Prompts: (action) Copying someone else's work, (dialogue) "Being a teacher is the most worthy thing a person can be."

WC: 198

Albus put down a large stack of papers, licking his lips as he tried to figure out how to break the news that the author of the fiction piece he'd just read had just plagiarized all of Twilight.

"Scorpius," he started, then stopped.

"Yes?" Scorpius looked so eager and vulnerable that Albus almost didn't have the heart to say anything.

"This story of yours…"

"Out with it, now. I want you to teach me to be a better writer. Being a teacher is the most worthy thing a person can be."

"It's pretty much exactly like this Muggle series."

"What do you mean? Vampires are seen as atrocities, and I painted them as romantic! This is so original!"

"No, seriously, Scorpius. These people meet in Caring for Magical Creatures. He can read minds. He has an adoptive family, the head of which is a Healer. This is too obvious."

"...Fine."

"What?"

"I may have watched all of the Twilight movies and wanted to make a gay version. Maybe."

"Are you serious right now?" Albus choked back a laugh.

"Though by the sounds of it, it seems like you've watched them too, so you can hush up."

"Touche."