VS UNNAMED ALTARIA

"Hey!" Seth cried, pointing his finger, "You're that Altaria!" The Altaria looked offended. "Hey, I have a name you know!" he objected. "We don't care," growled Alice. She glared at the Altaria, "Just who the hell are you?"

"And why did you attack us in the Blue Mountains?" Gaia continued. The Altaria shrugged. "Well, you could say I was bored."

"You were bored?" Alice shrieked, "You attacked three of us just because you were bored?"

"I did have some sort of business to do. Besides, it is awfully boring cooped up in this tower all day. There isn't any television. Anyway, all conversation aside, are we going to fight."

"Fight?" Gaia, Seth and Alice were confused by this, but nevertheless they got into fighting stances anyway. "Of course. The only reason you three are here is because of my treasure, right? That would make me the guardian of this tower. And as all stories and myths go, you three have to fight me to get my treasure. So let's start."

"Wait a minute," Gaia interrupted, "Just what are you?"

"Didn't your teammate ask that question before?"

"No, she asked who are you. I'm asking what are you. Two different things."

"Me? I'm a dead spirit anchored to this world to protect this tower for a reason." The Altaria grimaced, "Me and my big mouth," he growled, "Oh well, it's not like you guys will figure out why I'm anchored to this world or why I'm the guardian anyway. Prepare yourselves." The Altaria leaned back, opened his mouth and let loose a massive blast of blue flame. Gaia, Seth and Alice jumped out of the way to avoid it. "Power Gem!" The gems on Seth's body glowed and shot out gem-shaped beams, all heading for the Altaria. "Protect!" The green shield appeared around the Altaria and blocked the gems. The Altaria grinned and started swaying his body from side to side, as if he was dancing. "Look out guys," Gaia cried, "It's a Dragon Dance attack!"

"Correct, kid. Can you survive this?" The Altaria hovered in the air and flapped his wings at an incredible rate.

WHOOOOOOSSSHHH!

It was a massive Whirlwind, ten times stronger than the one produced the Skarmory they fought earlier. Luckily Team Enforcers managed to switch their braces to 'heavy' mode before they were thrown off the tower. The Altaria stared at them for a moment. "You guys managed to find the Gravity Braces?"

"These things are called the Gravity Braces?" Gaia asked. "Yes. Pretty cool name, huh?"

"Is this some sort of game to you?" Alice growled. The Altaria shrugged. "It could be." He opened his mouth let loose another stream of blue fire. The three of them switched their braces back to normal and jumped out of the way. When the fire cleared, the Altaria was nowhere to be seen. "Where did he go?" asked Seth, looking left and right. "Sky Attack!"

"What?" Seth looked up and saw the Altaria firing a massive blast of air at them.

KABOOOOMM!

The blast of air crashed in the ground next to them and created an explosion, sending the three of them flying away and creating a hole in the ground. Aargh, Gaia thought as he slowly got up, The way this is going, we'll all be killed. This guy isn't just strong, he's fast too! I need an Oran Berry. But when Gaia reached into his bag, to his horror he found that everything in his bag was gone! "Heh. You want an Oran berry, do you?" the Altaria taunted with a cruel smirk, "I'm afraid that's impossible now. This tower has a curse that prevents any items from being bought in." Shit… "Dragon Pulse!"

"Gah!" Gaia swiftly dodged to the left and the red and blue beam narrowly missed him. He looked up and saw that the Altaria was still in sky. I've got an idea... Gaia switched his brace to 'light' mode. When the Altaria shot his next Dragon Pulse at him, he sidestepped to right, leaped into the air and slammed a fist charged up with electricity into the Altaria. "Take this!"

"Yowch!" The Altaria howled in pain and dropped to the ground. Alice, watching the whole thing, ran forward with a Dragon Claw attack and slashed the Altaria's left wing. Seth followed with a quick Shadow Claw to the Altaria's right wing. The Altaria slowly got up, wincing with pain all the way, and flapped his wings. A strong Whirlwind blew. But due to the lack of stamina, the Altaria couldn't blow as hard as he could before. Gaia and Alice switched their braces to 'heavy mode' but Seth switched his brace to 'light' mode and jumped over the whirlwind. When he was directly above him, Seth switched his brace to 'heavy' and dropped like a lead ball onto the Altaria, pinning him to the ground. He then took off the brace, laid it on top of the Altaria (so he wouldn't escape) and blasted him with Power Gems. Gaia and Alice ran forward and smashed him with Thunder punches and Dragon Claws. "Okay, okay!" shouted the Altaria, "I surrender!" Gaia, Seth and Alice stared at him for a moment, not dropping their fighting stances. "Wow, you guys are good. Looks like I made the right choice after all," the Altaria chuckled, "I wasn't going to surrender, but I think I'll change my mind. Here you go, kid. You can have your Gravity Brace back." The Altaria tossed the brace towards Seth, "Heheheheh... you've won. I really enjoyed that fight." the Altaria laughed. This guy really thinks it's all a game…Gaia thought. "It's a fitting end for me, being defeated by a bunch of kids. Each generation catches up to the last, huh? Anyway, take my treasure. You've earned it." The Altaria flapped his wings and chanted a spell. A sky-blue stone plate appeared in mid air in some sparkles and floated to Gaia. He grabbed it. "That's the Sky Plate," the Altaria said, "This is the treasure of the tower. I'll also let you keep the Gravity Braces, as a reward for defeating me."

"Wait." Gaia said. "What?"

"You said that you made the right choice earlier. What do you mean by that?"

"Wouldn't you like to know?" the Altaria smirked, "You kinda remind me of my best friend. He was just like you, y'know? He was so strong. Anyway, I can feel death creeping up on me. Since I'm so nice, I'll also give you three an Escape Orb to leave the tower. I guess I'll see you all in the afterlife." Laughing, the Altaria disappeared in a whirlwind of feathers. A blue orb was left behind. There was silence. "Well," Seth remarked, "That happened." Alice took the Sky Plate from Gaia and studied it closely, "What do you think this thing does? It just seems like a slab of rock to me."

Suddenly, the whole tower began shaking. "What the hell?" Gaia gasped, "Did this guy rig some sort of self-destruct mechanism?"

"Oh crap," Seth cried, "The tower's collapsing! Quick Gaia! Use that Escape Orb!" Gaia shoved the Sky Plate into his bag. He ran at the blue orb and activated it. In three bursts of light, Gaia, Seth and Alice disappeared from the tower and re-appeared at the front entrance. "Run!" Alice shouted and began running across the plain. Gaia and Seth didn't need any further encouragement and ran after her. They ran for their lives, putting as much distance from the tower as possible.

BOOOOOOMMMM!

A sudden shockwave threw them off their feet. They collapsed on the ground. After a while, Gaia staggered up and looked behind him. The tower had been reduced to rock and rubble. A lot of archeological importance had probably been lost forever. But Gaia didn't care at this point. He was far too tired. He was asleep before he even hit the ground. "There they are!"

"Quick, let's get them to a hospital!"

"Do we have to?"

"Yes!"

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"Mpphh…" Gaia opened his eyes and saw a white ceiling. He looked down and saw some sheets of a bed He turned to his side and saw Seth and Alice, each in beds. Apparently they were in some sort of hospital. "Hey," Gaia croaked, "Are you guys alright?"

"Just really tired," Alice moaned back, "Have you still got that plate?" Gaia looked to his right and saw his bag. Hurriedly he grabbed it and searched through it. After some rummaging, he found the Sky Plate and took it out. "Wow," Seth said. "We are awesome." Gaia declared, holding the plate towards the ceiling.

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A Magmortar, a Froslass and a Shedinja were meeting in a forest. "So Aeros has died, huh?" the Magmortar stated, "That lucky bastard."

"Be patient Wes," Froslass scolded, "Our time will come."

"Shut up Yuxai."

"Where's the Leafeon?" the Shedinja asked. "She's crying over his grave."

"I see. Shall we send out that Gengar?" The Shedinja spoke 'Gengar' with a clear tone of pure hatred. "You really do hate him, do you?" Yuxai remarked, "We will send 'that Gengar' out. It's time that we put that kid to the test."

Completely unrelated skit I thought up.

Two years ago...

Gaia and Seth were visiting Alice at her house. Gaia had gone to train with Alice out back and Seth was having a snack. "Hey, you're name is Seth right?" Seth turned around and saw two female Gibles looking at him.

"Are you two Alice's siblings?" Seth asked. "We're cousins, actually. But can you tell us about what Alice was doing?"

"Doing what?"

"Last morning," the second Gible spoke up, "We found a wet spot on Alice's sheets. We asked her about it, but she didn't answer." Seth instantly knew what had happening. Alice had had an erotic dream about someone and produced some liquids. "Well, you see kids, when a man and a woman get together they..." Seth sat down and started explaining the facts of life to Alice's cousins. Big mistake. Gaia and Alice were busy sparring in the back courtyard. Being a high-ranking of the Rage Dragon clan, Alice's father was quite rich and could afford a large house. "Alright Alice," Gaia smirked, "Let's do this!" Suddenly, Alice's cousins burst into the courtyard. "Alice, Alice! Is it true that when a man's penis enters a woman's vagina a baby is formed?"

"And is it true that sometimes you've been having erotic dreams about Gaia?" Gaia and Alice's faces both turned deep red. Gaia never knew that Alice sometimes had erotic dreams about him. Come to think of it, she didn't knew that sometimes he had erotic dreams about her! "Who...who...who told you about this?" Alice cried in a voice that was slowly becoming a scream. "That nice Sableye did!" Alice stared at her cousins for a moment. Then she inhaled and exhaled and...

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Seth was just about to enjoy a nice can of lemonade when he heard the kitchen door being broken down. He dropped the can in fright. Alice stood behind him, her eyes positively blazing with fury. "Wah, Alice!"

"SETH!" she screamed, "HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY COUSINS ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE?"

"Um, Alice?" Her two cousins and Gaia appeared behind her, "Are you going to beat that nice Sableye up?" Alice turned around and gave the three of them a sweet smile, "Don't worry you two. I'm now going to give both of you a lesson on fighting!"

"Oh yay! I love fighting lessons!" Alice's cousins were jumping for joy. "Alrighty then, let's start." She turned to Seth, her eyes blazing with fury again, "YOU WILL PAY!" She charged at him and...

CENSORED.

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When Master Dusk learned that his Sableye student had been put into the hospital in critical condition by his angry Gabite teammate, he only sighed and covered his face with his hands.