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Chpt 11: iHad an Idea

Sam's POV

I caught up with Freddie back in Carly's apartment later that day. It was iCarly night and once again Kylie was here to watch Freddie work.

I walked through the studio doors to find Freddie doing some last minute camera checks and Kylie sitting on the car Spencer made for us, watching him.

"Hey nub, where's Carly?" I asked, facing him, my hands fiddling with one of his nerdy things.

"Down stairs getting a drink," he replied, his gaze glued on his camera. "Hey, don't touch that," he said, smacking my hands away.

I rolled my eyes, taking my hands of his cart and wandering away. I looked over at Kylie who was brushing her hair. I didn't want to talk to her right now. I was already annoyed at her, turning my nub into some stupid guy. Oops did I just say my nub? I really mean… oh, never mind.

A few minutes later Carly burst through the door holding two bottles of water. "Water for you and water for you!" she smiled happily.

"Thanks," Freddie took a big gulp, "Where's your water?"

"Drank it already," he nodded, setting the bottle down and replacing it with his camera.

"Kylie can you stand over here?" he asked clicking a few keys on his laptop. She nodded moving away. "Okay, girls, we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2" and he pointed to me.

After the webcast

"Hey, who wants an after webshow snack?" Carly asked.

I pumped my fists in the air, "Yeh!"

Carly, Kylie and I headed downstairs, me leading the way. Carly turned around, "You coming?" I heard her ask the nub who was still hovering around his laptop.

His head popped up, "Maybe a bit later after I look at the comments," he said, his focus returning to his laptop. She shrugged before leaving the iCarly studio, running to catch up with us.

By the time Carly came downstairs I was already halfway through the cupcakes. I looked over at Kylie who had a grossed out face on.

She made a disgusted noise, "You eat like a pig, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend," she said.

The moment those words flew out of her stupid mouth I snapped. I left my glorious cupcakes, turned around and glared at her. "No wonder I don't have a boyfriend," I said through gritted teeth, "No wonder I don't have a boyfriend" I repeated a bit more louder stressing the I more. I looked back at Carly who looked scared for Kylie.

"You're dating Freddie for all the wrong reasons!" I yelled at her. I was beyond mad, first she comes to Ridge Way and ruins everything, then she starts dating Fredpuss and now she insults me.

"Well at least I look pretty and am smart enough to have two acts, one for you and one for Freddie," she said with an evil smile. I had a disbelieved face on. She was happy that she acted like this? I looked over at Carly again, who didn't look like she wanted to say anything.

"You look pretty," I said incredibly, she rolled her eyes, "You look like a whale swallowed you and spat you back up, I don't even know what Freddie sees in you," I yelled at her.

Kylie put her hands on her hips, "Well at least he sees something in me to make him want to date me!"

"We'll you're dating Freddie all the wrong reasons." I yelled.

"You're right," she crossed her hands over her cheast. "The only reason why I want to date Freddie is because I want to sleep with him."

I was really angry, I wish Freddie could hear her say that and dump her sorry butt. I suddenly heard footsteps and a light bulb went off in my head, I had an idea.

"Can you say that again," I asked, "Louder?" I added, a smirk creeping up on my face.

Kylie gave me a confused but equally evil smile, "The only reason why I want to date Freddie is because I want to sleep with him." I grinned at her triumphantly and she returned a confused look. I looked over at Carly who had a similar face as Kylie.

Finally the footsteps stopped and a teenage male voice was heard.

"What?"


A/N- Who wants Freddie to dump Kylie in the next chapter? Me! Who wants a fast update? Me! Who want to review this chapter? Me!

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