Mabel! No more Smiley Dip! ch.11
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Iknik Blackstone Varrick: Eccentric Zillionare, part-time Mad scientist, husband to the Beautiful Zhu Li, and proud owner of the Mine of Moria. Was off to greet his miners...And what better way to do it then by showing off his newly mastered levitation ability!
Attention Workers!
He shouted through his megaphone.
It's the Summer Solstice again!
And you know what that means!
The Miners groaned.
That's right! It means the Inner Sanctum of "Smaug the Calamity", King of the dragons himself will open itself for 24 hours!
And as always, for the man who can slay the beast and allow me to reap it's treasure horde, will not only get a weeks max-paid vacation, but 10% of the horde!
Varrick wished he could say he was surprised that no one volunteered(again)...But he wasn't-
"I'll do it!"
Now that did surprise him!
All the other miners stared in disbelief not only that someone excepted this suicide mission...But it was none other than that 12 year old little go-getter to boot!
"I(Gag!) Will(barf!) Also(wheeze)-" Wretched Manly Dan as he tried to stand.
Dipper shook his head. "No, your in no condition to do anything...The doctors say it's a miracle your even breathing!"
Dan cursed. He knew the boy was right. Darn it! Of all the weeks for him to except a rylock venom drinking contest! Curse his masculine pride!
Dipper barely listened as Varrick congratulated him. His thoughts were focused soley on the note that was in his pocket:
BRING ME THE HEART Of SMAUG
OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR GIRL AGAIN
SINCERELY, The SUMMERWEEN TRICKSTER...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
What? I like Varrick!
The boss idea was given by "howling Behemoth."
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