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Hey Notebook,

I could use some money and maybe some clean clothes, but I think I'll be able to manage staying here for a few more days! Geoff texted me again and left me know that Courtney and Gwen were plotting together to break into my room and beat the shit out of me. I guess that kinda sucks? They'll most likely kill Geoff too when they find out he's texting me info. So, where were we? Oh right...Katie.

Katie was one of the worst people that I have ever dated, she was bitchier than Courtney and I have no clue how that was even possible. Everyone thinks that Katie is the pretty one who is 'sweet' and 'nice' for hanging out with Sadie, as it turns out she's a horrible bitch when she's alone. I just wanted to sleep with her to piss Sadie off and then she started screaming at me! Here is what I did to get out of this mess.


Dating: Dating Katie is a horrible mistake! But if you're stupid enough to try it, sleep with Sadie first and it will end up making her jealous that Sadie got to do it before her. Also, if you're dating Katie she makes you do a lot of laundry, she made me do so much laundry and I'm pretty sure I saw one of Justin's shirts and one of Gwen's shirts in her clothes pile. So, Katie likes to apparently pick up random clothes and wash them, either that or she was cheating on me with Justin and Gwen, which if that's the case then Gwen has no room to be pissed.


Cheating: Since you'll be doing laundry for most of this relationship you should just wait for someone to come in the laundry room and screw them there while the washing machine is going. Nobody will hear you since most of these people don't do laundry! I was in there for over 5 hours and I was the only one in there the whole time! Nobody even put anything in any of the 6 washers and dryers we have! How is that possible that you live with 20 some people and nobody but you is doing laundry?! So, that would be the perfect place.


Breaking Up: This was so weird. So, after 5 hours of playing angry birds on my phone in the laundry room, Owen finally walks in and starts talking to me because he shit his pants and that was gross but I was bored so I listened to him tell me how his shit stain looked like the state of Florida and the next thing I know, I'm dating Owen because he said that I was sensitive. When I told Katie, she was proud of me for being a good friend and she said I would be a good boyfriend to Owen? I have no clue how the hell that happened. She used me as her laundry slave, slept with me once and wanted me to date Owen? Then I was Owen's boyfriend and that was...Interesting.