Hi again, fellow fanfictioners... I am very, very, very, very sorry about not uploading as quick as I usually do! I was uh... watching netflix? Nah, I had a writers block, but, with the help of my bro I managed to put this chapter together. Pls don't hate me!
Hope you enjoy! (This is the coach journey of the road trip! Just sayin!)
long road trip
Ruby POV.
"Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes!" Sang Nora's sing-song voice. And I tried to bite my tongue and not join in... for the sake of Weiss... who was angry... very, very angry... so I put my headphones on instead and tried to ignore the rustling of stuff, singing of the Nora, and, well... Yang. Yang arguing with you-know-who... or as she calls her "blue haired bitch"...
Yang POV.
"You idiot!" I screamed for the hundredth time. "DO YOU NOT GET IT!"
"Nope." Her sarcastic voice came from her hooded cave of darkness which she rots in.
Ooh! Good idea brain! I am firing these insults today!
"THAT WAS THE WORST, THE WORST, INSULT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF CRAPPY INSULTS! You should have said, 'Yang Xiolong is a devilishly naive barbarian and a outrageous dandruff-eating mass of neuroses and complexes'. "
"What's a neurose?"
"I dunno! It just sounds insulting!" I defended myself.
Then Blake's, unhelpful in this case, voice said, "A neurose is a relatively mild mental illness that is not caused by organic disease, involving symptoms of stress but not a radical loss of touch with reality. Compare with psychosis."
"Thanks." I said sarcastically.
"No problem." She smirked.
"Oh ok, I've forgotten it already, what's your name again?" Jade said.
"Blake." Blake answered bluntly.
"Right."
The following minutes were silent. And awkward.
Until...
"Awkward silence- another a dumb blonde born!" Jade anounced.
"OH YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH!"
Blake POV.
I tried to shelter my book from the flames that sprayed from Yang's hands but it soon evaporated. It was a good thing I managed to skim read the final page before it's demise.
But still...
"YANG! MY BOOK HAS INCINERATED THANKS TO YOU!" I shouted. She was too far gone.
Yang POV.
"I'm sorry, did I upset you?" Jade jaded. Dammit brain... why the puns!?
"You!"
"Yes?"
"Youuu!"
"I'm waiting."
"Are so dead..."
"Oh ok. I'm gonna move over here..."
"Leaving so soon, I was just about to poison the tea!" I exploded.
"Uh huh... kay... i drink coffee anyway."
"Oh I poisoned that in advance."
To my satisfaction Jade spat out the coffee in shock and then threw up soon after. This was definitely the reaction wanted, for Weiss however... well puke smell mixed with coffee... not so good.
"You outrageously reprehensible lout and a rotten mucous-eating tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat, you ineffably unsightly lackey and a loathsome mattress-soiling pitiful sideshow freak, you grievously petty reprobate and a deplorable armpit-licking mental midget with the natural grace of an intoxicated beluga whale!" Weiss screeched shocking everyone on the coach, gaining even the attention of the teachers.
After a few seconds of stunned silence a slow round of applause spread across the coach starting from Nora, Ren and Phyrra and ending with Mr Port. Jade was not smiling.
"YOU GO GIRL!" Nora screamed in genuine shock.
"Yeah!" Ruby in awe.
"Huh, huh... huh..." stuttered a jealous wordsmith from behind me and I stood on the table and beamed down at the usually calm and controlled Weissicle...
Brain! How many times?!
One short bow from Weiss as she smirked and said, "I'd like to thank the academy, my team and Blake for being such a good infulence on the words that were summoned a few seconds prior to my success!"
Ruby POV.
This time I started the appluase. no matter how she could get, she always played along when absolutely necessary.
Weiss POV.
Well, now that's over, I need to get some rest.
Woohoo! I have to admit it took me hours to conjure the Weiss-ness and well... yeah! It also was the funnest chaoter yet to write, I really hope you guys appreciate the awesomeness here! (I totally did not think those up on my own... I'm not that clever.. but I won't tell ya my secret!)
See ya dudes and dudettes! Enjoy the chapters to come!
