CHAPTER ELEVEN
"Lex! This is all your fault! If it wasn't for you, I could be in Jamaica, right now! But no! You just had to go along with your stupid Prometheus story about STEALING FIRE! NOW, WE'RE STUCK ON THIS STUPID ISLAND BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID STORY ABOUT STEALING YOUR STUPID FIRE!" Kitty screamed at the top of her lungs. "Kitty. You are so head-blowingly annoying, you know that?" Lex stated, unimpressed. "I DON'T CARE, LEX LUTHOR! YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE!" she cried breathlessly. "God, what happened to your heart palpitations?" Lex asked sarcastically. "Hey, YOU wrote the script! Not me!" she shrieked to him. Lex rolled his eyes.
"I think we should eat your stupid dog," he got up and strode over to her. "NO! WHY? WE'VE STILL GOT ALL THESE COCONUTS!" she shrieked. "For the love of God, Kitty! We've been eating coconuts for this past week! I'm surprised we're still alive! Especially that!" Lex pointed to the little dog. "You're just jealous because Muffy has hair and you don't," Kitty scooped up the little dog and took off in another direction. Lex kicked the sand with a roar. Kitty gave a little jump. "Hey, I just said that because it's true!" Kitty yelled to him. "WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A DOG?" Lex roared.
"ARE YOU DEAF? I JUST TOLD YOU!" Kitty shrieked. Lex shut his eyes and breathed in deeply. He started to chuckle. His chuckle led to a hearty laugh. "You are so weird," she said in disgust as she took off in another direction with Muffy. Lex glared after her and laid back in the sand. "I hate Superman, I hate Superman, I hate Superman, Do-Si-Do-Si-Do," Lex shut his eyes and began to sing. Suddenly he heard a shriek.
"What the Hell is wrong with you, Kitty?" he barked as he headed over in her direction. Kitty shakily pointed to the sky. He squinted and couldn't believe what he saw. Kitty started flailing her arms about and shrieking non-existent words to catch the helicopter's attention. Lex didn't know what to do but to do the same. Soon, the helicopter landed on the island. A few men came out of the helicopter. Lex and Kitty hurried to them. One of the men took off his helmet.
Lex stopped. "Well, you're a face I thought I'd never see again," Lex said solemnly.
"Long time, no see, dear, cousin," the man smiled.
Kitty looked over to Lex who still had the solemn look on his face.
"Hello, Robert," Lex slowly smiled.
