Adam: Well, Helaina's gone…
Me: And…?
Adam: We still have that story…
Me: And…?
Adam: Let's get this thin' ov'r with!
Me: Are you okay?
Adam: No. I wanna finish this thin' an' get on with my life…
Me: You don't have to read it.
Adam: I'm finishin' it. I've gotta finish it.
Me: Okay, okay we won't wait for Helaina then.
Adam: Okay then. Let's get through this next chapter.
AN: stup it u gay fags
Adam: Homophobic bitch!
if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle
Me: She never was a muggle in the first place?
afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
Adam: Yeh can't jest change houses because you changed religions! I hate this bitch.
I was really scared about Vlodemort
Me: I'd be more worried about Voldemort.
Adam: That's not funny. I'd be worried teh.
Me: Fanfiction, remember?
Adam: Bugger off.
all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666.
Adam: Real original bloody name.
I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.
Adam: In other words you suck. A lot.
The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.)
Me: Diabolo? Isn't that a muggle game?
Adam: How should I know? You're the mudblood here.
Me: Oi! Watch it. I may be a mud- muggle born but I could probably beat your ass.
Adam: Oh yeah? Try!
Me: No, I'm finishing the story with or without you!
and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s
Me: You just said it. Right in the previous paragraph!
(there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak)
Adam: I could use a steak now. 'M starvin'.
and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
Me: That's like Adam holding out his Dark Mark and saying 'I might look like a Death Eater, but I ain't'.
Adam: *Glares*
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
Adam: 'Er singin's really that bad eh?
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)
Adam: Very.
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
Me: Then we all cried and drowned in our own tears?
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
Adam: Makes sense teh me…
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely.
Me: Dumbledore even cried wisely!
(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."
Adam: Wait? What? Didn't yeh just say in this chapter that he couldn't die by slittin' 'is wrists?
Me: Yeah. Now I'm confused...
Adam: Well yeh aren't the smartest one in the group...
Me: And you are?
Adam: Well... not teh brag 'r nothin' but...
Me: But this! Stupify! *Runs off into bedroom and locks door*
Adam: Good, I'll be goin' then.
Me: Don't come back!
