This chapter isn't as long as i wanted it to be but here it is for you guys to read and hopefully enjoy. thank you all for your support.


Sammael looked through his mindscape to find everything golden and bright." The fuck is going on here?" Sammael said as he looked around. He finally saw something familiar. It looked like the golden throne but nothing sat upon it." Noble Astarte. Your quest has taken a turn for the worst." A voice behind him said.

Sammael slowly turned to find a man standing in a suit behind him looking extremely tired." Who the fuck are you?" Sammael said looking at the man with suspicion," Are you the reaction in having to the demon blood that chaos pussy stabbed me with?" Sammael asked as he raised his fists ready to fight.

The man simply threw back his head and laughed at this." No my son. I am the person who you pray to every day and every night. I am also the one who sent you here." The man said as he placed his hand on Sammy's armored shoulder." My god. The Emperor! My lord." Sammael said as he kneeled before the emperor." Sammael, I have seen that you are having… trouble fighting the new threat. I have decided to allow you to chose one teammate to aid you from your crew aboard your ship. You will also receive four guardsmen to act as representatives for the imperial guard branch of the imperium." The Emperor said as he waved his hand a list of the angry marines under Sammael's command aboard the angry marine battle barge, the fuck of massive fuckery.

Sammael looked at the list and finally stopped at a familiar figure." My lord i have chosen my partner. I chose mechanical bastard, the belligerent engine." Sammael said as he looked at the Emperor's confused face." You mean a dreadnought?" The Emperor asked looking at Sammael as if he were crazy." No i mean belligerent engine. Where should I meet him and the representatives?" Sammael asked.

" Wait five seconds and wake up." The Emperor said as he walked off into the light." Wait my lord! I have so much to ask you about. like the reason im here." Sammael yelled as he ran after the Emperor who was disappearing into the light." Time to wake up Sammael. Time to wake up." The Emperor said as everything became white.

Sammael bolted up only to be greeted by the pain emanating from his wound. Sammael quickly looked around and noticed that he was inside a room siting upon a couch and sure enough sleeping while holding onto his hand was Ruby, in her red rose pajamas. " she must of went to her chambers, but then got worried about my welfare and came down here." Sammael thought as he took off the blanket.

He slowly stood up taking the blanket and placed it upon the sleeping teenager's shoulders. Sammael looked around the house to find his chest plate resting on the dining room table. Sammael cautiously entered the dinning room to find Tai, Ozpin, and Ironwood standing around the table examining something.

Sammael looked over Ironwood's shoulder and found that Summer was projecting his past missions and campaigns onto the table." Look at the size of those creatures." Ironwood said," I wonder how they would fair against the grim though." Tai nodded in agreement as he watched holo Sammael shatter one of the creatures skulls with a folding chair." What are they?" He wondered out loud.

" those jolly locust fucks are tyranids. They taste exactly like free range chicken if cooked right." Sammael said with a grin as Ironwood turned around." I see you're awake." Tai said as he continued to watch the hologram. Ozpin's eyes grew to the size of golf balls as he watched a giant ship slowly fly over the camera's head and crash into the enemy's ship." Sammael what is that?" Ozpin asked as the ship emerged from the slowly falling wreckage." That is the battle barge, the fuck of massive fuckery, its 4 km long and it makes all of Ironwood's ships look like fucking models that are armed with laser pointers." Sammael said as he opened the refrigerator grabbing a beer.

Tai and Ironwood both gave Sammael a disapproving look as the Astarte took a sip from the beer." I don't think you should be drinking that young man." Tai said as he tried to grab the beer from the eight foot tall Sammael." Young man?! I'll have you fucking know sir i am 228 years old and I have served for 213 fucking years fighting any chaos faggot, eldar bastards, pussie as shit tau, and the flying space cockroaches that are called the goddamn tyranids. I'm pretty sure that i have both earned this fucking beer and more. If anyone is too young to be drinking beer here it would be allowed of you ignorant fucks." Sammael said as he stood looking down onto Ironwood and Tai.

" Sammael, I highly doubt you that you only came in here for a beer. Mind telling us your reason for being here instead of remaining in bed to allow your injuries to heal?" Ozpin asked as he quickly moved to stand in between the three stubborn men. Sammael held up his hand and started counting down from five with his fingers.

As soon as he got to one there was a golden light and a crash, both coming from the left and the right side of the house." That will be my fucking reasons. I'll go left you guys right." Sammael said donning his armor and began to walk towards the door." Oh and one last thing. Don't fucking attack them. They are representatives of the imperium of man military branch, the imperial guard, and the other one is a colleague of mine. They will not hesitate to end your miserable fucking lives." Sammael said as he resumed his strides towards the door. Ironwood, Tai, and Ozpin walked around the right side of the house to be greeted with four grim looking weapons pointed at them by four teenagers wearing three different sets of armor.

They all seemed to relax upon seeing other humans." Greetings imperial citizens. May i inquire what planet we are on?" Said a teen who wore a red cap with strange inscriptions." Remnant." Tai said bluntly causing the other three guardsmen to grow confused and lower their guard. Suddenly the one wearing the cap and one of the other guardsmen were snatched off the ground.

" Xenos!" One of the remaining guardsmen cried. The two brought their lasguns up to their shoulders and unleashed a barrage of lasers towards one of the nevermores. It cried out in pain as a laser went through its foot causing it to drop its prey crashing down to the ground." Commissar…" The shortest guardsman said as he watched the nevermores fly off with their prey. A second later Sammeal came thundering towards towards them wearing a red hat followed by a giant yellow dreadnought.

" The fuck happened here? Where's the fourth fucker?" Sammeal asked the stunned group." did he get kidnapped by fucking nevermores? I wouldn't think that a guardsmen would be taken by such a weak ass creature." Sammeal trailed off as he realized what he was joking about actually happened." Oh.. Oh shit. That literally just happened. That would explain the free commissar's hat i found." Sammeal said as he looked at the three remaining Guardsmen.

" Well that fucking sucks. Greetings dipshit guardsmen. I am Captain Fucking Soup, also called Sammeal. These three civilians you see are Ozpin, General Ironwood, and some fuck." Sammeal said causing Tai to grumble in disapproval." Sergeant Mike of Cadia reporting." "Private Will reporting."" Corporal Sam reporting." The imperial guards said as they sounded off." Mechanical Bastard, the belligerent engine, active." A mechanical voice said from the dreadnought reported.

" Can't wait to see how much Goodwitch disapproves of these guys." Ozpin thought as everyone settled went inside the house, excluding mechanical basterd because he obviously wouldn't fit inside the house, to for the night.