This is a drabble (a fic of exactly 100 words) written for the challenge phrase 'sometimes it's just too much trouble to chew through the restraints' posted on the Jackfic group.
Jack Stars in Jaffa Jail Gyrations
"Ah – Jack -?"
"Yes?"
"What exactly are you doing?"
"What's it look like I'm doing, Daniel?"
"Ah – well – there was this porn movie I saw once, and –"
"Stop right there! Need I remind you there are ladies present?"
"Oh, don't mind me, sir. I think I've seen the same movie and I can't wait for you to act out the next scene"
"Carter!"
"Sir?"
"Don't try and look innocent now, Major, not after that comment. Anyway – need I remind you there are Jaffa present?"
"I too wish to know what you are attempting by these gyrations, O'Neill."
"Well, sometimes it's just too much trouble to chew through the restraints!"
The End
