Adam: Well, Helaina's gone…

Me: And…?

Adam: We still have that story…

Me: And…?

Adam: Let's get this thin' ov'r with!

Me: Are you okay?

Adam: No. I wanna finish this thin' an' get on with my life…

Me: You don't have to read it.

Adam: I'm finishin' it. I've gotta finish it.

Me: Okay, okay we won't wait for Helaina then.

Adam: Okay then. Let's get through this next chapter.

AN: stup it u gay fags

Adam: Homophobic bitch!

if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle

Me: She never was a muggle in the first place?

afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

Adam: Yeh can't jest change houses because you changed religions! I hate this bitch.

I was really scared about Vlodemort

Me: I'd be more worried about Voldemort.

Adam: That's not funny. I'd be worried teh.

Me: Fanfiction, remember?

Adam: Bugger off.

all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666.

Adam: Real original bloody name.

I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.

Adam: In other words you suck. A lot.

The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.)

Me: Diabolo? Isn't that a muggle game?

Adam: How should I know? You're the mudblood here.

Me: Oi! Watch it. I may be a mud- muggle born but I could probably beat your ass.

Adam: Oh yeah? Try!

Me: No, I'm finishing the story with or without you!

and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s

Me: You just said it. Right in the previous paragraph!

(there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak)

Adam: I could use a steak now. 'M starvin'.

and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

Me: That's like Adam holding out his Dark Mark and saying 'I might look like a Death Eater, but I ain't'.

Adam: *Glares*

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

Adam: 'Er singin's really that bad eh?

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

Adam: Very.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

Me: Then we all cried and drowned in our own tears?

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

Adam: Makes sense teh me…

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely.

Me: Dumbledore even cried wisely!

(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

Adam: Wait? What? Didn't yeh just say in this chapter that he couldn't die by slittin' 'is wrists?

Me: Yeah. Now I'm confused...

Adam: Well yeh aren't the smartest one in the group...

Me: And you are?

Adam: Well... not teh brag 'r nothin' but...

Me: But this! Stupify! *Runs off into bedroom and locks door*

Adam: Good, I'll be goin' then.

Me: Don't come back!