DISCLAIMER:ARRRRRGH WHY WILL OURAN NOT UPDATE! T.T LIFE IS SAD (get on with it, you loser!) RIGHT! SORRY! ANYWAYS I DO NOT OWN OURAN HOST CLUB, and I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN OURAN HOST CLUB. I ALSO SADLY DO NOT OWN APPLE PIE. IF I IN FACT, DID OWN APPLE PIE, MY LIFE WOULD BE HAPPIER AND I WOULD BE RICHER. NOW TO THE STORY. NO FLAMES
Chapter Ten
I am bored out of my mind! Hanako thought to herself. Within the confines of the frozen classroom, she sat. Alone and hungry. Silently, she turned to her right, where Takeru sat, but he paid her no mind. Sullen, she turned to stare incredulously at the small book that lay on her desk. There, upon the flatness of the hard surface, was the book that she hated greatly. The Crysallids. In her opinion, the STUPIDEST novel ever created! She could not, no, would not force her poor mind to be permanently stunned by the idiocy that spewed from the binded nonsense of that book! No way in the fiery pits of Hell shall she stoop that low!
Though while she glared intensely at the moronic novel in her possession, the dark Shadow King sauntered around the classroom, passing papers out which were bestowed upon him by the teacher. Not knowing of this, Hanako stared so very intently at that book. Intently and intensely. Moving his way over, he grabbed a separate stack of papers, and placed them on her desk. By 'placed' we actually mean 'dropped very forcefully'. Being awoken by its impact, she blinked at the parcel sceptically. As if he had read her mind, he sneered for her to read into it. Confused, and taken back by his tone, she picked up the parcel and opened its exquisite bindings. Turns out, the parcel was the Host Club's plans for the Halloween Scare-fest: all illustrated in schematic diagrams, mathematic equations and parabolas the size of Kentucky.
"Man, this is in such detail…" she stated in pure amazement. Though his back had been turned, a small victorious smirk crept upon his lips. He proceeded to give classmates papers. She was halfway through reviewing the unmorally enormous stack of papers when her teacher Tsuyama-sensei began to instruct her students.
"Alright, now class, we are going to read this sheet. Well, who'd like –." She was stopped, she sighed.
"Yes, Kosaya-chan?"
"What sheet?" Her sensei was dumbstruck.
"The ones Ootori-kun handed out."
Hanako turned her head to the left and glared daggers.
"He didn't give me one."
He shrugged, which in turn only made her angrier and glare at him more. Turns out though, that Taro had received an extra sheet, so he gave up his sheet for her. In exchange her gratitude was given.
"Now that that's settled, can anyone tell me what the trick to life is?"
This began to make the class ponder. Many people were about to blurt out their rendition of the correct answer, but they were skewed. One boy in the class, with dreadlocks and droopy eyes raised his hand sloppily and slurred out dreadfully slow (I will be very stereotypical here, no offense)
"Drugs, Mary-Jane and getting high?"
A blank stare appeared on her face.
"No."
"Ecstasy, sex and herpes?" an obviously preppy girl asked.
The teacher's stare increased, "No"
Taro snickered to his best friend who sat at his front.
"Boobs"
Hanako overheard, and crumpled up a piece of paper, and threw it backwards in his general direction. But instead of hitting her original target she accidently hit her own best friend. Her eyes widened in shock and she pleaded forgiveness. All the while, the other section of the class was still attempting to answer the annoying conundrum. Without warning Hanako raised her hand triumphantly. The other three parts of the quartet were genuinely shocked, one for the fact that Hanako didn't really speak her mind in class and two, she would probably embarrass herself…again.
The teacher was shocked also "What is it Kosaya-chan? Need to go pee, do we?!" It was clear that she was now frustrated and annoyed by the pathetic remarks from her stupid pupils.
"No"
"Then what!?"
"I know the answer!"
A smile instantly graced her aging face "And?"
Hanako took a breath, let's hope she was right,
"The trick to life is not to ge-." Much to her luck, she was interrupted by no other than the conniving and intimidating Shadow King.
"Get too attached to it" He finished in pride. But on the other side our little princess of dark magic was fuming with anger
"THAT WAS MY LINE YOU ASS!"
Before the teacher could comment on her use of inappropriate language, Kyouya replied,
"Oh hush up, you are under my power right now, so don't speak little mutt."
"A MUTT?! Is that what I am to you?!"
"Yes."
"How the Hell can you be so calm about this! Let me-. Kasanoda-kun let go of ME! I WANT TO KICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DOTH NOT SHINE!"
At this moment, Kasanoda was holding the fiery and rambunctious Engineer's daughter back while she violently swung her arms and legs and muttered many swears at the rich man's son. She wished she could curse him, but he did not deserve even that! Eventually, her friends cooled her off, and she sat back in her chair, sighing in utter defeat. Her sensei went back to teaching, but each word that was projected unto the classroom she did not hear. She was deep in thought about a memory long suppressed.
In the far corners of her mind laid a memory that had been created in her childhood. At the time she was not even in grade one, being the age of six. It was the summertime and all she knew was that her father needed to meet with another business partner for work. Something about a place where sick people go, what was that word? It was not her first time being inside this wealthy and luxurious castle-like mansion. She had remembered some of the names of the servants. But she knew one of the children very well. Though she never did call him by his first name. Never. She ran up the lovely and long staircases to find her bestest friend's in the whole wide world. Through the illuminated hallways, she scanned the many doors for his room. After a minute, she heard snoring and found her latest victim. Opening the seemingly large door, she saw him sleeping. Being the same age as herself, she silently crept into his room, no to disturb him. She met with the bed frame and gazed at him. His hair a tangled mess from his slumber. The whole room, amidst toys and coloured papers was silent. Until…
"WAKE UP CALL! THE AFTERNOON TRAIN IS GONNA GO NOW! WAKE UP CALL!"
Then, she began skipping around the sunlit room, appearing to act like a train. The sleeping prince rose from his slumber drowsily. So much noise was not good for him early in the morning. But as he opened one of his eyes, to peer into the room, he saw his caterpillar and everything was alright.
" Hanako, shush! I'm sleepy…And it's not breakfast yet…"
"Well," she said sweetly "I'm sorry birdie but you need to wake up! It's almost lunchtime, and then we get to play while our daddies work!"
Eventually, the little boy woke up, and Hanako had to hide under his bed sheets while he changed out of his night clothes. Once he was done, they walked out of his room, the little boy taking the lead, Hanako following happily in his footsteps. They passed by two maids, and they whispered to themselves,
"Looks like the little master's friend is here for the day again..."
"Yes, and aren't they so cute together?"
"I know! She's like a little puppy following him everywhere!"
"So cute!"
The little boy heard what the two women had said about them both and stopped. Like a chick behind its mother, Hanako banged into the dark-haired boy's back. She looked at him, and said to herself,
"Oh dear, Mama Hen's thinking again…"
After a few moments the cute little boy's light bulb lit, and he turned to Hanako, a smile on his face.
"Hanako! My Puppy-doggy!"
And within seconds he latched himself onto her. Gasping for breath, blush on her face, she managed to ask,
"P-P-Puppy?"
"Of course!" he smiled innocently "You'd be the perfect puppy! That is…" he stopped and looked down embarrassed "If you want to."
She nodded, his smile widened "Really?!" She nodded once more for him a smile just as wide on her face.
"Alright! Okay! Let's go outside puppy!"
She nodded and ran after her bestest friend "Hai, Kyo-kun!"
The ringing bell snapped her out of her blast from the past. Why did she suddenly remember that of all things? Oh well, best to leave things where they are, were, going to be….
"OI! HANA-CHAN! Hurry up!" Taro shouted in her ear. Directly in her ear. Annoyed, and now experiencing a migraine, she took his ear and executed her revenge,
"I HEARD YOU, YOU DOLT!"
He staggered back, poking his eardrum to re-obtain his hearing. Someone snickered deeply from behind.
"Dolt, hmm? That insult hasn't been used in a while."
She glared at him yet again. "Shut up you stupid mother hen! Your husband is waiting." She pointed behind him, towards a certain anxious blonde. And with that she winked, stuck her tongue out at him, and began to catch up to the quartet. Leaving the Shadow King stunned beyond belief. Right after she made her remark, a deep scarlet came to his cheeks. He tried his hardest to cover it, to hide it from his friend. No avail.
"Mommy? Mommy, what's wrong, are you sick?"
He paused, and brought his hand up to his face, not hearing anything around him. He felt his face. It now burned every time he thought of it, of her remark. It instantaneously reeled a movie of his childhood memory with his caterpillar. Now the caterpillar had transformed into a beautiful, hot-headed, incredible butterfly. Though his eyebrows were furrowed, a rare smile was hidden by his hand.
"I haven't been called mother hen in a long while either…"
Tamaki sensed something from his adversary. But it wasn't anger. It wasn't anything of the sort. Was he…genuinely and truly…happy?
"…Kyouya?"
Well, I know I said that I wouldn't update if I didn't get five reviews by the 7th, but I decided that since I got two reviews I will be lenient. But This will not happen again. The Next time I say I want something done, I want it DONE DAMNITT! OH well... anywhooo...I might need to explain. I decided to make this into a KyouyaXHanako(oc)XNekozawa love triangle to spice things up. Hope no one minds. I was planning it from the beginning, OMG
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I WANNA WATCH SZS (Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei) SO FING BADLY!
OMGF EVERYONE WHO LOOOVES CODE GEASS!! THE NEW SEASON R2 IS AIRING NOW!! IT STARTED APRIL 6TH!! WATCH IT!! IT IS FANGASTIC FUN!! Oh well... Im going to update this one as soon as possible, and then also update my bleach yumichika fic, as well as work on my own little project for my Writer's. OH WELL. SEMI IS IN A FEW DAYS, SO JA!! REVIEW YOU MOTHER F-ERS! !
