A/N: AAAAND WE'RE BACK! AFTER WHO-KNOWS-HOW-LONG, I FINALLY GOT OFF MY BUTT AND TYPED ANOTHER CHAPTER! WHO CARES ABOUT THE THREE OF LEGEND OR ZELDA REQUESTS?!
Fans: WE DO!
WELL SUCKS FOR YOU! ANYWAYS, HERE!
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo!
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Demon: HIYA PEEPS! VIO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BUT SHADOW HEROINE OF TIME MADE HIM GO INSANE AGAIN SO GREEN'S GONNA FILL IN!
Green: Wait, are we interviewing Saria?
Demon: Yes we are!
Saria: Hello! Are you ready?
Green: O o O (Starts drooling)
Demon: EWWWWWW! THAT'S SICK! (Barfs in trash can in a Tingle-free bathroom)
Saria: Huh? What's wrong?
Green: Huh? OH UH NOTHING! (Blushes)
Demon: Excuse us for a second. (Drags Green to Tingle-free bathroom)
Green: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Demon: DUDE! FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S THE FREAKING SAGE OF FOREST! SECOND OF ALL, SHE'S GONNA BE A KID FOREVER! YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HER!
Green: WHAT?! O_O
Demon: You heard me!
Demon and Green: (Walk back to seat)
Saria: Is everything alright?
Green: O_O'
Demon: Yes it is! Right, Green?
Green: O_O'
Demon: (Gives Green Back-Handed Slap of Shame)
Green: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Saria: O_O Um, I guess I should be going... (Runs away screaming)
Demon: SARIAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GREAT JOB GREEN!
Green: WHAT DID I DO?!
Demon: YOU SCARED OFF OUR GUEST! NOW WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOME ASK THE AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!
1. Am I insane?
A. O_O (Rocks in cornrer, scared to death)
B. Nope.
C. YOU CRAY CRAY GIRL!
2. Should I have an obsession with a type of food BESIDES cucco burgers?
A. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? CUCCO BURGERS RULE!
B. If you want to.
C. HOW ABOUT RED POTION OR LON LON MILK?
3. Am I funny?
A. YES YOU ARE AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
B. You stink at humor. Now go be a good little author and write The Three of Legend so you can type the side-story sequel which will be a crossover with-SLAP!
Demon: SHUT UP B! DON'T GIVE IT AWAY!
C. Sure.
Demon: D':
A/N: YOU MUST ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! (No! I promise I will NEVER do that in my life! I'm NOT like that!) See ya'll next time with a moblin from Ocarina of Time!
