A/N: AAAAND WE'RE BACK! AFTER WHO-KNOWS-HOW-LONG, I FINALLY GOT OFF MY BUTT AND TYPED ANOTHER CHAPTER! WHO CARES ABOUT THE THREE OF LEGEND OR ZELDA REQUESTS?!

Fans: WE DO!

WELL SUCKS FOR YOU! ANYWAYS, HERE!

Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo!

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Demon: HIYA PEEPS! VIO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BUT SHADOW HEROINE OF TIME MADE HIM GO INSANE AGAIN SO GREEN'S GONNA FILL IN!

Green: Wait, are we interviewing Saria?

Demon: Yes we are!

Saria: Hello! Are you ready?

Green: O o O (Starts drooling)

Demon: EWWWWWW! THAT'S SICK! (Barfs in trash can in a Tingle-free bathroom)

Saria: Huh? What's wrong?

Green: Huh? OH UH NOTHING! (Blushes)

Demon: Excuse us for a second. (Drags Green to Tingle-free bathroom)

Green: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Demon: DUDE! FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S THE FREAKING SAGE OF FOREST! SECOND OF ALL, SHE'S GONNA BE A KID FOREVER! YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HER!

Green: WHAT?! O_O

Demon: You heard me!

Demon and Green: (Walk back to seat)

Saria: Is everything alright?

Green: O_O'

Demon: Yes it is! Right, Green?

Green: O_O'

Demon: (Gives Green Back-Handed Slap of Shame)

Green: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Saria: O_O Um, I guess I should be going... (Runs away screaming)

Demon: SARIAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GREAT JOB GREEN!

Green: WHAT DID I DO?!

Demon: YOU SCARED OFF OUR GUEST! NOW WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOME ASK THE AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!

1. Am I insane?

A. O_O (Rocks in cornrer, scared to death)

B. Nope.

C. YOU CRAY CRAY GIRL!

2. Should I have an obsession with a type of food BESIDES cucco burgers?

A. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? CUCCO BURGERS RULE!

B. If you want to.

C. HOW ABOUT RED POTION OR LON LON MILK?

3. Am I funny?

A. YES YOU ARE AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!

B. You stink at humor. Now go be a good little author and write The Three of Legend so you can type the side-story sequel which will be a crossover with-SLAP!

Demon: SHUT UP B! DON'T GIVE IT AWAY!

C. Sure.

Demon: D':

A/N: YOU MUST ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! (No! I promise I will NEVER do that in my life! I'm NOT like that!) See ya'll next time with a moblin from Ocarina of Time!