Okay, guys, i am so sorry about the wait, things caught up, i gots sick, shit happened, but now it's holidays, i am back, and this fic doesn't have much more to it!! I AM ALMOST DONE!! THE FIRST FIC I HAVE EVER FINISHED!! OMIGOD HYPERVETILATING *Faints!*
Disclaimer: Me do not own.......me do not own song in this chapter....ME DON'TS OWN ANYTHING BUT STORYLINE
Song in this chapter is Spirit in the Sku by Norman Greenbaum, it was the song i was listening to while writing this chapter lol
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WARNING, this chapter is definitely not my best work, flame if you want, wont make me work any better, i will only gets mad...and you wont like me when i am mad RRROOOOAAAARRRGH
"Uhhh Vegeta I am not so sure about this" he gulped looking from his place in the shrubbery, the brick wall was lined with razor wire backing it look threatening and just plain scary, he heart a wolf howl and some hooting, the place was definitely haunted, the fireman just grinned and rolled his shoulders, ready to take on any beasty that would get in his way
Goku tensed nervously, how did he get roped into this? he was only checking in with Krillen to see if he had found Roshi yet, not having any luck finding the turtle master himself, only to find the drunken duo arguing over who was the best, he knew they were drunk- well he knew Vegeta was drunk, he had hugged him and called him the awesome taco man, which was just plain weird and awesome at the same time, he like being an awesome taco man, it mean he was both awesome and food - and then made him pinky swear to be his third partner in crime
And HOW could he say no to that, it would mean that he was no longer awesome and just a taco man...and that was no fun!
He watched Vegeta chuckle and crouch readily, he looked like a big cat ready to pounce "Now it's time to have some fun" the prince quickly sprinted from his spot in the bush, Goku following close behind, both crouched low while running keeping to the shadows and out of sight, as they neared the brick wall the sound of a radio reached their ears, the gutsy guitar adding the mood of their task
Suddenly the base guitar joined in, without a sound they both leaped over the wall and into the area, scanning quickly for any guards then took off again, "Quiet, guards round here" he whispered stumbling slightly over the track, soon they picked up the sound of footsteps, the younger saiyan could literally feel his heart hammer in his chest, then the security guard came into view, only took about a second before he was on the ground knocked out for the night
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
"Vegeta!" Goku whispered harshly "This is ILLEGAL!" but the prince just laughed and continued on, not as balanced as he usualy would be, but still as silent as death-
SNAP
CRACKLE
"AHHHHHH THE FLOWERS HAVE GOT ME!!!" the prince shrieked
Okay not as silent, but still fast and determined
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
"SHOOSH VEGETA, somebody will hear y-"
"WHO GOES THERE!?!" too late, Goku spotted the guard and took him out, dragging the dead weight into the foresty area leaning the poor guard near a tree
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
Finally the prince stopped flailing around helplessly and jumped from the rose bush, murmuring low profanities at the destroyed piece of flora, both of them continued on down the track, knocking out guards along the way before they reached the main gate only to see Bulma flirting heavily with the head guard
"So a big bad guard like you yourself ever have to use that gun on anybody?" she slurred slightly but still kept the seducing tone in her voice,
the guard smiled confidently, a small blush spread across his face absolutely loving the attention he was getting, poor idiot didn't even notice that his guards weren't talking into their radios anymore "Ah maybe I have, but only if those crooks give me a hard time"
Bulma smiled coyly "Uh huh, what about those cuffs?" she moved in closer to the unsuspecting guard, playing slightly with the handcuffs attached too his belt
"Y-yes ma'am" he said quite nervously
She clicked her tongue at the roof of her mouth, then a gruff voice from behind chimed in "Would you mind if I borrowed them?" before he could turn around his world went black after a knock to the back of the head, Bulma smiled at the fireman who was lazily swinging the cuffs around his fingers "Now all that's taken care of....LETS GO RIDE SOME ELEPHANTS!!"
Bulma cheered in agreement
Goku groaned, weird Vegeta was back
((one hour later))
"Ooo Oo AHH AH AH AHH" the furry monkey then stopped and made a farting sound with his mouth, Bulma nodded in understanding, the little black and white monkey then started waving his arms in the air, tail curling angrily "OOOHHHH AHA AH AH AH OOOAHAA!!"
"Augh that's horrible" Bulma stated sadly, suddenly another monkey screeched indignantly "HEY!" the heiress shouted "You just wait! You will get your turn to speak!" she scolded, the small primate hissed angrily and jumped away, flinging a banana peel at her
Vegeta shook his head "That is not how you make piece with the people Bulma, you have to be calm and demanding other wise they rebel against you! and if that happens YOU MUST TEACH THEM WHO'S KING!" He stopped and cackled evilly - Then fell out of the tree and unceremoniously on his ass with a loud THUMP
He groaned in pain while Goku looked on in boredom, they had spent the last house talking to monkeys....MONKEYS! his stomach growled hungrily, it's was 1:00 in the morning and he was starving, all this breaking into a zoo and keeping an eye on two drunken people was tough work and it really built up an appetite, he had worked hard this night so he deserved some food! "Hey guys....i'm hungry"
THUMP
"OOF!"
Bulma fell out of the tree and onto Vegeta "Sorry..." she murmured tiredly...tiredly...TIREDLY, SHE WAS GETTING TIRED, YES a small celebration went through Goku's head, no more doing illegal stuff, no more chasing them around, no more monkey talk! the heiress yawned and stretched "lets get some food" she mumbled
The prince seemed to brighten at the sound of food and quickly sat up letting the heiress tumble off of him "Yes, but one more thing first..."
Oh how he wished he hadn't let Vegeta do one more thing
The younger saiyan tried to contain the scream, but he just couldn't he ran like a mad man being chased by lions, but the only difference was he was getting chased by ELEPHANTS!! "VEGETAAAA!" he screamed "WHAT DID YOU DO TO PISS THEM OFF!??!?!?!"
The prince shrieked in terror as the heard of rampaging elephants came closer "I DON'T KNOOW!! I JUST PULLED THEIR TAILS AND THEY SPAZZED OUT!!" He cried, Goku looked at him shocked
"YOU PULLED THEIR TAILS?!?!?!?!?!?!" he bellowed "WHY-WHY WOULD YOU PULL THEIR TAIL- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" he screamed bloody murder as a dead end came to view, the wall, THE WALL, WHY DID THE WALL HAVE TO BE THERE, HE WAS GOING TO DIE, DIE A YOUNG WARRIOR, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THERE WAS SO MANY THINGS HE WANTED TO DO, BUT NO HE WAS GOING TO BE FLATTENED LIKE A FRESHLY COOKED PANCAKE....mmmmm pancake- WAIT, DEATH FIRST HUNGER LATER, OH GOD THE WALL WAS GETTING CLOSER, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH- hey wait, he could fly
"--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the prince wailed, obviously thinking the same thing about the wall, without another thought Goku powered up, grabbed Vegeta's hand and flew up as fast as he could, just before the elephants crashed into the wall, turning it into nothing but dust and rubble, the animals shrieked and cooed happily following their release, he felt the prince tremble slightly in over exhilaration and fear
Now that was a whole new experience, he had gotten chased by dinosaurs before but elephants were somewhat meaner when in groups, Goku landed on the ground lightly before completely collapsing on the ground in relief, how could he forget he could fly! SERIOUSLY!?
"Phew!" the prince sighed "I'm beat, lets go get some Pizza!"
"THANK KAMI!" Goku said in relief
"...So we went and got some Pizza" he finished, the group looked on in shocked silence
Bulma blinked in confusion "Wait...where was I?"
"Uhhhh"
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She sat as quiet as a mouse, no she would not move, not a chance, she would not die here, she would survive and live to tell the tale! the lions yawned and streched around her, oh she was wide awake now, if she fell asleep they might eat her!
"Help" she squeaked "Vegeta! Taco Man! Anybody!"
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"...I IT'd you outa there then we went to the pizza place" Again another shocked silence, the younger saiyan shifted nervously, he really didn't like silences like this, it was starting to grate on him, he scratched the back of his head "uhhhh- HEY I ATE 167 PIZZA within 20 MINUTES! IT'S A WORLD RECORD!!"
Gohan cleared his throat loudly, that was one hell of a crazy story "But it still doesn't explain how you got back here dad" he said curiously, everybody nodded in agreement
"And it also doesn't explain how you knew about Vegeta's tatoo" Krillen chimed in, more nods
Goku laughed "Oh yeh, they left while I was eating my pizza's for about an hour or so before I met up with them at a tattoo parlour, me and Vegeta got into and argument about his tattoo..."
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"I WANT A WHITE RABBIT DAMNIT!"
Goku shook his head "I just don't think it is a good idea!!"
The prince huffed "You let BULMA get a rabbit! STOP PLAYING FAVORITES!!"
"I AM NOT PLAYING FAVORITES!"
"YES YOU ARE!!"
"NO!-"
"YES YOU ARE, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE NO LONGER AWESOME!"
"Awwww" he whined sadly
the saiyan batman laughed in victory, folding his arms across his armour plated chest, "YEH thats right, I DEMOTE YOU....now help me pick out a tattoo"
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"...Vegeta got a frog holding a ribbon with Bulma's name under it and Bulma got a black rabbit with Vegeta's name under it, then you guys wanted to celebrate...."
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Her black leather high heels clacked against the buildings roof, she stood confidently looking over the city streets, catwoman held up a megaphone to her mouth and.. "HEY!! FREE BEER AT CAPSULE CORP MANSION! BIG CELEBRATION, BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!" the lively city- which was most definitely lively for 2:30 in the morning whooped with excitement
Then a loud roar of "CONGA LINE!!" came from batman, so everybody had to listen, he was batman for kami's sake, and that is when the largest conga line on record was formed...
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"...The party went for AAAGES, but I was tired so I fell asleep on your floor"
Again, another shocked silence
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"Who the hell is batman?"
Okay okay, i am seriously not too proud of this chapter...but it is about 3:00 in the morning...I started at 9:00 and it is 3 IN THE MORNING, AAAAUUUUGHHH, i went through my notes, and this is how it was set out, Goku's story answers almost all of the questions, but I have to let you guys know, that isn't the end
The missing hour with Bulma and Vegeta
Gohan is still wearing his woolen beanie and nobody has asked about it BWAHAHAHHAHA
The missing video camera
The first hour of their drinking
ANd yes, it is shocked silence, it is a lot to take it, the next chapter will probably be the last or second last...but please if you flame me, make it constructive, i know it isn't that good, but....3 in the morning lol
So again i am really sorry for the crappy chapter,
gege: I CONTINUED! =D
DBZ ANON: LOL I am so glad you like it! i always aim to make people laugh, an yeh, all shall be revealed in the next chapter haha
JarellsNumba1 :LOL yes, sorry it's poorly set out, i didn't have time to fix up the dialogue, BUT ATLEAST I UPDATED!
TrinityTepes : :) couldn't help it, bulma got turned into a frog, it reminded him of bulma!
Hatake Kai : BWAHAHAH yes, imagine Goku on coffee!! :O
valevilandra:I am keeping it up...although i am sorry for the crappy chapter :S DontReallyCare : LOL yes, i love them because of their idiocy
CRAZYLILDRIVA17: Ah yeh, his tatoo was hard to think of, but the way i see it, Bulma turned into a frog, and frog reminds him or her, but oh wells
Meagra Solace : OMIGOD SOMEBODY ACTUALLY ASKED ABOUT WHERE CHI CHI WAS!! oh she is somwhere in the crazy little story! BWAHAHAHA
AquaMarias : LoL thanks i do feel better, and i hope this at least made you laugh, i am still not to sure about this chapter
Rraz45 : Sorry it wasn't a soon update :S BUT I UPDATED heh heh
I think i might sleep now.....OR PLAY ASSASSINS CREED =D
