The Focus Miscommunication

Penny walked into 4A after her trip, back from Las Vegas with Amy and Bernadette. She didn't tell anyone she was coming over. She didn't knock. She didn't wait for any acknowledgement. She didn't say anything in the way of a greeting as she made her way over to the couch. She just walked past the coffee table and flopped down in Sheldon's spot.

Leonard was more than annoyed. Deep in thought, he really didn't register that Penny had come into the apartment. He couldn't have been happier when his roommate and his other friends decided to watch a marathon of all the Planet of the Apes movies both the classics starting in the 70's and the newer ones. It had been Sheldon's idea considering he couldn't get Raj and Howard to agree that besides the obvious difference in the costume makeup, a point he wouldn't easily give in on considering the original movie garnered an Oscar, that the originals were far better than the remakes. Leonard just put his head in his hands and now sat at his computer working on a particularly troublesome equation from work.

Penny let out a deep sigh. "This thing about taking a job seriously really sucks. You wouldn't believe it. We went all the way to Vegas and I had to sit in the room and study for this damn job… I mean… it's a really cool job… if I can actually pull it off… it's got to be a better job than the crap at the Cheesecake Factory or trying to please that incredible ASS of a Director on that stupid movie… I mean… its ALL acting right? … but… REALLY? We were there to have some fun."

Leonard bit deeper into the number two pencil that was lodged between his teeth. "Why doesn't this balance? You would think that someone that has an I.Q. of 173 could get this to balance… I mean… sure, Sheldon is better at the math… but it shouldn't be all that difficult".

Penny huffed. "I had this really cute outfit… you should have seen it… It was all silvery and black… and lacey… and SHORT! I was showin ALL KINDS of leg… I was really rockin that thing…. And the shoes!.. Those were the BEST!... not the most comfortable mind you… but oh my god… they were so cute!... there was absolutely no way we weren't gonna get into ANY club we wanted to get into… You are one LUCKY man Leonard Hofsadter…"

Leonard tilted his head a bit looking at the screen of his laptop. "You know, this was NOT how this weekend was supposed to go… we were all supposed to be working on some of our old ideas on how to come up with some big scientific breakthrough that would make mankind better … and maybe make us rich".

Penny got up from the couch and went over to the fridge to get something to drink. She opened the door and bent over to take inventory. She knew better than to take something from Sheldon's shelf, it would just make things horrible for Leonard and probably get her a strike to boot. She settled on two bottles of water and uncapped one of them right there and took a long sip. "You would think there was some kind of a curse on us… the first time Bernadette Amy and I tried to go to Vegas… Amy punched out that TSA agent… Well that wasn't really the first time… it was just the first time we tried to go to Vegas and actually made it to the airport… the FIRST time Bernadette and I tried to get Amy to go to Vegas was before Bernadette got married… Unfortunately… the only thing Amy wanted to do in the desert was get naked and paint each other with MUD!" Penny walked back over to Leonard's desk and put down the other bottle of water she took from the fridge. "There was just no way in HELL we were going to do THAT!" Penny continued back around the coffee table and sat back down on the couch.

Leonard took the bottle of water and unscrewed the cap and took a long sip before recapping the bottle and placing it back down on his desk. "There is just NO way those guys wanted to get serious about doing any serious work… every time we started to make suggestions… we got off track".

Penny leaned her head against her fist of her left hand resting her elbow on the arm of the couch. "I got this STUPID call form my boss Dan… he said that they were moving up my Field report… and I was planning on studying all that drug stuff when we got BACK from Vegas… but… NOOOoooo… somehow I got this guilty feeling and decided to study THERE!... IN VEGAS! … instead of going out and having a good time with the girls and cramming for the report the next day… DAMN YOU for making me into a NERD."

Leonard just sat and stared at the screen of his computer once again. He ran his hands through his hair. "We started with our old ideas… it really is amazing how sexually deprived we were…and you have absolutely no idea how many movies we have watched that kept creeping into the discussions… the guys always wanted to go back and watch them… We wound up watching one of the back to the future movies to look at some ideas about hover-boards and stuff and then had a big argument about what… might – have – had – have – happened!" Leonard frowned as he thought of his words and put up a finger and counted the different steps in the air. "At least I think that's what it was…" His words trailed off as he continued to think back on the discussion.

Penny sighed. "The girls came back at one point and they were absolutely BOMBED! Bernadette was so cute… she was sucking on a straw… she even gave a cocktail waitress a HUNDRED DOLLAR chip for a tip… course, she didn't know what the hell she was doing… and AMY… all she wanted to do was watch a fake Barry Manilow guy… Fairly Manilow… Kinda sounds like all the Elvis impersonators… But there I was.. sitting there at the desk… with my lap top open… rockin out the room in my cute outfit… STUDYING!"

Leonard attempted to change some of the terms of the equation he was working on and then flipped through some of his results to make sure he didn't enter a wrong value somewhere. "After watching Back to the future, we even went to my lab to cut down on the distractions… at one point, we put duct tape on our arms and pulled it off… along with our arm hair… if anyone got off topic… Raj was worried about the girl that does his eyebrows at one point… "

Penny giggled. "You know… things got pretty funny for a minute there… Amy stole my lap top and ran into the walk in closet… Bernadette wondered if I was going to go chase her for it… then ran after Amy herself… after they decided that they couldn't get out of the room… through the CLOSET… they came out and made me go with them to this club they found… apparently there was a show with Australian strippers…"

Leonard closed the pad he had his data scribbled on. "It was… just… SO… infuriating… they were talking about cocktail wieners… and Vienna… And then looked up countries that looked like genetalia and Raj clicked on a picture on one guys Junk that looked like DenMARK!..."

Penny smiled thinking about Amy and Bernadette. "We wound up going to that club… Bernadette wanted to see if the Stripper Guys Junk twirled in the opposite direction…"

All of a sudden, they both heard what the other had said.

Penny turned her head when she heard the word 'Junk'. "You were looking at guys JUNK?"

Leonard spun in in his chair to look over to where Penny was sitting. "STRIPPERS junk?"

Penny cocked her head and frowned. Were you listening to ANYTHING I said?"

Leonard looked confused and then just a little guilty. "Well… Ummmm… Not really… SOoooo… how was Vegas?" The last words came out at a little higher pitch than the rest.

Penny flopped her head back on the couch. "Ugh… you never listen… What were you looking at guys JUNK for anyway?... do I have to worry? Are there some REALLY scary skeletons rattling around in some closet you're gonna jump out of?"

Leonard looked horrified. "WHAT? NOOOOooo… I wasn't looking at anything… But you went OUT with some strippers?"

Penny looked over and giggled. "Yeah… you were listening all right… we didn't go out WITH strippers… Amy and Bernadette took me to a club to SEE some strippers… I even took my lap top and did some studying while I was there…. And it was studying DRUG stuff… not studying anybody's JUNK!"

Leonard got out of his chair and came over and sat beside Penny on the couch. "I wasn't studying anyone's JUNK… OKAY? And If YOU were listening to anything… I… was talking about, you would have realized that it was the GUYS that were looking at all the Junk… I was trying to get and KEEP everyone on point all night."

Penny ran her fingers through Leonard's hair. "Good to know… How'd that turn out?" She scooted over a little closer to her fiancé.

Leonard smiled at the closer contact. "Well… as it turned out… we wound up coming back here and watching Ghost Busters, … The first one… not the sequel…" Leonard leaned in and gave Penny a kiss just below her right ear as she tilted her head exposing more of her neck and smiled with her tongue between her teeth. "SOooo… what was with the strippers?"

Penny moaned acceptance to the kiss and moved her hands to Leonard's chest. "MMmmm… just standard stripper stuff… they took stuff off… stuff from the crowd came flying back on stage… mostly bras and panties and stuff… Bernadette crawled up on stage and stuffed a wad of one dollar bills in one of their G-strings… you know… next to HIS wad…"

Leonard smiled with a devilish thought. "Really? … What was that like for you?..." He stood and started to swivel his hips.

Penny giggled. "Hold on…" She hoped she could see where this was going to go. She reached into her back pocked and pulled out her phone and quickly leafed through a few play lists and picked one out then placed her phone with the speaker turned on… onto the table next to the couch. "Okay… continue…"

Leonard smiled and took off his t-shirt and twirled it around his head and tossed it toward Penny. Penny was a little surprised and managed a squeak. "Ooooh!..." She then smiled. "Yeah Baby!... take it OFF!" She sat holding on tight to the t-shirt.

Leonard smiled and shook his chest at her then unbuttoned his jeans and turned around… slowly pulling them down… wiggling his fanny at the love of his life. He managed to get his pants off over his sneakers and tossed them at Penny as well. "Is this when things were tossed back on stage?"

Penny took the cue and pulled her shirt over her head and tossed it at Leonard. Leonard completely missed it as it sailed passed his shoulder. It really wasn't his fault though… Penny was wearing a very skimpy bra that was mostly see through… he could clearly see her mounded erect nipples.

Penny saw that he was surprised at what she was wearing and whistled and cat called at him "Whoo… yeah… more… take it off…"

Leonard shook his head and smiled. He then gyrated with the music and kicked off his sneakers one at a time.

Penny responded by taking off her pants and tossing them directly at Leonard.

Just before they hit him… directly in the face… Leonard could see that Penny was wearing lace panties that were basically a small triangular bit of cloth covering only the smallest area of skin… Penny then lifted her legs and did a 'can-can' type of kick while sitting on the couch showing Leonard that there was very little covering her ass… at all.

Leonard did some more gyrations to the music… all the while keeping his eyes glued to the beauty in front of him…

Penny could see that she was having the desired effect on her lover. She removed her bra and tossed it in Leonard's direction, making him stop and catch it. Penny then reached forward for the waistband of his boxers and reached around to the back with her index fingers reaching in. "Soooo… What else do you have for me in here?" Penny then brought her hands around front, shimming Leonard's boxers down to his thighs and smiling widely at what she found. "Oh… my… look at what we have here…." Penny then softly took hold of her fiancé and gently stroked her new found toy.

Leonard's eyes closed as he felt the soft hands of his lover. He opened his eyes when he felt her let him go. Leonard saw that Penny had disposed of her panties and had leaned back on the couch. Her chest was heaving a bit and she smiled while biting on her lower lip. Leonard sat next to Penny and leaned in for a kiss while running a hand down her side from her breast to her hip.

Penny smiled as the tender kiss ended. "Sweetie… I think it's my turn to give YOU a little show…" Penny turned and straddled Leonard's hips. Gazing into the most beautiful brown eyes, she smiled as she lifted herself while reaching between them and guiding Leonard to her target. Slowly, Penny sank down on him, putting her arms around his neck and holding Leonard close as she came to rest. Penny kissed him passionately as their joining became more comfortable. The music still played in the background and Penny started to sway her hips in rhythm. Keeping up with the music was an interesting endeavor at times but the look in Leonard's eyes was all she wanted.

As Penny's ministrations advanced, Leonard stroked the entirety of her body within arms' reach. He marveled yet again at the smooth toned body she had kept. He started to meet every gyration of her hips with a thrust of his own while holding Penny tight by the hips, soon getting Penny to elicit soft moans. As their movements quickened, Penny pulled Leonard to her chest. Leonard had no problem redirecting his hold to Penny's chest, expertly massaging her breasts. It wasn't long before each was feeling the pleasure of loving contractions and spasms.

Penny moved to sit next to Leonard pulling the afghan over themselves. She brushed her hair back as Leonard attempted to calm his breathing and took a sip of water. Penny turned to Leonard bringing her feet up beside her and softly rubbed his chest. "Yeah… so… anyway… the next morning… I put on my new bikini and decided to go down to the pool… You should've seen those two… all hungover… still in their clothes from the night before… Anyway, I pulled back the drapes and let all that sunshine in and went to have a relaxing sit by the pool… with a nice Mango Martini… It was so funny?"