Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.


Things were finally getting back to normal, well as normal as our family gets. We'd been in Goodville for nearly two weeks now and nothing extraordinarily bad has happened. That's supposed to be a good thing actually, but frankly I've been too bored to care. I hadn't been out the house since our trip to Pleasant Mall.

I've become ginormous now, well that's what I think anyway. Edward reassures me every time I say that that I'm still beautiful. I wanted to believe him, but it's so hard for me to be so helpless.

All I can do is lie on the couch and ask for things, I couldn't be on my feet for long and I become awfully tired. The baby has grown exceptionally in the last few days and has taken to using my stomach as a punching bag, well actually a kicking bag.

I've been trying my utter best to try and hide it from Edward, but nothing gets away from his notice. I winced as the baby kicked again gritting my teeth as I tried to hide it.

"What's wrong, did the baby hurt you again?" Edward asked hurrying over to my side.

"No, not really," I said trying my best not to lie. Edward sighed though, I knew I was lying.

I sipped the cup of blood I was holding. It usually made me feel better, but not this time. It also because I was feeling uncomfortable. After lying in bed after countless hours, it started to feel lumpy and hot. I wanted to go outside, to feel the cool air on my face.

"Edward?"

"Mmm," he said looking up at me with his sparkling gold eyes, I obviously had interrupted him in deep thought.

"You know I love you…" I said trailing off smirking at him.

"Now where this conversation is headed, my love?" Edward asked smiling at me.

"Please can we go outside? Please, pretty please with sugar on top," I said begging and pouted at him.

Edward signed and ran his hand through his tousled hair, "Bella we've been over this already, you know why."

"No I don't know why," I did know why though, and I did understand the notion behind it.

"Bella it's dangerous, and you should be resting, it's good for the baby," Edward said.

"No it's not, it's Goodville, what would happen in this town, and I have been resting, that's all I've been doing. It's not only me in the house, its Renesmee too. And a little fresh air never killed anyone." I said insisting. I shouldn't be arguing with him, it's bad for the baby.

Edward sighed again, his resistance was crumbling, "I guess you're right, maybe in the morning."

"Yay!" I shouted throwing my arms around his neck while still trying to cradle my stomach.

The baby kicked again, and I couldn't help but whimper. Edward crouched down towards me and put his cool hands on my stomach. That felt so much better, and the pain immediately went away.

"Shhh baby, don't move so much" Edward said whispering to my stomach. He stared at me stomach for a while before a strange expression passed through his face.

"Edward," I interrupted, half frowning half smiling at him.

"What?" he asked so innocently with a smile on his face.

"The baby isn't even born yet and you're already reprimanding him slash her," I said.

"Him slash her?" Edward asked with his eyebrow raised at me.

"Well I don't want to call the baby it and I don't know if it's a girl or boy," I answered back.

"Last time you had a different approach," Edward said.

"Yes, and look how that turned out," I said referring to the fact that I always envisioned Renesmee as a boy while I was pregnant with her.

"Well...what do you want," I asked Edward. I was very curious to hear his response.

"I just want a healthy baby and mother," Edward said. Aww, that was so sweet. I'll never admit that to him, but I love it when Edward talks like this.

"No seriously, what would you prefer?" I asked again still curious.

Edward sighed and rolled his eyes at me, "If you insist, then I'd like a boy. But regardless of the gender, I just want a beautiful happy, healthy baby."

A boy? I just assumed that he would want another girl. But a boy? Wow, that was interesting. I pondered this for a moment before Edward interrupted me.

"What would you like?" Edward asked me breaking me out of my revere.

"A girl," I said going back to thinking. I didn't miss the look of surprise that crossed Edward's face. I just ignored it.

"Okay then, what are we going to name this boy slash girl baby," I asked Edward.

"Why don't you come up with something," Edward asked.

Oh no, he wasn't getting away this easily, "No I think it's your turn to come up with something." I said evilly. Edward frowned trying to decipher what I was doing.

"Oh, I know! I have an app on my cellphone that comes up with baby names," I said just realizing.

Edward chuckled, "Okay, let's have a go at it then." I picked up my phone quickly to find and open the app.

Edward eyed the pink background before answering, "Wait, Baby Maker? I thought it just came up with names."

"Well it kind of does, but just using a bit of the parents appearance," I said quickly.

"You do realize none of it will be real right? The app just takes the two people's appearance and put it together," Edward said frowning.

"Well thank you for ruining my fun," I grumbled unhappily.

"Fine, let's just see it," Edward said rolling his eyes at me again.

After typing in our names, eye colours, skin colours and hair colours, we finally waited for our first "baby."

"Wait, hold on, since when did I have red hair?" Edward asked looking over my shoulder to see his appearance questions.

"Well, since there isn't an option on coppery bronze hair, I went with the closest…red," I said.

The stars on the screen disappeared after a few seconds, and there stood a little girl with green eyes, in a pink sleeper with a pink bow in her hair and a bright yellow duck in her hand. Her name was,

"EDWINA?!" Edward shouted with a comical expression on his face. I first nearly choked on the cup of blood I was drinking. But after recovering myself, I started laughing very hard, I was nearly rolling around and I had to try to stop myself. I laughed until I had tears coming down my face.

"Edward, your face when you saw that, priceless, just priceless," I said clamping a hand over my face to stop myself from laughing again.

"No way we are naming our child that, I really don't like this app now," Edward said grumpily.

"Let's just try another one, alright?" I said trying my best not to smile like a lunatic.

After another few seconds, there stood a little boy in a blue sleeper with blue eyes holding a red polka dot ball in his hand. He had a dummy in his mouth and strange looking yellow hat on. His name was,

"HOMER?! This is even worse, there is no way we are naming our child after a character on 'The Simpsons'," Edward said.

By this time I was taking deep breaths to stop myself from laughing again. After another few second there stood a little bald baby boy crying with a party hat on his head. His name was,

"Gaston?" Edward said frowning, "Is that even a name?"

I shrugged, maybe it could be. God help the child if it was. The baby was already crying now. They'd be teased their entire life about being GASton.

"Maybe we should stop. It's getting late and you should rest now," Edward said looking out of the window to the dark, almost black sky.

"No! No, this is fun, just a few more," I begged. I was finding this very amusing, if it was not the baby's name I was laughing at, it was Edward's expression.

"Alright, then you must rest and don't argue with me about it," Edward said giving in.

The next baby was Lily. I'll admit I liked the name. The baby had a bright orangey red hair which clashed with her pink sleeper. She was smiling with one tooth.

"That's why you shouldn't have ticked the 'red hair' column," Edward said muttering.

The next baby had little brown curls with a pink bow in her hair. She had striking green eyes and was in a pink sleeper holding a little yellow duck.

Her name was, "Alayna" I whispered.

"That's so pretty," I said whispering almost to myself.

"It is," Edward agreed. "Okay time for bed," Edward said.

I didn't disagree with him, I was tired and I couldn't wait to go outside tomorrow.


I woke up the next morning with the light shining in from the window. I stretched my arms above my head and rubbed my eyes. I was finally getting out. The bed felt like it had been my prison for a long time.

Renesmee bounded over to me and crawled onto my lap. "Momma guess what?"

"What?" I said playing along.

"We're going outside!" Nessie shouted happily.

"Yay!" I said cuddling her.

"Momma, the baby moved!" Nessie said astonished with his discovery.

"Yes sweetheart, the baby does that every now and again. Do you want to feel?" I asked Nessie.

I placed Nessie's small hand on my stomach and watching as her face broke into delight as she felt the baby kick.

"Daddy! Daddy! I felt the baby move," Nessie shouted at Edward who had just walked into the room.

"You did, that wonderful Ness," Edward said coming over to join us on the bed.

"Daddy, have you felt the baby move?" Nessie asked.

Edward scooped Nessie off my lap and into his arms, "Yes I have."

"Daddy, have you heard the baby's thoughts yet?" Nessie asked with an inquiring look on her face.

"No sweetie, not yet. The baby is still too small," Edward said kissing the top on Nessie's head.

"But Daddy, momma's not small. She's very big," Nessie said. I nearly choked, Nessie was just stating the obvious. She was in a way right actually.

Edward started laughing, his voice echoing off the walls. This was amusing him very much. I glared at him trying to stop him. I didn't like he was being funny at all. Edward pulled me into his arms and tried to stifle his laugh in my hair. I could still feel him laughing though, his breath sent shivers down my spine.

I stood in the bathroom staring at my stomach, trying to establish what Renesmee was talking about. My stomach bulged out making me look like about an eight month pregnant woman. In the mirror my stomach looked bigger than it was from yesterday. Maybe it was just the light playing tricks on me. I couldn't imagine such a small little baby in my huge stomach.

After dressing as fast as I could, well as fast as I could in my pregnant form, I raced to meet Edward at the door. Edward passed me a cup of blood to drink on the way. To another person it would just look like I was drinking a slushie.

"Where are we going?" I asked enthusiastically.

"The park," Edward answered.

Maybe someone else would be disappointed to hear that, but I certainly wasn't. I just wanted to get out of the house as fast as possible. I was jumping up and down in the car, more excited than Nessie in fact. The park wasn't that far away and I jumped out as soon as we got there.

The park was beautiful and green. I could hear birds chirping and children playing. There was no other way to describe it. It was just magnificent. The cool wind blew past my face making my hair fly in the breeze. I missed this. I missed being outside.

I made my way to the park bench and sat down enjoying the cool shade as Edward pushed Nessie on the swing. I could hear her laughing and playing all the way from here. She looked like she was having a wonderful time.

I didn't see the woman approach me until she spoke, "Hi you must be Bella."

Now who was she? And why was she talking to me?