My apologies, cause Damian was suppose to go next, but we just wanted to kill….ahem….I mean torture, Nile so badly…

To start off the day, Fan was holding Nile by the wrist hanging him on the edge of a 50 meter cliff while Silver was behind her laughing menacingly.

"Hahahahahah"

"Silver, we get it" said the narrator

-_- "nothing's wrong with emphasizing!"

Nile kept struggling in Fan's grip

"Hey! if you keep struggling the better chance you may fall to your death" Silver yelled at him.

Fan shrugged "he'd fall to his death anyway, either he does it himself or I drop him"

"Drop him! Drop him!" Silver chanted.

Then Kyoya suddenly appeared in front of them with a bat.

"I have a bat!" Kyoya swung it around.

"Could you people quit emphasizing!" the narrator snapped

Fan pulled Nile back up to the ground and grabbed the bat while Kyoya wasn't looking and threw it down the cliff "well atleast your boyfriend's safe Yoyo" she said in a taunting voice.

Kyoya looked like he was about to murder someone

"Hey, we put Nile back, why don't you go back to where you came from!" Silver said

"Yeah, Yoyo, just like what Silver said, we have put your boyfriend back" she said tauntingly again.

Kyoya grinded his teeth "stop calling me that name"

"Why? You let Yu say it all the time" Fan asked

"Yeah Yoyo!" Yu was sitting on a rock behind.

"I don't let him, he does it by himself"

"Oh well" Silver dumped Nile in the Pacific Ocean.

Fan's pet Shark bit off Nile's arm

O_O Silver hoisted him up and threw him off a waterfall

"What? No screaming?" Fan wondered.

"….I think he's dead" Silver turned pale.

"No he isn't, HEY NILE! WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SHARP POINTY ROCKS ON THE BOTTOM!"

"Plus piranhas"

"I regret nothing!" Fan ran off.

Silver paced back and fourth wondering what else she could do.

"Geez I wonder what I'm going to do"

"Silver! I told you to stop emphasizing!"

"I HAVE MY OWN FREE WILL WOMAN!"

"I'm still here!" Nile whimpered.

"Shut up!" Fan came back again throwing a bomb at Nile, which exploded and silled greenish liquid on Nile.

Then Silver threw a 600kg weight on him "I'd be surprised if that didn't kill him"

"I'm still alive…." Nile said

O_O

"And you missed…." He added

Silver face palmed "I hate my aim"

Fan threw another goo bomb at Nile "I'm glad my aim is good" then she pulled Nile back up.

Silver invited a bunch of fan girls over

"THERE'S NILE!" said a fan girl

"Get him!" said another fan girl

A batch of fan girls ran towards Nile

O.o Nile ran to a road and accidentally got struck by a truck.

All the fan girls dragged him away

"HE'S STILL ALIVE!?" Silver followed them, Fan followed with a frying pan behind her back.

All the fan girls hisses at Silver "Wow….they are soo rabid, can I borrow that frying pan?"

Fan handed Silver a second frying pan then she wacked a fan girl with her own "Don't mess with the Fan!"

"Yay!" Silver cheered and started to play whack the mole, Fan girl version.

Fan saw Nile trying to escape from the corner of her eye, she whacked him in the head so hard that he fell unconscious again.

"Let's drag him back to the waterfall, or hang him on a jet" Silver started throwing suggestions.

"How bout telling him everything's a lie when he wakes up?"

"EVEN BETTER!"

~few hours later~

Nile woke up and Silver immediately stood in front of him "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE! AND YOUR REAL NAME IS DONALD!"

Fan was snickering.

"When the heck did my name become Donald?'

"How dare you question the name you parents gave you!" Silver slapped him with a white glove.

A few weeks later, Kyoya saw Nile running around the streets telling everyone he's Donald.

"WTF Nile?" Kyoya's eye twitched.

"What? Who's Nile?"

"Psst!" Silver called out "do you realize that this guy is trying to destroy the world"

"WHAT!?" Nile grabbed a bat.

"What the heck?"

Fan was on a chair eating some popcorn with Yu "This I have to see!"

Silver handed Kyoya a very old stick

"This stupid stick can't do anything!" Kyoya broke it in two.

"And do you realize you just broke a 400 year old sacred stick from China" Silver said

Da Xiang appeared out of nowhere with a psychotic expression "KYOYA YOU IDIOT!"

Nile thought both Kyoya and Da Xiang were gonna destroy the world "AHH! I'M GONNNA KILL YOU BOTH BEFORE YOU DESTROY THIS WORLD!"

"Should we help them?" Silver asked

"Nah!" Fan sat back but saw Tsubasa in a far distance "TSUBASA! TSUBASA! TSUBASA!" she chased him.

Then Silver saw Toby "TOBY! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!?"

Damian is going next XD so how do you people like this chapter?