Hello, my faithful readers! Thank you all for being patient and reviewing even when I wasn't feeding you new chapters. Here is a little something for you. If you get me to 150 reviews more will come soon. My mid-May resolution is to write more… so feel free to yell at me if I don't update in one week.

This chapter is dedicated to Alex0007 (my 5th period buddy) because she keeps reminding me that I have to write. Also, thank you to everyone who gave me some ideas. I think I may use some… but for now enjoy the fair!


The hot, humid air made Alice and her friends feel… sticky. It was the middle of May and the six kids were walking to the local elementary school fair. The group had been signed up by Esme to work a few booths for the younger children, and unfortunately that meant that they had to sacrifice a Friday night to volunteer. Thankfully, they were with each other. And that was bound to be interesting…

"Man! I feel like a woman…" Emmett did a little dance as he walked across the parking lot.

"Hey Emmett?"

"Yes, oh dear Rosie of mine?"

"Yeah. Shut up."

Emmett looked at his girlfriend. "Poor little Rosalie. Am I embarrassing you?"

"Well, yeah." Rose said. "But I know how you can make me feel better!"

"A piggyback ride?" Emmett sighed. She always wanted a piggyback ride. "Get on."

She tried to get on his back, but she was significantly shorter than him. Emmett, realizing the problem, said, "Maybe it would be easier if I got on my knees."

Laughter sounded behind the couple. "That's what she said!" Jasper said.

"Okay, okay. Let's just go sign in and see what we have to help with tonight," Bella spoke up. Being the most responsible of them all, Ms. Swan felt compelled to urge them along. The fair would be starting soon and she never liked to be rushed.

That's what she said!

The friends, once they arrived at the fair, found Esme. "Okay, kids. I signed you up as couples," she winked. "You can thank me later. Bella and Edward, you're doing basketball. Rosalie and Emmett, you're on food duty. Alice and Jasper, you guys are doing the bowling with the younger kids. Okay, now scram!"

The teens split up and went to their designated booths. The night could only get better…

Bella and Edward (Basketball)

"How about you do the tickets and tokens and I'll work the game?" Edward asked his girlfriend.

"Sure," she replied. Bella started forming a line of little kids and taking their tickets when it was their turn.

Throughout the coarse of the night Bella became pleasantly surprised. She always knew that her boyfriend was polite and social, but he was excellent with kids! Did he have to be so good at everything?

Sometimes Bella thought that she didn't deserve him. But now that she had him she definitely wasn't going to let him go. No, she had wasted too many hours daydreaming about him to complain. He, the magically perfect Edward Cullen, was her boyfriend.

Bella looked at him. He was being especially helpful to a younger kid who was having difficulty shooting a basket.

"Need some help, little guy?" Edward asked patiently, crouching down to his eye level.

"No," the boy responded defiantly.

"Here," Bella said. "I think that basketball may be a little bit too big for you. Here are some smaller balls. Would you like to try them instead?"

Edward laughed behind her. "That's what she said."

The young boy looked up at Edward. "What does that mean?"

Edward immediately ceased laughing and put on a straight face. "Nothing. Absolutely nothing. NEXT!"

However, this caused some problems. The next kid was the exact opposite of the cute little boy; A robust, mean looking tween girl. Edward cautiously handed her the basketball while Bella carefully collected her ticket. She bent her elbows and…

Uh-oh.

Bella walked over to the net. "I think it's stuck. Edward, try pulling it out."

Her boyfriend reached into the basket, but he still couldn't get it. "It's really in there."

By then the girl had stomped away.

Edward cleared his throat. "Maybe we should just…"

"Yeah, let's ditch this booth."

Emmett and Rosalie (Food)

"Damn! This stupid hot dog won't fit in the bun!" Emmett attempted to jam the meat into the roll.

Rosalie, meanwhile, was popping popcorn. "Emmy," she said, looking over at him. "It can't be that hard."

"But it is! It's really hard to do!"

"That's what she said," Rose snickered. "Okay. How about you ditch the hotdogs and go work the snow cone machine?"

"Okay, but how long will it take? I kinda want to go play some games tonight."

"I don't know," his girlfriend replied. "We have fifteen minutes left to work and the line's not that long. Just put in some ice."

So the darling Emmett did just that. But he wasn't very careful when filling the machine. And he sort of forgot to put the top back on when he was done, meaning that the shaved ice would fly everywhere. He reached to press the START button when…

"Wait!" Rose shouted, seeing that the top was off at the last second. "Don't touch th… EMMETT! That hit me in the face! Now I'm all wet!" She whined

Emmett, for some reason, found this very funny. "Ha that's ha what ha she ha said ha TWICE ha!" He gasped.

She glared. "Well," he said. "On the bright side, it was very quick. Now we can go play!"

The female half of the Hale twins grabbed a few napkins and started to clean herself off. She then grabbed her boyfriend and dragged him out of the cafeteria.

"But Rosie! I wanted to buy a hoagie! Maybe it was a five dollar foot long! Ahahahaha!"

"Oh be quiet," she muttered.

Alice and Jasper (Bowling)

Meanwhile, Alice and Jazz were working out in the parking lot at the bowling booth. Much to Alice's excitement, many of the younger kids were wanting to bowl, and Jasper loved watching his girl work well with the children.

He laughed as one little girl walked down and kicked over the pins. "Well," Alice told her. "I've never done it that way before, but it looks like fun!"

That's what she said.

"Hey, baby. Need some help? I feel like you're doing all the work," Jazz said, leaning down so he could talk to Ali.

"Well, you can try to find a bigger ball for the kids. This one's a little too small. We keep losing it."

"Sure, babe. I'll get you some bigger balls."

The two looked at each other. "Wait," Alice said. "Maybe that came out wrong."

"Ya think?" Jasper laughed. "Okay, you keep the kids occupied and I'll go get some… ha bigger balls."

He walked off, but the last thing he heard was "No, sweetie! Don't put that in your mouth! Good boy!"

Oh, Alice. She was a walking TWSS.

Later That Night…

The kids had a sleepover at the Hale's house later that night, but didn't go to sleep right away (obviously). Instead they were talking about their 'fair experiences'.

"Well, I guess I had an okay time working," Rosalie said. "But Emmett just made me wet."

Her friends laughed. "You guys! It's not funny! And later, some kids were eating peanuts and he turned around and told them that he liked their 'nice looking nuts'. You're so embarrassing!" She buried her head in Em's shoulder.

"Well Alice made me go get her some bigger balls," Jasper said, pulling Ali onto his lap.

"I guess we all had some pretty good that's what she said moments even when we weren't all together," Alice pointed out. "That just proves how perverted we really are."

"True dat, my friend. Hey Edward and Bella. Did anything funny happen to you guys tonight?" Emmett asked.

There was no answer.

The other four kids looked over at their friends. Bella was currently straddling Edward's lap on the couch and they were making out big time.

"Well, on the bright side," Alice said, "At least they're finally together."

"Ew," Emmett said. "They look like they're eating each other's faces off."

Alice stared for a minute. "Yeah, you're right."

"Hey Rose," Jasper asked his sister. "Ten bucks says his tongue gets caught in her throat." (The siblings were notorious gamblers.)

"You're on," she replied. They shook hands. "Ow! Tight! Jasper, let go!"

"That's what she said," Emmett said simply.

"Em," Rose sighed. "I was talking about his handshaking."

"Oh, I know," Emmett said. "But that's the whole point of the joke."


No, you didn't miss anything! Bella and Edward are officially a couple. (I can just hear you screaming) I'm sick today so I promise to write more- plus, that just gave me and idea. Hmmm…