Chapter 11 - The misteriouz pakt
What is this pact they speak of?
I see no pack.
a/n: HAM EVRY1
I love ham!
ITZ BEEN 4EVAR!1 my mom trid to make me wear a drezz n i had a tanttrum n brok da computer n slit muh ritz.
...wow...overreaction much? I had to wear a dress for my Church confirmation, I didn't like it but I didn't throw a fit.
but no we got a new one lolz?
Not funny.
neway TONX FOR DA REVEWS WHILE I WAZ GONE, FUKK ALL U PREPS WHO HATE MI STORI!
According to her, we're preps. According to Sara we're Liberals. Which are we?
I SWERE ILL GET SATAN TO KILL U IN UR SLEEP U FUKKING POZERS!
Good luck. We have a sort of...understanding...how do you think I got Demon Mode?
666 XXX MCR STILL ROX!11 XXX
Nope.
CHAPTER 11
The next day I was walking 2 Hot Tonic
Is this some sort of tonic store?
wif Edward. When suddenly out of nowhere Hamez appered out of da blue.
Sup James.
"Hi," we said gothically. But he looked very angery for some raisin.
He's angry for some raisin. Give him some raisin.
"Would you mind if I killed you," he storted to sing from dat song by Withen Temptortion.
I don't mind.
Go right ahead.
"OMG STOP!111" Edward screamed jumping in front of me. I was so confuzed becuz I did nut know what was going on.
He just said what he wanted to do.
Then I realized Hamez was trying to kill us.
OMFE *Facepalm* She is an idiot.
"Why would u do such a thing you- you sick dirtbag!"
Oh, if he kills you he's a sick dirtbag? I guess you're one too.
I cried wearing a long black satan skirt wif black leather boots and a ripped fishnet ponchu over a black velvet bra with red skullz. Mi makup was ruining down my pale pale face. BECUZ I WAS WEEPIGN.
No one gives a shit.
"Now that Bellar is dead I don't ned your help." Hamez said as he also sobbed. "I don't want 2 do this but I have to. I'm afroid that . . . . . . . . . . . ."
Don't say that he loves her too.
"I DARE U TO FINNISH THAT SENTENCE." Edmond muttered at the top of his lungz.
How do you mutter at the top of your lungs?
Don't know.
He turned into a bat and flew at Hamez but Victor leaped in front of him.
VICTORIA! CRUSH KILL DESTROY!
SWAG!
"Who are you?!" we all screamed exempt Hamez becuz she was his gf.
Victoria you will forever be awesome if you kill them.
She had jumped out of da trees. Then we decided 2 make up because we had no reason to fight (A/N maybe later u will find out what hamez was goona say be4 lolol.)
Fuck. you.
Vikroya was wearing a realli sexah outfit and Edward saw me looking at her and got realli jealouuz.
So she's a lesbian?
We review one story where the author is homophobic, and another who just adores every sexuality but heterosexual it seems.
He storted 2 make out wif Hamez to get bakk at me.
Because that always works
"Oh no WHAT HAVE U DONE, OMG YOU FREAKING ARSE." Vikky shooted at my busband. "You just entered da pakt with Hamez."
What?
That was when we found out dat whenever someone kissez Hamez they get binded to him for da rest of eternity. "WTF that's so random." I laffed satanically.
That is random.
Edward looked realli scarered but I just said "It's okay, I like bi guyz so you can be with him too."
Uh, it's still cheating on her though.
Vikky disappered becuz she was mad that Edward stole her boyfreend.
Don't blame you.
Then me, Edward and Hamez had to preform a special marriage cermoney for the 3 of us to all be together.
Threesome?
Threesome.
We all wore lots of black. "That is all." said Hamez looking at me flirty. "Now we have 2 seal the pact by dranking sum blood."
Sum blood, different than regular blood as it is the blood of math.
We all had an orgay nd went out to hunt. We found a whorewolf und were about 2 kill it when I relized it was Jakob. He changed back into a person and I gasped. His long blak hair
He cut his hair when he became a werewolf, remember?
had purple and silver streakz in it, his skin was ten shads lighter,
So...he's white now? Great...
and he was wering an Alezana tshirt wif tight blak pantz.
I will remind you something: The werewolves are basically naked when they transform. He's not wearing any clothes.
"Omg Jake, um." I said shy and sexy. "Hi u look realli good?"
You already got two husbands now. Going after the werewolf huh.
"Thanx i got a new style" he said and looked at all of us. "Since you killed my dad I got real hordcore. Hey guyz can I join ur pakt.
They killed your DAD
We had a sekret goffic huddle nd thout about it but they got angry and said no.
Not that secret.
Jakob storted to cry becuz we had killed his dad and now we owed him. But Vikatora rolled her eyez, "Yea thatz karma" she pissed.
You three will die.
Very painfully by a the demons of rage and fire.
But then he turned back in2 a wolf and tried to attack us. I turned into a bat and flew out of tha way but Hamez waz too slow. I screamed suicidally as Jakabob was about to tear apart Hamz who suddenly shooted "IF I DIE THEN U ALL DIE, REMEMBER DA PAKT WE ARE TOGETHER 4 EVER." We were all horrorfied at dis.
So, we just have to kill Hamez. Easy enough.
So we had to save him but we got all cut up but Edward said "Its okay Twi, you look exy with blood on you." So we ran away and Jake got lost in the woods.
Ugh.
Double Ugh.
