This is the chapter where you'll laugh at the bad guy!

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"Who?!" Sentinel asked as he fell.

"Nobody, NOBODY, kills our friend!" Yoh said dramatically. Behind him, Anna and the others were all there.

"A...Amidamaru!" Sentinel looked in awe. "You are one of my idols!"

"What?!" Amidamaru backed away slowly.

"You were the greatest samurai in all of history!"

"See Kakashi, I told you that this was the past not a different dimension!" Naruto pointed!

"Naruto! I thought you were dead!" Emi hugged him.

"I had to act...Nothing says I wasn't close though!" Naruto kissed her head. Emi hit him.

"Don't you dare scare me like that! I thought I lost you...I'd never get to see you again..."

"Hope I'm not interupting!" Sentinel knocked them away.

"Let's go Master Yoh!" Amidamaru nodded. Yoh grabbed a kunai and ran up towards Sentinel.

"So Hinata, are you enjoying being slowly electrecuted? I am!" Kiba said sarcastically.

"Naruto's doing his best!" Hinata glared at him.

"Yoh, why did you come? I thought you all didn't even know about this...m...mom?! Why are you fighting?" Naruto gazed in awe.

"You think I wasn't a shinobi when I was alive? I was the best at the academy!"

While everyone was talking, they didn't know that Sentinel was making his move.

"Are you all getting lazy?" Sentinel grabbed Naruto and Emi again. "This is so easy! Killing kids isn't right, or good on guilt record, but it takes care of the annoyance. Here's a two for one coupon!!!" He grabbed a near signpost off the streets and impaled both of them on it. "How many times do I have to kill you, you annoying...little...brat!!!"

Sentinel kicked them away. "You..will never do that to a minor!" Maki elbowed Sentinel to the face. "Especially WHACK not WHACK my WHACK son!" CRUNCH

"Time for the finisher..." Amidamaru concentrated for a second...his eyes snapped to a specific vital spot and dashed forward. Few seconds later, and Sentinel was down on the ground. with a large slash slicing a section of his body open.

"Nro...naro! Naruo!" a voice fluttered in his head... 'Mom? I'm so relaxed. I feel so peaceful. All my muscles are so...opposite of tense. I feel like I'm flying...what? Something on my chest? It's warm...'

"sniff Naruto...wake up! I know you're not dead! YOU AREN'T DEAD!" Emi cried on his chest.

"I'm too tired. I won't wake up...But can you take the pole out my chest?" he whispered.

"You're alive!" Emi kissed him. "I've got the pole for you..."

"No, don't take it out! We need to wait until the wound partially seals, or else he'll bleed to death!" Kakashi quickly grabbed her hand.

"You haven't even...seen the...boss." Sentinel said with a dying breath.

"Where is the boss? Talk! Agh. He had to die right now..." Kiba growled.

"At this rate, the boss probably made it to Hokage already. Let's get rolling!" Kakashi pointed to the direction of Hokage.

Everyone headed away except Maki. "Emi, I want you to stay here and watch after Naruto."

"What? Are you sure you don't want someone more skilled?" Emi asked her.

"Emi...anyone who cares about my boy as much as you do is skilled enough to watch over him. Just make sure he doesn't try to follow us," Maki smiled.

"You can count on me!" Maki then followed the rest of the group over to the large building where the Hokage usually was.

"Emi...I think the wound is sealed up now. Can you please take out the pole?" Naruto whispered to her.

"No Naruto, you're still bleeding, and if anything happens it'll be me bandaging your other wounds!" Emi laughed.

"Awww. No fun for me..." he chuckled.

"Oh, the others are having fun for you. Sorry!" she touched one of his open wounds.

"Don't worry. I'll have fun talking to you..." Naruto smiled.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh snap! Kakashi and the others...

"Wait up Kakashi!" Sakura panted.

"No, we need to get there before 'the boss' does!" Kakashi was sprinting as fast as he could. (close to a jaguar no doubt! doncha think?)

They dawned upon the old building and saw no present form of chaos...but once inside they saw guards who were heavily armed. "We need to find out where Lord Hokage is..." Kakashi looked around. "Try to find a safe way up the stairs!" he commanded.

They all used a variety of their own techniques. Kakashi, believe it or not, made one clone version of Naruto's Sexy-no-jutsu, with clothes.

"Kakashi, what are you doing?" Maki quickly asked him.

"If the Hokage can't resist it, then neither should these goons," Kakashi said. "Refer to the first graphic novel."

"Okay, but keep in mind, that one was naked," Sakura reminded him.

"Goodness...what did he do?" Maki asked, fearing the answer.

The clone walked out and tapped the shoulder of one of the guards.

"Excuse me, do you know what's going on here? I came to talk to 'the boss'..." she told him.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think that the boss is talkable to..." he muttered, blushing.

"It's top secret information, excruciatingly important," she winked. "Follow me, I'll probably need someone who can fight..."

"Oh, absolutely miss! I could've assumed that there'd be some stuff that not even we know about.

"Well, the truth is..." she was up the stairs and around the hall. "..Sentinel died. While he was on guard, he ventured into the forest and the tree leeches killed him. Vicous. Very violent."

"Oh. I never knew how deadly those things were."

"Your name sir?" she asked him.

"Ramza. Can I trust you to hold a secret?" he quickly asked once he was out of view of everyone else.

"Absolutely. More than you'd think..." she chuckled.

"Me and my friend and considering rebelling against the boss..." he whispered.

"Do you happen to know the boss's name?" she asked him.

"No...I don't really think that anybody does," he raised an eyebrow.

"Wow...well, as long as you're powerful enough, you can join our already assembled rebellion!" she whispered to him.

"How many people do you have?" he asked.

"Seven if I remember correctly..." she thought back. "Can you take me back to the main room? In case you didn't already figure it out, I'm totally against the boss."

"Okay, I have a plan that should get you and the rest of your friends in here safely..." he told her.

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Ramza yelled, "I've found shinobi of apparent importance to their lands, I want to ask boss what I should do with them...brand every inch of their body until their skin is gone...have them slowly eaten alive by tiger beetles...or have a little 'giraffe surgery'!" Ramza smiled sinisterly.

"You may now pass," the guard examined each of them carefully.

As they walked up the stairs and out of sight, Maki asked, "What on earth is giraffe surgery?"

"Its also called long neck, neck taffy, and just plain old stretcher. Hang you. make sure your neck is dislocated so you just kinda...stretch," he cringed.

"Gee...sounds pleasant..." Maki raised an eyebrow.

As they neared the top story, they saw a devastating sight...the Hokage was lying in a pool of blood with deep gashes on his face and his legs.

"It appears that he bled to death, because I cant see any fatal wounds. He more than likely wasnt able to move after his legs were damaged, and then 'the boss' laid down the final blow to his face," Kakashi closely examined the crime scene.

"Wow. This is pretty bad. Whoever this boss guy is, he must be dangerous!" Kiba sniffed around for a different scent. "Augh!! That scent...smells so much like..." his eyes widened...

And now, back to your Naruto.

"Okay Naruto...I'm about to remove the pole, so sit still!" she fixed her hands around the pole and slowly pulled back. "I'm so sorry!" she said as Naruto screeched like a flock of birds. She pulled the rest out and wrapped the rest of the wound.

"Emi. I'm sorry about everything I put you through," Naruto mumbled.

"What? I don't know what you're talking about.."

"I used you the very first day I met you, I made you get your ass kicked by a nine tailed fox demon, I got you impaled on a signpost, I got you wrapping my wounds, and I got you to mess up your favorite shirt!" Naruto said, slamming his fist onto the ground.

"Naruto!" she hit him in the head again. "Those are the things that make me so in love with you! It's the experiences we share and the things that bring us close together! Those are the things I love you for yourself and the moments we share, not for the things you give me or put me through!"

"Okay, but now we gotta go help those guys!" Naruto tried to stand as best as he could and then fell over onto the curb. "Ouch..."

"Alright, now I'll help you get to the others," she laughed.

What did Kiba smell? Did Naruto fart again? We'll find out!

"I smell something unusual...it doesn't smell like much...but it's very unique."

"What is it?" Hinata asked.

As Kiba opened his mouth, the gang heard a footstep from behind one of the pillars.

"Of course we had to pick a room with pillars..." Kiba growled.

As a shadow emerged from behind one of the pillars, the gang broke out in a fit of laughter so hard that they almost cried.

"What?!" they bad guy asked. He was about as tall as Naruto, and he looked fatter than Konohamaru's Sexy - No Jutsu.

"You look like a 13 year-old!!!!" Yoh laughed.

"You do too!" he mocked.

"So?"

"This is ridiculous, apparently, I don't need my disguise anymore...it's too wimpy looking!" he said crossing his fingers into a sign which was unrecognized by everyone. " Now I can reveal my true form and go all out!" As he did the sign, his skin seemed to grow layer, after layer, after layer. His hair expanded to an extremely long length and his hands seemed to grow longer and more gaunt.

"Now, you shall witness my true power!"

"As if that isn't the most used bad guy statement ever! Come up with something original!" Yoh blurted out.

"You seem to be the big critic, so you shall be silenced first!" (I forgot to mention a few of the characters earlier, so you haven't noticed that they were there. Continue!)

He turned around in a miniature twister of red and appeared right next to Yoh.

"Gak!" Yoh quickly ducked as Boss swung his sword. Unfortunately, (Of course theres a twist to this!) Sakura remained still in fear as the sword dug deep into her chest.

"AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" Sakura sreamed as blood ran down her back.

"?! Did you hear that?! That was a scream!!" Naruto listened carefully.

"Oh no, why us?! Next thing you know, Kakashi's gonna die too!" Emi ran over to the scream.

As Naruto sprinted, he saw Kiba leaning out a window motioning him up there. Naruto and Emi took a great leap up to the window.

"What's...wrong?" he paused as he saw Sakura kneeling down with the sword gleaming with blood.

"Oh heavens..." Emi turned away at the sight.

"Grrr...GRAAHH!!!!" A massive red glow appeared around Naruto as Fangs sprung out from his normal teeth, claws replaced his nails, his hair became a deep orange, and a fire burned in his eyes. He knocked through a section of the wall and entered the room.

"You son of...I'm gonna..." Naruto stammered.

"What, you can't even finish your sentences, boy?" Boss laughed as he took his blade from Sakura's limp body.

"I will dislocate your neck so that you dont feel a thing, rip off your arms and then use then to beat you silly, slowly break each bone in your body and watch your twitching mass of a body slowly die from the lack of ability to breath and blood loss!" he said as he went to Sakura.

"You talk big boy, but I assume you can't do as big as half as you talk!" he retreated from the approaching red glow.

"That is it!! I'm sick and tired of being pushed around, insulted, and bagged on, you are going down!" Naruto Dashed up to him and dug his claws deep into Boss as he replaced his body with a log. Naruto grabbed the newly appeared log and threw it directly at Boss when he reappeared. "Rule number one! Don't reappear in an obvious place like to the right of your assailant!" As the log hit him, Naruto ran up and clenched Boss' neck. "Rule number two! Don't mess with one of my friends!" Naruto swung him around into one of the pillars. "Rule number three! Don't play the game if you can't live to the claim in a room with pillars!" As Boss stared deep into Naruto's eyes, a glare of hatred pierced through his mind.

"Rule number four! Don't play with the Boss if you know it's your loss!" he picked up Naruto by the arms in his hand and as he twisted his arm everyone heard a sickening crack.

As Naruto hung limp from his arms, he was thrown off next to Sakura.

"Two down...seven to go!"

"Naruto?" Sakura whispered without moving.

"Sakura? You're alive?" he whispered back with an intensely quiet voice.

"If you could call it alive...so, what's crackin', other than you of course."

"I'm not out of this fight...but you need some help first!" Naruto got up with his arms hanging down loosely. "Emi! Come here quickly!"

Emi hopped over and asked, "What is it?"

"Bandage Sakura up, she still isn't dead yet, but she will be if we don't do something quickly!" he told her. "Now, where were we? I wont stop fighting until I can't move at all!" he bounced on the ground and popped back in one of his arms, then used that one to relocate the other.

"Ewww!" Emi cringed.

"Okay, while my little freak show of the orange midget, the red little girl are acting around, I'll have to kill someone who'll actually remain dead."

"Naruto, I don't have enough bandages!" Emi quickly looked around for more.

"This is only holding me back...you can use it," he took off the shirt under his orange jacket.

"Lets make this a bit more permanent!" Boss yelled. He went around on of the pillars. "This will be the end...I will win! I can do it..." he mumbled as he appeared in several different places in the room.

"Teheheh...what kind of bad guy stalks around a room, talking to himself in the middle of battle? Hahahaha!" Naruto's red aura disappeared and he started cracking up.

'Hahaha!!! Just what I was waiting for! His red aura has vanished, and now he is at a weak state!' he suddenly appeared behind Naruto. "Hola senorita!" he picked up Naruto and threw him at Emi who was kneeling and bandaging Sakura

"Emi, jump high!" Naruto yelled.

"Huh? Ack!" Out of instinct, Emi rolled, and as Naruto landed on her feet, she shot up upward. "Naruto?! Oops...Heheheheh!"

As he came back down to the ground, the fell with no reactions whatsoever.

"Naruto?" Emi went and rolled him over. As she saw him, his eyes were closed, and his heartbeat was barely there. "Naruto?! NARUTO!!!!" she kicked him as she got up.

Kakashi then poofed over in a small cloud. "Emi...I think he's reacted to the trauma and his body sent himself into a coma to repair any damage inside or out..."

"But Naruto can't be in a coma!! He...he just can't..." she leaned over and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Now, Boss...I think that it's about time that you got your ass kicked!" She crossed her fingers into a complex sign that Kakashi identified as the sign of Difference. All of a sudden, her body stretched out and she cartwheeled behind a pillar. She began looping around the pillars and she slid down the one right behind Boss.

"Naruto?" Maki went over and checked on him. His finger twisted and his mouth moved in inaudible speech. "Don't worry honey, everything is gonna be -"

"YYEEEAARRGHH!!!!!!!" an arm fell to the ground as the shriek let out.

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Sorry for such a late chapter, I had writers' block...but anyway, who's arm? I guess that this means that whoever is it is unarmed! HAHA!! That was a stupid joke! Well, every review will decide who's arm it is! So review to view whos arm went shewplop onto the floor. R ASAP D