"And that is why my guild is the best-suited to babysit for your kids." Makarov finished his story for the new commercial.
The director slapped his face and yelled. "Cut!"
DONE! And that was a short one... And late one...And random... I'm sorry! The end of the school year is nearing and I've had a lot of end of the year projects to do. Hopefully it was decent and enjoyable. Please review and all that goodness. I shall see you soon!
-BloodyTeddyBear
